Chapter 39.

Ok, next chapter but I have to just retaliate to a review I got…a nice one and I hope FPM likes this one when she reads it. and the next actual story chapter is on its way, don't worry. Hope you get my humour. Enjoy!

Two beings are stood in the park. Draguna skipping and Cell is lent against a tree, scowling as usual.

Cell: why the hell are we wasting our time? Why can't we just get on with the damn story?

Draguna: Because I say so ner ner!" Sticks tongue out

Cell: o.O ok, remind me to bring your medicine everywhere with you…just encase…

"Draguna: WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT I AM ON MEDICATION! I am not on medication and have never…wait…once for a tummy bug…but besides that I have never been on medication!"

Cell: sure you haven't. This blue pill in my hand is not an anti hyperactive pill for you.

Draguna:…I don't know what that is.

Cell: I found it in you room.

Draguna: you know, that looks like the smarty I lost the other day…it is, cool! Chocolate yummy!

Cell: chocolate? It looks like a pill to me.

Draguna: here look. snaps in two See, chocolate.

Cell:…ok…but you need to be on anti hyperactive pills.

Draguna: Erm…Cell?

Cell: what? eats half of Smarty

Draguna:…why were you in my room?...

Cell: O.o…erm…I wasn't in your room…"

Draguna: my spidy sense is tingling. You lie like a cheep Japanese watch!

Cell:…

Draguna: Cell, when were you in my room?

Cell:…nice weather we're having. looks up at sky

Draguna: Cell…you were in my room. Why?

Cell: if I denied that I was…would you believe me?

Draguna: nope. Not a sausage. Spill it!

Cell:…well…I was erm…

Frieza: he was going through your underwear draw. And hi.

Draguna: hi Frieza and WTF! My underwear draw? drops skipping rope and sweat drops

Cell: blushing, silent, gives Frieza evil glare Was not!

Frieza: you so were!

Cell: was not!

Frieza: was too, I saw you I.

Draguna: WTF! You were in my room too!

Frieza:…erm…

Cell: HA now you go down with me! HA HA HA! points finger at Frieza and laughs

Frieza: shut up fool! throws a wobbly

Draguna: hello guys, please remain on topic. Why were you both in my room, and what did Frieza mean by 'going through my underwear draw?

Frieza: sweat drops I can explain.

Cell: he he, no he can't

Draguna: O.O what the HFIL, were two guys from HFIL, doing in my room?

Cell: Frieza was trying to smuggle your underwear from you room to smell them. I stopped him. has a smug look -

Frieza: o.O erm Cell, it was your idea to storm her room and you were the one who told me where the draw was. And you were the one who was going through her draws and giggling over her thongs and.

Draguna: WOW stop right THERE! WTF?

Cell: He is lying damn it!

Frieza: but you said that Draguna would be out of the house at Karate at 20 to 8pm ever Wednesday and that you knew where to look for goodies like.

Draguna: OK HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, AGAIN! Cell! I only told you that I would be out at that time!

Cell: sweat drops shit.

Frieza: now who's going down? He he. -

Draguna: BOTH OF YOU ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON WHO EVER WENT THROUGH MY UNDERWEAR DRAW! I wondered why one of my bras had gone missing…

Cell: that wasn't me I swear.

Frieza: no, he likes the thongs and under panties.

Draguna: shakes fist So YOU took them!

Frieza: No I swear!

Cell: I thought you took them.

Frieza: well I didn't. If I wanted a woman's bra, I would have asked Zarbon for his.

Draguna: it was one of you so GIVE IT BACK!

Cell: don't look at me, I didn't take it.

Frieza: I guess it must have been Buu…

Draguna:…ahem, excuse me. BUU WAS IN MY ROOM TOO! WTF WERE THE THREE OF YOU DOING IN MY ROOM! Frieza and Cell cower backward. They learn a woman's wrath the hard way

Cell: er, err, erm, well I er.

Frieza: you see it was, well, well you see, erm.

Draguna: I WANT MY BRA BACK!

Frieza: I see you need it…

Draguna: watch it!...can you really notice?

Frieza: why do you think Cell has been starring at you?

Draguna: O.O

Cell: I was not starting at the nice breasts. I mean come on Frieza! Draguna is my breast friend!

Draguna: if you say breasts one more time…I am going to kill you. Again. Because you already died once. And will kill you again. That make sense?

Cell/Frieza: yes mam!

Draguna: Frieza, why did you say yes mam with Cell?

Frieza: …coz you scare me too.

Draguna:…ok.

Cell: twitches with blush on cheeks

Draguna: don't even think about it.

Cell: twitches again

Draguna: Cell!

Cell: starts to sweat

Draguna: not a word!

Cell: my God your breasts are huge!

Draguna: CELL! smacks Cell, well tried but he scampers behind Frieza

Frieza: I am NOT going to be a shield between you and the woman! pushes Cell in the line of fire

Cell: evil glare thanks a million Frieza!

Frieza: smug grin that's for trying to blame it all on me he he. sticks tongue out

Buu: blame what?

Draguna: YOU! becomes distracted from Cell, who prays thanks to Kami

Draguna: you are SO dead…again. GIVE ME MY BRA!

Buu: no wonder you are bouncing around…and why would I have it? glances worriedly to Cell and Frieza

Draguna: YOU SICK BASTARD! GIVE ME IT BACK NOW!

Buu: sends a psychic message to Cell and Frieza

Cell: my god man, you are in enough trouble without saying that!

Frieza: do you want to loose your balls man?

Draguna:…say what?...

Buu: I have your bra. I will give it back too if you like.

Draguna: yes, I want it back. Now gimme!

Buu: I will give it to you on one condition. evil grin

Cell: don't do it!

Frieza: he's actually going to say it. Don't worry Buu, we will morn you later.

Buu: smirks regardless If I get to put it on you. -

Draguna: Buu, come here a sec would you?

Buu: oh boy! grins madly

Draguna: come here Buu, come here. smiles sweetly only Cell and Frieza can see a large mallet in her hands behind her back.

Buu: I'm here.

Draguna: I have something for you.

Buu: give it to me please!

Draguna: as you wish. clomps Buu over the head and takes her belongings from his pocked, storms off and leaves Cell and Frieza alone.

Frieza: should we tell her that Goku and Vegeta were with us?

Cell: only if you want me to tell her that you took her diary, photocopied it and put it right next to her bed along with her blue frilly undies that her mom got her for Christmas for a joke.

Frieza:…never mind…

Till next time, with an actual chapter. Though reviews are still welcome on this. Tell me if this was a good or bad idea.

From

Draguna.