PFD- Mwhaha! It's now Kayori's turn to suffer!
Anime: -Plays Silent Night on her own electric piano thingy-
PFD: -Realizes that she's talking to herself- ANIME!!!! -Twitches-
Anime: -Looks up- What?
PFD: Ya mind?
Anime: No.
PFD: -Sweat drop-
Sapphire: -Comes running in, pushes Anime off the electric piano thingy and starts playing 'Fur Elites'-
Anime: Hey!
DISCLAIMER-Don't' own a thing…except the electric piano thingy!
Chapter 4-Silver Fox Rock
"Okay, who's getting married now?" Kayori asked.
"Uh…you are," Sapphire replied.
"Oh yeah," she replied making the other girls sweat drop.
-10 minutes later-
Kayori began walking up to the alter with the beginning of the wedding song playing but it soon became the funeral song.
"Alex quit that!" Kayori ordered, her arms flailing about, sending her bouquet toward Boton, who caught it, sweat dropped as she looked at Koenma, who blinked, then quickly gave it back to the bride-of-the-hour. (AN: I'm so good with run on sentences…)
"You dropped this…" the Grim Reaper, smiled. Kayori stopped and looked at Boton.
"Oh, thank you…" Kayori sweat dropped and walked on as Boton left for her seat.
"Make me!" Alex replied after that small conversation between the bride and Boton and also in this new and improved bullet proof glass organist container thing.
Sapphire threw a bottle at it and it bounced off. Alex had a fit of evil laughter and then suddenly stopped.
"I'm done," she said then started playing Christmas music on the organ.
A few people sighed, a few people shook their heads, and a few people sweat dropped. Then Alex began playing Jingle Bell Rocks.
"Silver Fox, Silver Fox, Silver Fox rocks… Can't remember rest of the song," she sang, well sorta.
The organist then came over grabbed Alex and threw her through the bullet proof glass. (AN: Just cause it's bullet proof doesn't mean it's demon proof)
"Ow...pain..." Alex said with swirly eyes after hitting the wall.
"Can we get on with this?" Youko asked up at the alter and his tone was a little bit too anxious.
"Anxious Youko?" Kayori glared, now up at the alter besides her groom-to-be.
He nodded and she sweat dropped. Then you'll never guess who came back and walked behind the alter, it was the child molesting priest that made the moves on Hiei! (AN: SUFFER!!!!)
"Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to join these to in holy matrimony," the priest began and continued for the next twenty minutes.
"Do you take Kayori Tsumi to be your wife?" he asked.
"I do," Youko answered, looking back at Kayori, with that sly smile of his.
"And do you Kayori Tsumi take this fox demon and bandit to be your husband?" he asked.
"Uh, I do?" she answered, unsurely, staring back at the fox bandit, her eyes a bit wide and blushing at the same time.
"I now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss the bride," the priest said walking away.
Youko had then grabbed Kayori and started making out with her while she whacked him over the head with her bouquet of…red roses.
"Um…should we try to stop them?" Yukina asked, staring up at the two, a bit of shock and nervousness in her tone.
"Probably and here's how," Alex started, "Youko it's Karasu!"
In a moment the fox was gone along with Kurama with a panting Kayori.
"I'm gonna kill him!" Kayori declared trying to catch her breath and was rather flushed as well, "Youko you pervert!"
"You'd dare kill your new husband, just like all ten of your other husbands that mysteriously disappeared?" Yusuke asked joking around. In result, getting the bride-of-the-hour aka Kayori, to give him one hell of a weird look.
"What on earth are you taking about?" Boton asked, giving Yusuke the same weird look. (AN: I know other people spell it with an 'a', but other people which include me spell it with an 'o'. Don't like it, deal.)
"God only knows what he's talking about," Sapphire snorted, then started to look around, "Where did the fox boys go anyway?"
"Is it safe to come out now?" came Kurama's voice, his tone was rather timid at this point.
They all looked up to see BOTH Youko and Kurama up in the church's rafters.
"Wait…you mean you actually believed her when she said Karasu was here?" Sapphire asked, a bit wide eyed, her mouth twitching for a smile of a sort.
They nodded.
"He was never here bakas!" Alex yelled, "You two are damn gullible!"
Youko then threw a flower at her and she started sneezing.
"Damnit! You know I'm -sneeze- allergic to -sneeze- roses!" she continued on sneezed having her face turn red and getting her eyes to water.
"Did you ever think that's why he threw it at you?" Hiei asked as the two demons jumped down from the rafters.
"Why did I marry you damnit?!" Alex questioned again and still sneezing.
"Hn," was Hiei's oh-so-famous reply.
Sapphire: -Still playing the piano-
Anime: You done yet?
PFD: Apparently not…
Anime: Oh well…-Walks off-
PFD: Your review responses…
Anime: -Sitting down- You do'em!
PFD: No! -Drags Anime to Review Room, throws Anime into Review Room-
Anime: -Twitches-
Review Responses-
Inuyddam- Hey, Hey, Hey!! Ooh…Fat Albert…I need to see that movie…wait…oops! Wrong topic! LOL, anyway, thank you so much for the review! I still have to think about why this person married that person and so on and so forth. Also, I think that your question of 'Who's Next?' is answered. Thankies again!
Arai- I drug store. You could get ear plugs in a drug store. Anyhoo, that's NOT the point! I guess you can e-mail this too Allyson, but god knows what's she's going too do! And about Alex…it was late, we got high on a lollipop and we were bored! Thankies for the review though! Hehe…-kitty faced-
AngelOfSilentDeath- LOL, thanks. Confusing? Blame the co-authoress aka PFD. ((PFD: Shut up, Kay!)) Ehehe…but yeah, just re-read it a few times and you'll understand it. Thanks for the review as well!
HieiFan666- Yet again, blame the co-authoress. No, I'm just kiddin'! Anyhoo, I'm still trying to figure out why that person would wanna marry this person or whatnot…eheh…sorry.
Sapphire101- Ooh…interesting…VERY interesting. Wait…did Alex keep on doing that? The stomach rubbing thingy? -Shudders- Eh…fond memories…oh and thankies for the review, I LOVE YOU!!!!
Psychicfiredemoness- SHUT UP ALEX!!!! -Sighs- Must you torture me so? (NOT IN THAT TYPE OF WAY!) Oh and thank you for the long ass review…usually those long ass reviews are flames, but I had this other long ass review that said she loved the story and all that! -Happy- Oh and sorry for your flame…that flame you've got was pretty much what some people call 'Amutcher Flame' that meaning that type of flame wasn't really focused on the main idea. Just how boring or confusing in a bad way the story is. So anyway…yeah.
Summoner-of-the-Silver-Wolf- Mwhaha! Well apparently in this story, you do get married against your own will. For Alex, she'll just suffer for the time being…(PFD: What?!)
Maya-Chan- Ooh…thank you very much! As much as I hate it, EVERYONE will be bashed at one point throughout this story, but I think Alex and Hiei will be the part of the top 2...thanks for the reviews!
Serena-the-silver-Youko- -Runs around- The APOCALYPSE?! The Apocalypse is here!!! -Stops- Wait…that's more or less Hiei…or Kuwabara actually noting something smart…or Botan being gloomy…or Keiko admitting her undying love for Yusuke, or Yusuke…(PFD: We get the POINT Anime!) Oh, sorry, but thankies for the review! Glad you like!
Kuraiciarahunoo- o0 You have one VERY interesting screen name thingy…anyway, this story shall continue! (PFD: Even if it hurts…) Shut up. (PFD: Never! Mwhaha!) Well, whenever I decide to calm her down, I hope you liked this chapter as much as the other ones! -Smiles- Oh and about Alex being a demon, yea, she's a demon…a natural Jaganshi, that she is! Mwhaha.
Rosefire-shadow666- Fox Keychain of Doom? Anime like…Anime don't mind…but Anime would like you to review again and Anime hope you like this chapter as well…(PFD: Stop speaking in third person…) Mwhaha! Anime says NEVER!!!
Princess Kandra- Me read your story? Sure can! I'll go do that in a second! Actually what about right now!! -Runs off- (PFD: No! I'm alone!! -Sees Sapphire on the piano- I'm still alone!!)