-Runs in- I stole mail! I stole mail!!

Psychic: ((THERE! YA HAPPY?!)) What?

Anime: I quote again…"I stole mail! I stole mail!" Mwhaha.

Psychic: Are you even allowed to do that?

Anime: It came with the shiny Wedding Invitation…wanna read?

Psychic: -Takes mail- To Miss Tsumi, Kayori and her friend--what?! Whaddya mean 'her friend'?! You damn bastards from Spirit World!!

Anime: Watashi no mono! -Grabs card and runs away-

Psychic: -Runs after- I'm NOT done yelling at the shiny card just yet!!

DISCLAIMER- Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I highly doubt that true, but I also don't own Yu Yu, so you no sue! Ehehe…wow, that was corny!

Chapter 5- Dead Royalties

"DAMNIT ALL!!!" a high shrill was heard throughout the big ass room, "I wanted to work with the video camera! He's just going to mess it all up!"

"Oh shut up and stop complaining!" Sapphire shouted, elbowing the person who had screamed.

"Ow, damnit that hurt!" Alex cried, sending another glare toward the laid back Sapphire.

"It was supposed to shojo," Hiei smirked as he started messing with a video camera.

"You…" Alex pointed an accused finger at the fire demon, "Hey! I finally figured out on why I married Fire Boy there!"

"Really?!" came the reply of the girls.

"He proposed to me when I was asleep, I talk to people when I sleep…and/or answer them…" Alex sighed and sweat dropped. Everyone had then turned their attention to the now very red fire boy.

"Wow Hiei…" Kayori smiled and giggled, "Didn't think I'd see that. Good job though!"

"Hn!"

-Bride's Room-

"Oh, you look so beautiful, Boton!" Keiko cooed as she finished up with the bottom of the dress.

The Grim Reaper blushed as she looked up at the body mirror. Her hair was up, not in that messy ponytail she usually wore, but a really beautiful elegant bun decorated with some fake 'Peony' flowers. She also wore a really beautiful dress and basically everything was beautiful and not to mention VERY, VERY, very expensive.

"Here, let me add this," Yukina spoke as she walked behind the new bride-of-the-hour and clipped on a necklace around Boton's neck.

"What's this?" Boton asked as she looked at the necklace.

"A Hiriseki stone," the ice maiden answered with smile.

"Oh! Thank you so much, Yukina…Keiko!" Boton cried as the three girls hugged one another.

"Hate to bust the happy moment, but the Bride needs to get going," Shizuru spoke, leaning against the doorway, "Your Prince awaits."

The girls had then giggled as they all made their way out.

-The Alter-

"Congrats Toddler! You've finally grown up!" Yusuke laughed as he slapped the teenage looking Koenma on the back, in a friendly matter.

"Yusuke! How many times do I have to tell you?! DO NOT call me a 'toddler'!" Koenma yelled.

"Say it, don't spray it and loose the pacifier," Yusuke answered in his usual cocky tone, but then grinned. Koenma glared as he spat out the pacifier and quickly stuffed it in his pockets.

Seconds later, the organist (who this time didn't have to throw anyone off the organ) started playing the Bridal Entry Song. Rows and rows of pews filled with demons and other Spirit Guides stood up. And that also included our favorite Yu Yu people. Finally, Boton had appeared, slowly making her way toward the alter.

"Ha! I knew the peonies would look good on her!" Kayori whispered, excitedly.

"Their fake," Youko whispered back as he overheard Kayori's little statement to herself.

"Shut up, perv," the girl hissed quietly, "I couldn't find any REAL ones…"

Giving his new 'wife' a flat look, Youko then handed her a small bouquet of peony flowers. Kayori stared at them.

"Where in hell and back did you get these?" she asked. Youko only gave her the same dry look. Kayori blinked a few times, but then smacked her forehead, "You idiot! Why didn't you give me these sooner?!"

"You didn't ask," came his reply.

The very last thing she did was slap him.

"DEARLY beloved we are gathered here today to bring these two in holy matrimony…" the priest droned on for another twenty minutes or so.

"If these two shouldn't be wed, please speak now or forever hold your peace…" the priest continued.

"Ow! That hurt!"

"Shhh! The ceremony started, be quiet!"

"Um…is that a no?" the priest asked, looking around to see where the voice(s) came from.

"Uh, no!" Kurama spoke up, sweat dropping, "Sorry…please, do go on."

"Right…well, do you, Lord Koenma take Lady Boton as your wife?"

"I do," the Prince answered.

"And do you Lady Boton take Lord Koenma to be your husband?"

"Um…I-I do," she replied.

"Alright, I now pronounce you two husband and wife, you may kiss the bride."

Slowly leaning toward one another, both Koenma and Boton had to stop when the organist started playing another round of Christmas music.

"ALEX!!!!" Sapphire screamed as she threw one of the books that belonged to the church, but only to find it was Kuwabara and Hiei there. Sapphire stared.

"Oh my fucking god, you killed Hiei and Kuwabara!" Yusuke exclaimed.

"Yay! I'm a widow!" Alex proclaimed hopefully.

"Yusuke! Your language!" Keiko warned, raising her hand up, slowly.

Taking this time, Alex walked up, stared down at Hiei, kicked him, took the camera, flipped him off and left. The others sweat dropped.

"Tough love, isn't it?" Kayori asked both Youko and Kurama. The two fox boys nodded in unison.

"There's no love!" they heard Alex yell, from the background.

-The Food Banquet Thingy-

Click, click, click, crack.

"Oops…" Yusuke mumbled as his wine glass broke. Luckily for him, it was empty.

"Smooth Urameshi, smooth…" Kuwabara snickered.

"Shut up!" Yusuke hissed as the two got into a quiet fight.

"Alright, alright…LISTEN!" Alex yelled, making everyone look at her, "The blue ogre dude wants to say something."

"Um…yes," Jorge sweat dropped, "I would like to make a toast to Spirit World's newly weds…"

A loud cheer was heard as the spot light pointed at Boton and her new husband.

"And their young one to be!" Kayori shouted. Everyone turned their attention to Kayori who sweat dropped, "Oops…I wasn't supposed to say that…"

"Wa-wait, how did you know?" Koenma asked, both he and his new princess a bright red color.

"Ehehe…remember that day when you called me in…?" Kayori asked, smiling and giggling nervously. Koenma nodded slowly, "Well, when I walked in your office, you were preoccupied and it wasn't with stamping papers either…"

As red as the other two, Kayori had then subconsciously sat down and buried her bright red face in Youko's shirt. The demon looked pretty surprised, but slowly and nervously hugged her, then got a semi-perverted grin.

"Woo hoo! Go Koenma!" Yusuke shouted, grinning as Keiko slapped him upside the head.

"You pervert!" she yelled while doing so.

"That was rather…um…unexpected…" Alex mumbled as she looked at Hiei.

"What?" Hiei asked, glaring. Alex didn't say anything, but just glared back.

"Alright, there's one more, so who's next?" Shizuru asked.

"Kurama and Sapphire," Yukina answered.

-Still running around in circles- Watashi no mono! Watashi no mono! Watashi no mono!

Psychic: -Standing in the middle of Anime's dust circle, coughing-

Anime: -Still running and screaming- Mine! Mine! Shiny card!!

Psychic: -Trips her-

Anime: -Trips on face, has swirly eyes and card slowly floats to Psychic-

Psychic: -Grins- Now… -insert ALL cuss words in Pig Latin here-

Review Responses-

Serena-the-Silver-Youko- LOL, well for one, thank you very much for that interesting review. I still think Kuwabara should still receive the credit he deserves. Well hope you like this chapter!

- LOL, well for one, thank you very much for that interesting review. I still think Kuwabara should still receive the he deserves. Well hope you like this chapter!

Blackfire Kitsune- LOL, thank you! Here's the new update, hope you like!

HieiFan666- Hehe, I think Alex has already explained why…I find it interesting. Well, thank you and I hope you liked this chapter!

Psychicfiredemoness- Yet again, shut up Alex. I know, I know! My GREAT Grandpa had died before that! Well, yeah…thanks for the review.

Hyperaquafairy- LOL, thank you! I hope you like this new chapter as well!

Inuyddam- Yeah, Youko and Kurama are very funny and still kept in character…in a way. Well, thank you for the lovely review and I hope you liked this one as well!

Summoner-of-the-Silver-Wolf- Your not the only one who can easily scare her family! -Evil smile- Thank you for the review and I hope you like this chapter as well!

Maya-chan- LOL, if Kayori gets killed before this story ends…well, your going to have to live through her 'husbands' demonic wrath (if he cares that is) and the same fact this story WILL disappear with Kayori herself. As for your other question…I had read in this book that hell can be fun! Hehe, well thank you for the review and I hope you enjoyed this new chapter!

Princess Kandra- THANK YOU!!! LOL, sorry, but thanks for the advice and the review. I hope you've enjoyed this chapter!

RoseFire-shadow666- o0 Oh thank you, I don't mind. Thanks for the review though…liked it and I hope you liked this chapter…

Arai-Yes, the fox boys are funny and I haven't the clue if Alex is allergic to roses, ask her yourself… -.- Thankies for the review and hope you enjoyed this chapter!

-Translation Word(s) of the Day-

Watashi no mono: Mine

Shojo: Girl

Hiriseki Stone: Tear Gem ((I think?))

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