A/N: If you don't like spoilers, don't read on. Otherwise please read and review. I'm out of practice and need confidence builders
"I'm sorry, but we just can't be together Kara""Why not?" she challenged him in that Starbuck way of hers
"Because there's just too much angst between us."
"Angst!" she looked incredulous "Lee this whole show is made of angst."
"Yeah and the two of us are 90 of it, do you realize how much baggage we have."
"Life's too short, babe, time is flying, I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine."
"Hey, no references, this isn't a crossfic."
"Well so-rry" she was starting to get really annoyed.
"Do you realize how much the writers are going to put me through this season?" I've got enough angst as it is, I'm going to get depressed and caught up in the black market, maybe even briefly command the Pegasus."
"That's no reason we can't get together, our angst may even cancel out the other angst"
"Angst doesn't work that way Kara, it just piles until a near death experience eliminates it entirely." Kara opened her mouth to say something and then closed at again, until the next statement
"I'm getting together with Dee and that's final."
"Dee" she exclaimed a little louder then intended "But she's dating Billy"
"For now" he said "Spoilers are saying he might not survive 'Sacrifice' in a few weeks"
Kara was shocked "No writer can stand having a women without a pairing. What am I supposed to do now, I won't get together with Baltar again."
"Agreed, he has enough women" Lee replied hastily. "You seemed to really like that Anders guy, you don't you try to get together with him"
"He's on Caprica Lee, and that's kind of far away" she couldn't believe she was having this conversation.
"Ask the writers to invent a technobabble trick to bring him here"
"I can't do that, they'll kill me off, you do it."
"No fracking way they'll just give me more angst, I'm suicidal as it is"
'They'd never kill you, girls from all over the Galactica fandom would storm the studios."
"C'mon I'm sure that wouldn't happen"
"You realize the L/Ker's are going to be up in arms about this." She was really getting desperate for arguments now
"I'm sure the fast growing Lee/Dee fandom will be able to subdue them" Kara shuddered
"Don't say it!"
"Say what?"
"Lee/Dee, that sounds so dumb. If you have to get together, call it Apollo/Dee or Apollo/Ana, or Lee/Dualla."
"Ok, sheesh" he rolled his eyes "Either way, they should keep our shippers angs6 is reduced to the level where we can get to get together"
"Ha" she burst out "The chances of angst reducing that much are about same as the chances of me indirectly causing you and Dee to get together by accidentally shooting you in the arm while trying and failing to rescue you from a grief-stricken widow of someone who died in the attacks and Dee tends to your wounds while..." she trailed off at the look Lee was giving her
"Are you serious?"
"Completely..."
"You are a total spoiler hound."
"I know" Lee said dejectedly "I'm considering renouncing, spoilers took a lot of surprise out of the last episode."
"Lee" Kara said suddenly looking nervous "We better terminate this conversation, before members of the non-spoiler-club go crazy
"Or answer to why the Cylon abused on the Pegasus is called Gina online
"Wait, that wouldn't be bad"
"I know, I wanted to indirectly ask that question, Oh Hey Dee."