IT'S A WHAT!

I STILL DO NOT OWN INU-TACHI BUT... I DO own Kaori!

49 percent SanMir fluffiness, 49 percent InuKag fluffiness, 2 percent cute Kaori speech :)

But, next chapter will be a good one. 90 percent InuKag fluffiness (YAY! WHOOOHOOO! -gets popcorn and soda-), 7 percent Kaori (heheh the cuteh-ness xD), 3 percent SanMir. I'm just so addicted to InuKag fluff.

"Holy crap, Sango-chan . . . well, let's see, when we get to my house I'll have to get you a pregnancy test, a-"

Sango cut her friend off short. "A pregnancy test?"

"Yes! Why not?"

"You said they don't work right away!"

"Well, no, they don't, but I want to go show Kaori to my family anyway, so we might as well get one while we're there."

"You lecher-" Inuyasha stood, looking a bit upset, and started to get closer to the .

"Inuyasha, osuwari!" Inuyasha was thrown down to the floor - again - and started to throw out cuss words that should never even be printed. They were so bad they shouldn't even be censored, or- well, you get it. "Does Sango-chan look upset about it to you?"

"Well, not really-"

"There, you've got it," Kagome replied. Kami, the hanyou was so stubborn. "Sango, are we done talking? Kaori's getting restless."

"We can just talk later." Kagome took her hands off of Kaori's ears and just held him, gently swinging him back and forth so he would break into a crying fiesta. "So what do you suggest we do tomorrow?"

"I don't know," Kagome replied. "And the guys are most likely too quiet to even care. Kind of strange, actually . . ." For once, she didn't know what Inuyasha was thinking. Before, when he was this quiet, it was usually Kikyou. Now what was on his mind?

"Oh, be quiet, woman," he said. Whoa. The hanyou was talking. "I just can't wait for that little runt to grow up! Then, I can teach him how to use Tessaiga, and how to use his claws, and . . ."

"Well, you've got a bit of a wait, dog-boy."

"Don't call me that."

"I'll call you what I want."

"Keh," was his most obvious reply.

"Sango, we'll go over to our hut, and, well . . . leave you alone."

"You're not bothering us, Kagome-chan."

"That's okay, besides," Kagome picked up the knocked out Shippou and headed in the direction to exit Sango and Miroku's hut. "I have something low-down planned for us." She left their hut, and went into hers, which took only about ten seconds to get to, considering the fact that their huts were right next to each other.

"What do you have planned?" Inuyasha asked once they entered.

"First, to wake up Shippou, then . . . you'll see."

The hanyou was actually looking forward to this, to say the least. Kagome gently put Kaori down in his basket (I'm imagining it now . . . it's so cute! xD) trying hard to now drop the still unconscious Shippou. After successfully doing so, she put Shippou down.

"Shippou . . . Shippou, wake up . . ."

"Okaa-san?" Is what Shippou muttered as he awoke.

"Okaa-san!" You could guess who that was.

"Mimick-boy's at it again," Inuyasha commented.

"Inuyasha! Don't call him that! And it's cute! Anyway, Shippou, could you kindly take care of Kaori for us for a bit? Like outside? And stay close, okay? Don't go bothering Sango and Miroku either."

"WHAT-"

"Oh boy," Shippou murmured. "Yeah, sure, I'll take care of him for a bit."

"Thank you, Shippou!" Kagome chimed, picking up Kaori. "He's actually a bit big, I know you can't carry him . . . umm . . . where are you planning on going?"

"I probably would've just stayed outside, like right by the hut or something."

"Okay, here, let me go with you and you guys can play in the grass or something." Yes, Kagome did sound a bit eager to get them out of her hut. She took Kaori out, Shippou following, and put him in the grass where they could play. She trusted Shippou, especially since he was older now, and more responsible. Besides, playing in the grass was better than playing in the dirt.

"Now what do you have planned?" Inuyasha asked as she returned. Kagome said nothing, but she got over to him and practically jumped on him.

"Do I have to say?"

Sango and Miroku, meanwhile, were getting over the fact that those other two know knew what they'd been up to the previous night. But she'd made a promise to the monk, even if he was a lecher: She'd bear his children. And she wanted to, anyway, so it wasn't really a big deal.

"Hey, Houshi-sama . . . do you think it will be a boy or a ? If I get pregnant, anyway . . ."

"I'm more worried about your mood swings. I saw how Kagome was . . . now they're directed towards me."

"Is that all you think about is yourself?" Sango asked. She didn't really mean it, was only teasing him with the whole mood swing concept. But he knew.

"Ah, Sango, a year and a half and I've finally got you, haven't I?"

"Kami, you totally blew it, Miroku."

"Hey! What did I do? And you called me Miroku."

"Might as well get used to it," she said, as she leaned up against him. "You've got a long time ahead of you."

"Not as long as Kagome-sama and Inuyasha," Miroku commented. "Did she tell you about the commitment they made yesterday?"

"What commitment! I didn't hear about any commitment!"

"She bound herself to Inuyasha. She used the last of her miko powers with that necklace you gave her to become immortal."

"Of course!" Sango wondered why it didn't get to her until just recently. "That's why she wanted to know all of that information . . ."

"So, let's say it was a boy," Miroku said, returning to his original subject. "What will we name him?" He was not about to give up the subject. Besides, Kagome and Inuyasha thought of their kid's name early, so why shouldn't they? Sango would enjoy naming once it got to girl, anyway.

"I don't know," she replied. "No 'K' names, please, we have enough of them already."

"Well, I like . . . Taji."

"Of course you do. I'm a taijiya. We'll have to settle on a boy name later . . . I'm dry."

"Me too," Miroku replied. "So, for names, my lady?"

"Wow, I have alot of ideas . . ."

"Name them, then. We have a long wait, taijiya."

"Okay, then . . . Haru, Kameko, Kioko, Kimi, Kita, Maemi, Maiya, Nyoko, and Suki!"

"I like Maiya and Suki, really," Miroku responded.

"How about Maiya, then? If it's a , and if I even get pregnant . . ."

"Well, if you don't, we'll be forced to try again, won't we?"

"You're such a lecher." Sango moved to face the monk, and then kissed him.

"I know I am."

"But you're my lecher."

Sorry it's so short. I have major writer's block, but I wanted reviews and I didn't want to let anyone down x.X