-Smacks forehead- Ow. Remind me never to do that again, but that's beside the point…oh and Psychic, if this is SUPPOST to be Sapph's wedding, WHY IS SHE GETTING MOST OF THE LINES?!

Psychic: …

Anime: My point exactly!

Psychic: …oh nice.

Anime: I protest! -Starts protesting with blank picket signs-

DISCLAIMER- Own nothing…

Chapter 6- The Bride with Tennis Shoes

"Okay almost all of us have been married in less then… 5 hours, interesting how time flies," Alex stated flipping through another phonebook.

"Uh…who's up now?" Yusuke asked.

"The foxling and child of ice," she replied.

"…" were the others replies.

"Kurama and Sapphire! That simple enough for ya!?" she yelled.

"Yeah," they replied.

-Church-

The current scene: Alex is cracking up for god knows why, then we see Sapphire in a white wedding dress and brand new white tennis shoes.

"Alex shut the hell up!" Sapphire yelled going up to the alter, and tripped on her dress, "Damn…one reason why I DON'T wear dresses. Same reason for high heels…"

"Never!" Alex wheezed while still laughing so naturally Sapphire walked over and duck taped her friends mouth shut, then went back to the alter.

"Can we get on with it?" she asked.

"Ahem, dearly beloved we are gathered here today to join these two in holy matrimony," the child molesting priest started.

-20 minutes later-

"If anyone here objects to this marriage of fox demon and ice hanyou please speak now or forever hold your peace," the priest said.

Just then the church doors opened to reveal, not his fangirls, but…Karasu!

"See Karasu is here!" Alex yelled after prying the tape from her face.

"We aren't falling for that again," Kurama said.

"I object! Kurama belongs to me!" Karasu yelled grabbing the fox and running out of the church with Kurama screaming for help.

"And here is where we say Dragon of the Darkness Flame," Alex said splitting the attack into syllables.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Yusuke asked.

"You think she actually knows?" Hiei asked.

"I know!" she objected.

"Really?" Yusuke asked.

The three then got into an argument while the others had managed to get Kurama away from Karasu and back into the church.

"I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may kiss the bride!" the priest had to yell as Yusuke, Hiei, and Alex were in a fist/verbal fight still and stopped mid punch basically.

Again current scene: Alex has Yusuke's collar with a raised fist, Yusuke holding Hiei up by scarf, Hiei pulling on both of their hairs.

"Sorry," Alex said as they continued fighting.

The others sighed and Kurama gave Sapphire a peck on the lips.

"Now for the wedding banquet!" Yusuke yelled and ran out the doors to the outdoor banquet.

"Why is it food is the only thing that gets him out of a fight?" Alex asked trying to get her hair back from Hiei's hand, it didn't work so she kicked him where it hurts and ran.

-Banquet-

What is it when you have twelve newly weds, a lot of ogres, some of their friends and family, and a giant banquet of food? A giant food fight!

"Fire eight!" Yusuke yelled throwing a stale muffin.

"Yusuke you jerk that hit my mom!" Keiko yelled slapping her hubby.

He went flying into a turned table and was pelted with 50 pounds of mashed potatoes from Sapphire, Alex, and Kayori.

"I blame you for me getting married you bastard!" Alex yelled grabbing a giant thing of hot gravy and pouring it on him.

Never before had any of them heard Yusuke scream like a little school girl and then run away like a rabid Chihuahua. For the rest of the banquet no one ate anything because they were to busy playing food war of the worlds.

"Hey! I protest getting married to-" Kayori was then interrupted as part of the wedding cake came flying into her. Just then, her own hubby walked up to her, took one clawed finger, ran it down her chest and licked it off.

"Hm, tasty…" Youko complemented. Kayori stared wide eyed as her face redden. Twitching like hell, her hand slowly rose up and then…

THUMP.

She fainted.

"Um…Kayori, you okay?" Sapphire asked as she squatted down and lightly poked the fainted girl, "Kayyyyyy Ooooo Riiiiii…"

"Excuse me," Youko then spoke as she carefully picked up the unconscious girl. Sapphire narrowed her eyes to him.

"You better be careful with her," the ice hanyou warned, keeping a flat stare. Youko, keeping his own serious stare, and walked off.

Sapphire sweat dropped. Quickly glancing around, she then ripped off her dress, revealing a black oversized shirt, black pants, VANS skating shoes and a black zipped up sweatshirt, unzipped. She smiled.

"Better, now, whoever threw my wedding cake at Kayori, is sure hell gonna get it!" she smirked and ran back to the food fight.

-The Next Day-

"Bye everyone!" Keiko yelled as she and Yusuke got into a limo, "See you all at the Honeymoon!"

"Wait, WHAT?!" Alex yelled, completely freaking out.

"A Honeymoon," Yukina giggled as she and Kuwabara got into their own limo, "Good-bye everyone!"

"No! No! I've already had to forcedly marry him, I AIN'T going to no Honeymoon!" and before she knew it, both her and Hiei were in their limo. She twitched.

"Well, that was rather quick," Kayori who was now conscious stated.

"Wait…" Sapphire smiled as she looked at her friend, "Whatever happened to you and Youko after he took you?"

Kayori redden more as she glanced at her hubby. Youko only looked away as Kayori's red face changed into a nice little smile.

"Oh nothing happen…BELIEVE me," Kayori's expression changed into a dry and flat look as she and Youko got into their limo. Sapphire blinked as she looked at Kurama.

"Would you know?" she asked. The red head blinked and blushed.

"Why would I know?" Kurama asked, a bit taken back from that question.

"Oh Shuuichi!" a woman shouted. The couple turned around to find Kurama's family walking up to them, "Sapphire!"

"Bubbles!" Sapphire answered, randomly. Kurama sweat dropped.

"Congratulations you two!" Shiori smiled, "I just wanted to say good-bye before you two left."

"Good-bye Mother, I'll see you in awhile," Kurama smiled as he shared one last hug with Shiori before he moved on to the place called a hel-honeymoon!

"Um…yeah," Sapphire smiled as she hugged Shiori, "Later! C'mon!"

"Good-bye and you take care of her Shuuichi!" Shiori called as the two newly weds climbed into the last limo and drove off.

-Hours Later- An Airplane-

"Hey, do you happen to know where Koenma and Boton went to?" Sapphire asked.

-Still protesting- No fair!

Psychic: You have noticed that your picket sign as NOTHING on it, right?

Anime: Huh? -Looks at her picket sign…sweat drops- Damn.

Psychic: -Sighs and sweat drops- Review…

Many thankies to the following peeps-

HieiFan666

Inuyddam

Arai

Rei Suki Fuin

Griever Weapon

RoseFore-shadow666: Ooh, alright! You're the first who's actually mentioned that! Here's a prize -hands out both Youko Kurama and Kurama plushies- and the answer; this is an AU story, pointless randomness/weird stuff/odd things can happen. For example; Youko and Kurama are two DIFFERENT people! And the fact that Alex hasn't killed Hiei…yet. But thank you anyway! -Insert Happy Face Here-

Ruku-ruku

Water-Slayer-of-The-Flames: Oh, I knew it! That's why I placed in that "I think?" thing. Thank you so much for correcting me!

SlientSheWolf: LOL, you're NOT the only one who wants first grabs on Youko or Kurama, but thank you for the review and compliment!

Kiki

Kurama's Fox

Psychicfiredemoness

PS: Sorry, WAY too lazy for responses. -Insert Kitty Face here-

-Translation Word(s) of the Day-

Hanyou- Half Demon

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