Mwhahaha!!! It's here, the Hiei Wedding part! Maddy-chan, Jessica-chibi-chan, if your reading this, I apologize GREATLY!!!!

PFD: Why me?! Out of all the damn people, WHY me?!

Anime: You asked for it…

PFD: Did NOT!!

Anime: Did too…

PFD: NOT!!

Anime: Too…

PFD: NO!!!

Anime: Yes…

PFD: IIE!!!!!!

Anime: Hai…

-And thus the argument continues-

DISCLAIMER-Sorry, don't own a thing…

Chapter 3- The Run Away Bride

Alex came out of her daze to hear funeral music playing and to find herself up at the alter in a black wedding dress.

"Sapphire! This is a wedding not a funeral!" Keiko hissed.

"Wedding!? Who's wedding!?" Alex yelled and turned to her side to see Hiei there.

"No way in hell! I'm not marrying Jagan boy!" she yelled making a run for the doors.

"We got a runner! Get her!" Sapphire yelled as the organist took over again!(AN: I hope this person gets paid more then he/she is suppost too…)

She almost got to the doors when Hiei caught her and dragged her back to the alter with her flailing and trying to escape his overly tight grip on her waist.

"Ahem," she turned to see a demon priest instead of a human one.

Then also came the sounds of loud sobbing and everyone turned to see Mukuro and a tall red haired girl with orange eyes crying in a back corner. The very few people there sweat dropped.

"Why is my sister here?" Alex asked.

"Cause I wanted to come!" the orange eyed girl cried.

"Oh shut up Singe!" Alex yelled, "Uh….then why's Mukuro here?"

That no one knew the answer to…but were still curious, themselves.

"Uh…don't cry you guys you can have him!" Alex said still trying to escape his evil grip.

"Really?" they both sounded hopeful.

"No," Hiei replied finally getting the flailing girl to the alter.

The demon priest then began, "Dearly beloved-"

"We're not beloved!" Alex snapped and interrupted.

"Uh…right," the priest said continuing.

"Do you take this overly short Fire-Jaganshi to be your wife," the priest said.

Someone suddenly yelled, "FREEDOM!!!!"

They turned to see that Alex had somehow escaped and was at the doors in a flash she was back up at the alter.

"Damnit, damnit, damnit!" she cursed, twitching.

"Well do you take this shorter then you girl as a mate?" the priest inquired.

"What?!" Alex yelled once more, only to get whacked on the head, again.

"Hn," Hiei nodded.

The priest didn't continue.

"Fine. I do," Hiei growled.

"And do you take this taller then you fire demon as your mate?" the priest asked.

"No, no! I don't and never will!" She shouted once again.

Hiei glared death at the priest.

"Um…I now pronounce you demon mates! You may kiss and or mark the submissive!" the priest said in intimidation.

'I better hell get paid more for this…' the demon priest added mentally.

Hiei tried to kiss Alex but she covered her mouth with her hand. He growled at her for this.

"Hey Alex!" Yusuke yelled.

"What?" she asked turning to look at him in the pews.

"Nothing," he replied.

She twitched and turned back only to be kissed by the two inch taller demon.

"NO!!!" She screamed running out the doors.

"And now they're married," Sapphire said.

-After Wedding…thingy-

"How the hell do I of all people, humans or demons get married?! And to Hiei?!" Alex fumed looking through the yellow pages for a divorce lawyer, "Out of ALL the people in this damn forsaken hell!"

"You really wanna know?" Sapphire asked.

"Yes!" Alex replied throwing the book behind her.

"Well after you passed out cause Yusuke threw Hiei on you he dragged you into this one room and ya didn't come out for about four hours but there were some really interesting noises coming from the room," Sapphire replied, as if were a everyday thing.

"What!?" Alex gasped.

"I'm just kiddin'," Sapphire laughed.

"What really happened?" Alex asked.

"You weren't supposed to tell her truth Sapph," Kayori sighed, inwardly and shook her head at the same time.

"What!?" Alex gasped again.

"Actually we don't know what happened," Kurama spoke walking over.

"Mind your own business foxling!" Alex snapped.

"You were yelling we could here you on the other side of the church," Yusuke said, "I think that Hiei got ya real drunk last night and since you're gonna have his kid now it's only natural that ya got married."

"Yusuke you sick asshole!" Alex yelled, hitting him.

"I think he's just trying to get your sister away from him that or he's gonna cheat on ya with her," Youko added.

"Maybe your sister's pretty damn hot," Yusuke drooled.

"Yusuke!" Keiko slapped him.

"What it's true!" Yusuke replied.

"Well she is, I wonder why Hiei didn't choose her instead?" Youko thought out loud.

"Youko!" Kayori yelled, hitting her groom-to-be.

"Gee…thanks for making me feel better guys," Alex said sarcastically.

Just then Hiei walked over.

"You! Why did I marry you?!" Alex yelled and pointed at him.

"Hn," Hiei replied.

Amusing ain't it? And there's something wrong with this damn story!! I've already edited it 6 freaking times but it still doesn't wanna work with me! -Complains-

PFD: NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Anime: -Stops complaining and stares-

PFD: -Goes up to Anime and starts shaking her- This isn't fair, this isn't fair, THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!

Anime: -Becomes REALLY dizzy-

PFD: -Stops shaking her- You okay, man?

Anime: -Passes out-

PFD: -Sweat drop- Oops…uh…review?

Review Responses-

Inuyddam- I repeat…I AM SOOOOOO SORRY!!!!! I know I added a response, but then again, this damn story doesn't wanna work with me!! But thanks for stayin with me, your reviews are just as important as everyone else's and I just now repeated myself…-.- Thankies through and here's a weird looking but still cute looking Hiei plushie…thingy…thing. -Bows-

Hatori Obsesser- Ooh…Fruits Basket Fan! I love Hatori-san, but I kinda love Kyo-kun better! -Huggles her Kyo-kun in Cat form Plushie- But anyway, do you really think so? Thankies! Oh and I also thank ye for the review as well!

Hyperaquafairy- You my dear, have the most interesting penname!! I LOVE IT!!! Hehe…anyway, thanks for the nice review, I really appreciate it! Yeah, poor Yukina and Hiei…but I kinda feel sorry for Kuwabara as well, he sure is one hell of a idiot, but he means well. Plus, I happen to LOVE his Spirit Flyswatter attack! And he has a good heart…basically, I really don't hate him THAT much…he's just another idiot like Yusuke, just not as cute…and the fact outta the four of them, Kuwabara is the second to have morals.

Princess Kandra- Oh why thank you! Thanks for the review and about Youko…um…I guess? As for Alex and Hiei…I think this chapter told you that already…

Psychicfiredemoness- There, ya happy?! I FIXED IT!!! Well, there's still a few things wrong with it…but this story hates me…thanks for the review though…-smiles-

Arai- LOL, yeah…scary…so whaddya think?

Summoner-of-the-Silver-Wolf- LOL, yeah! Hehe…couldn't help it, at least it's funny…in a way…well about Alex and Hiei, I think this chapter explained it all…ne? Hehe, thanks for the review as well!

AngelOfSilentDeath- Weeeee! LOL, sorry, but anyway, yeah thanks and your welcome. I hope you've enjoyed this chapter and enjoy the rest of the story…for whenever I get my next update up!

YuYuHakushofan- LOL, yeah. Poor Hiei…well, I think this chapter as explained on who's getting married next. Thankies for the review too!

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