Thank you if you reviewed. And because I forgot to write this into the 1st chapter I don't own kim possible. :Bows: thank you!

The Dread Pirate: Kim Possible

Chapter 2: Of Ransom and Piracy

The Ship Drama rocked back and forth slowly on the calm sea. Its sails were fluttering softly in the wind. On top of the mast flew the familiar symbol of the skull and cross bones.

On board the ship Monique was not nearly as calm. She chewed at her writing stylus that she was writing with, looking up with chocolate eyes at the new captive that she was interviewing.

"So, you got a rich wife?"

Ron happily replied "Nope," He leaned forward in his chair with a smile. "Why are you asking for the job?"

Monique bit the stylus harder.

"How bout a rich uncle."

Ron pondered for a second scratching his chin. "Um…not that I'm aware of…"

"Do you have anything of value on you…"

"Just this" Ron reached into his pocket and pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket. He then handed it, with a flourish, across the wooden table to Monique.

"What's this?"

"It's my idea for a restaurant. It's going to make me rich someday"

"Bueno NACHO!"

"Yep," Ron smiled waving his arms around in the air excitedly. "It's going to be muy bueno with tons of Queso and my own invention called a NACO!"

Monique stared at Ron for a second, who was still waving his hands and babbling wildly about opening up his own restaurant (which he would then get free food from), before getting up out of her chair and holding up a finger. "Excuse me for a moment."

Monique stomped angrily out of the room, eyes flashing, she knew if she had to deal one more instant with that idiot she was going to… well she didn't know but it wouldn't be pretty.

"KIM!"

Kim who was climbing ropes at the time dropped down from the sky twisting in the air to land on her feet, landing with a practiced grace and standing up to face Monique. Monique who was used to Kim's acrobatics didn't even bat an eye. "What's up Monique?"

"This dude," she pointed at Ron behind her. "Is completely useless, I, for one, vote we just put him back in the ocean where we found him and then hightail it out of there."

"Well we can't do that," Kim frowned. "That wouldn't be cool of us."

"Hello!" Monique waved her hand in front of Kims face. "We're pirates! We're not supposed to be cool!"

"Well," Kim smirked at Monique, "maybe YOU"RE not cool."

"harsh." Kim smiled at Monique.

Kim pulled a serious face as she approached Ron. Ron looked up at Kim stopping his rant momentarily.

"Hi" Kim smiled, "Ron was it?" Ron nodded.

"It seems that you don't have anything we need." Kim stopped fingering her sword. "Now normal pirates would just throw you over the side."

Ron gulped.

Kim smiled "But we're not normal pirates." She leaned over the table "So what would you say to becoming a pirate yourself."

Ron looked up hopefully "Would you feed me."

"Of course." Kim nodded.

"BADICAL!" Ron threw his arms in the air then grabbed Kim's arm and shook it. "You've got yourself a PIRATE!"

"Great," Kim smirked like a Cheshire cat. "Monique will train you."

"Huh?" Monique put her arms on her hips glared at Kim's back. "I know you didn't just say what you said."

Kim disentangled herself from Ron who was still murmuring things like 'food!' and gave Monique a look "Mmm-k Monique who's the captain of this ship?"

Monique looked to the side. "You are"

"That's right." Kim looked smugly from Monique to Ron. "I think you'll both have fun with this." With that she strutted out of the room leaving a very frustrated Monique behind.

After a while Monique shook her head. "Sigh, come on genius we gotta go start you're training."

"Can we eat First?" Ron asked as Monique dragged Ron by one of his overly large ears.

"No!"

Man I feel weird using kim like language in a pirate setting. .

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