Chapter 9

Maid of My Mafia

by: pillowsama

The Start of Inu's Angle

"Kagome you have to start exercising sometime! I will not have a fat bodyguard!"

She groaned and wrapped her purple bathrobe around her body and held on closer to the bag of chocolates and kept her eyes glued onto the TV. "I may be fat InuYasha, but you're ugly and I can always lose weight."

"Look at this pack! See the muscles? I could beat your face with these muscles!" He screamed lifting up his blue polo and pointed to his stomach. He jumped on Kagome and grabbed her head and tried to suffocate her by pressing his chest against her face. He laughed as she screamed and tried to push him off her; in large t-shirt with only boy shorts on she succeeded. But than a thought came to him.

"I AM NOT UGLY!"

Kagome tried to pick up the spilled candies and only paused to look up and glare at the bastard. "You know what? It's my day off. Why should I even bother working? Did you think of that stupid?"

"Yea right! It's Friday. You didn't even go to school today. What the hell is wrong with you Kagome? Are you on drugs? Cause you better be buying them from me!"

"No. Now get the hell out." She got up and hauled his face out of the door and slammed it shut and locked the door. The room seemed quieter now, with only the people talking from the TV tucked in the corner of the room and her clothes scrawned all over the floor. Over all, it was pathetic that she managed to keep the entire mansion sparkling clean but her own room was like the forest where bigfoot lives.

'He's right...What is wrong with you?'

She tried to talk to Sesshoumaru. Even finding every little excuse she could think of, from laundry to broken glasses in his room to try to retain in a sliver of whatever remained of their friendship before she calmly realized that it was useless. He wouldn't even acknowledge she was there, bluntly ignored her only talking to her when it was required, breaking her heart even slower than need be.

"Fine. That's okay with me." Kagome muttered and changed into her usual outfit to get ready for the household chores. Sango had no clue whatever had happened and noticed her uneasiness whenever she was to go into Sesshoumaru's room and happily volunteered to switch her duties with her friend. She was to clean the living rooms, bathrooms, and InuYasha's room and the vacuuming in each room while the family disappeared every Sunday for their various events and only the servants were home to do the most unseemly chores. All in all, she and Sesshoumaru never communicated for two weeks.

"Leave me alone InuYasha." Sesshoumaru calmly before returning to his work.

How he despised his brother's way of intruding into his office unannounced and ill prepared. Most times forgetting why he came only to return later to hand him some meaningless information. 'I have to get this done...' Sesshoumaru thought and tried even harder to block distractions from his head and nearly suffered brain-damage staring at his desk.

Shipment between the lords grew even rockier these past few days, and his father was unreachable now. A kimono made of silk, lined with a fur, that came with diamond encrusted sandals was last seen at the pier handcuffed in a suitcase to a rather large man. Seemingly, the man's throat was slit and his hand chopped off so that the suitcase was stolen and his body thrown into the boat of an unsuspecting vacationing couple.

It was up to Sesshoumaru to find the perputrator and restore the item to the American woman who fancied 'all things Eastern' or pay the estimated value for the a stupid dress, which probably wasn't really the true value, but the appraisal, stated the contract that bound him to this case.

"You didn't go to school today either." InuYasha calmly stated before sliding into a chair and gazed at the bookcase, "Did you ever find my book?"

"Sadly, Yes, InuYasha. Do you have the notes from all my classes?" This wasn't quite as useless as he expected. Maybe his brother was growing up? He'd been here all morning only stopping for lunch for 15 minutes filing paperwork and gathering all the information he'd need to venture out on his own and find his own evidence so he could prove his case to his father.

This was all Musou's doing, he was sure of it. The fool was sneaking things from the black market and leaving the blame for somebody else.

"No. I just thought I'd tell you."

He sighed. "Then what is it? What could possibly be the problem now?"

"Going to be Kagome's birthday soon."

Sesshoumaru placed down his pen irritated that the thing he'd been trying to forget had once more appeared. "And?"

"Maybe you should get her something since she cleans your room so well?" His brother lied. He knew for a fact that it was Sango who has been cleaning his rooms, it was unmistakable since he use to always hear Kagome humming quietly. He noticed, and though he'd hate to admit it, she seemed to be distancing herself from him. "Maybe some flowers? I hear she loves lilacs."

"Sure why not?"

"We're hosting a birthday dinner for her on Tuesday. You're coming right? Wear a suit. We're going to a restaurant."

He picked up his pen signaling this conversation was ending.

She kept her eyes on the ball, and fingers in the hole.

"Ew...that sounded so wrong." Sango said disgusted. They were at the bowling alley, doing a hardcore tournament between the battle of the sexes.

InuYasha told Miroku to get out of the house for a couple of hours while he did something. "Why? Why should we?"

"Just do it you dumbass. I need the place for a couple of hours." He answered before having Jaken drop him off at the grocery store. Sango shrugged off her irritation. The alley was quiet with a few kids and elderly folk since it was in the middle of the day. It seems everyone decided to ditch the school day when she arrived for class. So naturally...

She took off too.

Miroku was the one she found at home, then InuYasha told them to get lost...and abnormally they did. Winding up here, she managed to be in the lead while her counterpart quietly waited his turn sipping on his Pepsi steadily gazing on her backside. 'Which is fine as long as he doesn't touch.' She told herself. Miroku made her uneasy whenever he was too close, but flattered her whenever he laid his on her, her stomach moving as if butterflies had taken off.

"My turn!" Miroku stated grabbing his ball before bumping her aside. She sat down and watched him do his quiet victory dance, as all of the pins topple over and swerve across the wooden floor.

"What do you think InuYasha's doing?" Sango asked opening the lid of his drink and taking sip. "Why can't we be there? I mean come on! We've done everything for him."

Grabbing the ball, giving it a toss and watching it curb into the total loss, he turned around and smiled. "I haven't a clue Sango! But most likely he's up to his knacks...and I for one want to watch what happens next, I heard from Jaken that InuYasha use to be quite the trickster."

"That doesn't mean we can't be involved. We could help. I'm pretty bad myself." She sniffed, hurt.

"Oh so bad."

"I mean it Miroku!"

"Yeah... and I've never tried to have sex." He scoffed and went back to his game.

"This is why we're never having sex!"

He turned around and smiled. "I always thought it was because you loved me."

He pushed down the window and waved to a good-looking group of passer-by-ers, and put it up again.

"DAMN IT JAKEN HURRY UP."

They'd been driving in the car for at least 20 minutes, stopping for gas now putting him way off schedule than he needed to be. He looked at his fingers and started playing who can scare who with the rear view mirror.

He lost.

"Have you ever been so bored that you would push on your eyeballs until you started seeing stars and shiny things? No? Well...Neither have I."InuYasha whispered to his can of soda. It was killing him. The silence. The walls and doors of the carefully lined limo were closing in on him, making him suffocate, eyes bulging. He tried to sink closer to the floor so that more room would be available.

So many things he never got to do! So many things he never got to see. Now it was going to end...here...in a stupid limo because Jaken forgot that he can't be left along for too long.

"InuYasha? OH MY GOD INUYASHA!"

Jaken opened the door only to find the youngest master sprawled across the floor stripped down to his undies. "You've got to stop taking off your clothes InuYasha! What would Sesshoumaru say finding a nude person in his presence?"

"He'd better be glad! When's the last time he's been laid?" He said grabbing his pair of pants, and stopped. "Maybe...Just maybe."

The house was usually empty on Sunday...and Tuesday...The fake dinner party he was planning...Lord this was going to be good.

Stupid pranks, and jokes were nothing compared to what he was going to do now...This experience left him something he could use against his brother. 'And father won't punish me...' He chuckled silently.

"We're not going to the store anymore Jaken. Let's head on home. Remember to take Sango and Miroku out of the house tomorrow prudently at six. Mother and Father need to be reminded of their party they're hosting for Rin."

Truthfully, there was no party. His family always had a problem remembering anything they were doing since they had others plan it all for them...but the ones InuYasha always had tricking were usually Sesshoumaru and Inutashio. His father he didn't mind. The fool adored Rin, and he wouldn't mind if a party was thrown for her...but Sesshoumaru.

The bastard was dumb...but smart...more smart than dumb.

"Hey Rin? What do you think tastes better? Chocolate or vanilla." Shippo asked grabbing the bowls that InuYasha asked for to drop them off in the basement before turning to his friend.

They were only allowed to carry four bowls stacked on top of each other, six dishes stacked, or only 2 glasses in seperate hands; InuYasha made a point to be very careful or they'd be locked for the party that was suppose to be happening on Tuesday. The whole thing took a total of twelve trips, not including the return trips, up a large, very large, mansion.

Rin quietly set the crystal in the cupboard and got down from the chair she was standing on. "I like chocolate chip mint."

"You have to pick one! You can't just pick something that's not one of the options."

"Then I just won't choose Shippo, it's not so hard."

Shippo walked up the stairs and waited for Rin atop them watching her nonchalantly climb them before switching off the stairwell lights. "Kagome promised she'd take use shopping tomorrow, so you'd better start to think about what kind of clothes you'd like to have."

Shippo grumbled. "I think I like it better when Sesshoumaru shops for us."

Heading off to their own rooms to settle in for the night. He opened his door and looked at the clock for the time. 11: 41. 'There has to be something against child labor...' He took off his shirt and started to tuck himself into bed being careful to mess up his bed enough so it felt roomy. It felt nice to be home again.

Secretly, he rejoiced having a secret that InuYasha let him in on...'Finally! I get to pick on somebody now!' His mind flashed to the torture he was put through, and frowned. He didn't want to put Kagome through any pain...but from what InuYasha told him it seemed really nice...who knew underneath the dumbass was someone who actually cared about others. He certainly wasn't sure.

"Get everyone out of the house, help Kagome dress, light the candles in the bedroom...or was it light the room? What was it?" Shippo asked.

He yawned and closed his eyes. "I'll just try both."

A/N: -sighs- it's been a long time huh? (well for me it has). Sorry for the mistakes of grammar...but truthfully I tried to edit it myself...and everything. Lol. My fault anways…Another change of plans for the plot…sorry it's the stupid life experiences. Now! To answer the questions:

- Coco, is the maid who works alongside Kagome, she's been there longer and she seems to have be a one night fling for Muso, and No, Coco and Sesshoumaru aren't going to have anything to do with each other…As a matter of fact I don't' plan on using coco very much other as a tool to amp up the plot.

-Sesshoumaru was crying cause he had an emotional break down and I chose to have it than so that it'll be the straw that broke the camel's back, meaning he'll finally back of Kagome. (not really, I can't tell the whole plot).

-When will I update? dunno. honestly, I'm busy, but I always make time to write. depends on how many reviews I get. lol .j/k it's more about quality of the review rather than the quantity.

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