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Psychic: Narf?

Anime: Pinky…narf!

DISCLAIMER: Don't own a thing, minus the senseless logic and random stupidity…narf!

Chapter 9- Girls Night Out (Part 1)

"No…no…still no," Alex said to herself while flipping through the yellow pages of a 14,000, 20 pound phone book while the dozens upon dozens she had already deemed worthless surrounded her in stacks.

"Damnit! Why aren't there any divorce lawyers!" she screamed and threw it behind her and heard a soft thud.

"Shojo…" Hiei growled holding his head.

"Uh…I gotta go," she said and bolted from the room.

Lobby-

"Mrs. Jaganshi…" began the secretary.

"Don't call me that!" Alex snapped.

"You have a call," she said never losing her perkiness.

"Hello?" Alex asked grabbing the phone, "yeah…yeah…What! No way in hell am I gonna- what do you mean blackmail?... Marrying him isn't blackmail! It's a lawsuit!...Fine…I'm in the lobby already you idiot! Sapphire give Kay-Kay the phone back!... Okay I'll meet you out front. Bye."

Alex proceeded to exit and found Kayori, Botan, Sapphire, Keiko, and Yukina already there.

"What now El Capitan?" she asked.

"We already told you," Botan giggled.

"Why! Why do we have to do such a degrading thing!" Alex yelled getting several hula girls to give odd looks.

"Cause we're married?" Kayori guessed.

"And for those that want a divorce?" she asked.

"Still gotta," Sapphire replied momentarily using the shortest girl as an armrest.

She glared and stormed off, muttering about going to the kitchens.

Kayori's Room-

"Youko? Oh Youko!" Kayori said upon entering her room with a bottle of chocolate sauce.

The door closed behind her, she turned and saw the happy pervert!

"Bad Youko bad!" she yelled spraying him with the sticky sweet substance.

He hissed and covered his head.

"Are you going to behave now?" she asked sweetly.

He glared and went into the bathroom, "What did you spray me with?"

"Chocolate sauce," she replied and looked at her watch, "Bye!"

"Where are you going exactly?" he asked coming out of the bathroom and sneaking up behind her.

She turned and blew on a small silver whistle. No sound came out, or at least not to her, to Youko it was a horrible screech of a sound and he writhed on the ground in pain. She turned, walked out and locked the door to meet with the others, with a very last and happy thought…

"Hehe, Kayori one, Youko, zero, zip, nadda! Narf!" she giggled.

Sapphire's Room-

Sapphire entered her room, gave Kurama a book and left locking the door after herself. He looked down at the book 'Sex for Dummies'. He blushed deeply and threw it over his shoulder, returning to his first book, which for all we know is the Kama Sutra.

Keiko's Room-

Keiko hurriedly climbed the rope she had let down from her room and pulled it up as soon as she got to her room, then hid it under the bed. She collected herself and opened the door a crack quietly to see Yusuke on his side tapping the floor.

"Yusuke," she said quietly.

He jumped up with hearts popping all around his head.

"Keiko! Will you take me back?" he asked with starry eyes.

She nodded and let him in. He ran in and found the door closing and heard the lock click.

"Keiko! Ah come on!" he yelled banging on the door.

He walked over and fell onto the bed and found the rope under it and picked it up. Here is what his mind says. Either him or Keiko tied to the bed. A smirk grew on his face, and EVIL smirk.

Yukina's Room-

"Um Kazuma?" Yukina started.

"Yes my love?" he asked.

"We're having a girl's night out, and I need to lock you in here for a little bit is that alright?" she asked.

"Of course, I'll wait till the end of time for you!" he stated.

She smiled and left locking the door.

Botan's Room-

"No Botan stay away!" Koenma yelled against the wall in his teen form.

"I'm terribly sorry sir but this is for your own good," Botan stated holding up her oar threateningly.

"How is this for my own good!" he asked.

"Hm," she pointed to her chin then giggled, "I'm not really sure…"

His jaw dropped and he pointed. She looked behind her and saw nothing but when she turned back, "Koenma, sir, please get back here!"

"NO!" he yelled running around the suite.

"Gotcha!" she stated hitting him square on the head and knocking him out.

She then left and locked the door.

Alex's Room-

Alex walked into her room to see Hiei leaning against a wall tapping his foot impatiently.

"Ahem," she stated getting his attention and brought out a large bucket of partially melted ice cream.

He looked at it hungrily. She then lifted it over her head and dumped it onto herself.

Front of the Hotel-

"Hey where's Alex?" Sapphire asked looking around.

"I'm here!" they heard her call and ran out of the room with some white stuff on the bottom of her shirt.

Here's what's going on in there heads...

Yukina, 'It snows here?'

Keiko, 'I should separate Yusuke and her…'

Sapphire, 'Alex got screwed! Alex got screwed! Alex got screwed! Alex got-ooh…bubbles!'

Kayori, 'Hiei…Romeo, Alex…Juliet…all this equals…Alex got screwed, or Hiei got very horny and accidentally spilt on Alex…or SEX! Wait, don't all those mean the same? Ah! I'm thinking and it hurts like hell itself! Save me, Mr. Gloves! Save me!'

Botan, ' Ehehe…meow! Meow! Mustn't think ANYTHING! Oh dear…too late…meow!'

"It's vanilla sweet snow!" she yelled after reading their minds, "and Yukina thank you for not being a complete pervert. Also, Kayori, stop being over dramatic…"

"Uh, you're welcome?" the ice maiden guessed.

"Mr. Gloves said hi…" Kayori mumbled.

"Aha!" Alex suddenly proclaimed.

"What?" Kayori asked after jumping behind Sapphire.

"I don't need to get a divorce," she began with a happy expression.

"Good for you," Botan replied, "You've finally found love."

"No I haven't! But I just need to go to court and file a spousal abuse report. And get his ass thrown in human prison! It's brilliant, so very brilliant!" she said manically.

"And if he doesn't hit you?" Sapphire asked.

"Oh he will, it's what he does," she replied.

"Uh maybe he won't cause you're married now?" Keiko suggested.

She received a dry look.

"Hey! Are we gonna go do, whatever it is we were gonna do?" Kayori screamed looking around shiftily.

"Of course we are!" Botan exclaimed, linking arms with Yukina and Keiko, "Ready girls?"

"Yeah!"

"Well, lets be off!" Botan giggled as all six girls walked out to only them themselves know.

Somewhere Nearby-

"Other then Yukina, all of YOUR women have VERY perverted minds…" Hiei growled out, "Especially yours." He pointed at Youko and Kurama.

"Well, Sapphire did give me a Sex for Dummies book…" the red head blushed a little.

"Woo hoo! Go Kurama!" Yusuke exclaimed with a very perverted grin, "If only Keiko would do that…"

"Who the hell is Mr. Gloves?" Youko asked out of nowhere. Everyone, minus the still unconscious Spirit World Prince, looked at the silver colored Kitsune.

"Whoa! Kayori's cheating on ya already," Kuwabara answered, only to be receiving a punch from the silver fox boy.

"Shut the fucking hell up."

Girls-

"And on today's piece of One Piece!" Kayori shouted, out of nowhere.

"What?" Alex asked, giving the Asian girl a really weird ass look.

"Ehehehe…leave me alone…" Kayori answered as she pointed at a nearby advertising life size poster board of the anime show. (AN: Don't own!)

"Oh…"

"So, what are we doing?" Keiko asked as the girls continued to walk around the main shopping street of Hawaii.

"I say, we go clubbing!" Botan exclaimed, smiling. The girls looked at the ever so cheery grim reaper.

"Clubbing?" Yukina asked, tilting her head to the side, a little.

"Yes, clubbing! I overheard some girls around here saying that there's a new club around somewhere, and it's a must see!"

"Yes…but what's clubbing?" the ice maiden asked. Botan blinked.

"Oh yes, that…well, how do I explain clubbing…?"

"Botan! We're married and you're pregnant!" Keiko explained.

"I am? Oh yes, I am!" she giggled nervously with a blush, "Oh don't worry about me, Keiko-chan, I won't drink or anything."

"You have to remember, dear, this is clubbing you're talking about…" Kayori spoke, with her own Botan-ish accent.

"Yeah, ya might get spiked with X!" Sapphire smirked a little.

"X?" Yukina asked.

"Ecstasy…" Sapphire laughed, "It's the rape drug!"

"Sapph, don't scare her!" Kayori cried, hugging the very confused ice maiden.

"She doesn't even know what the hell we're talking about!" Alex shouted, "And ecstasy isn't the date rape drug! It's something else that makes you numb to the world…or something like that…"

"Blah!" Kayori stuck out her tongue and accidentally tossed her little bag as she flailed her arms around when she had let go of Yukina.

"Ouch!" cried a bush. The girls then all had dotted eyes as they stared at the ONLY bush near them.

"Did that bush just talk?" Alex asked.

"No…" it said.

"Ah! Demonic mini tree!" Kayori cried out as she jumped behind Keiko.

"I'm NOT a tree, I'm a shrub!" the bush shouted.

"Gah! The bush's haunted, let's get out of here!" Alex shouted as the girls ran off. Just then six male heads popped out from behind the bush.

"Yusuke, was that really necessary?" Kurama asked, giving the laughing Yusuke a dry look.

"Sorry, I couldn't help it!" Yusuke continued to laugh as Youko got a hold of Kayori's bag she had accidentally threw at the bush, or mainly Yusuke's head. He blinked.

"Who carries chop sticks in a purse?" Kuwabara asked he noticed Youko looking through Kayori's purse thingy.

"That's Kayori for you…" the conscious Koenma spoke, rubbing his bump on the head.

"One question though," Hiei stated.

"What?" They asked.

"Where'd they go?" he replied.

The guys all got dotted eyes and ran off to fine 'their' women.

Girls-

"So how 'bout this one?" Alex asked pointing at a brightly lit nightclub.

They all shrugged and entered to see many men around talking, laughing and dancing.

"To the bar!" Sapphire said running over to it.

"What will it be?" asked the barkeep.

"Hm," she looked at the menu.

"Oh! I LOVE your hair!" a man yelled and started stroking the hanyou's head.

"What?" she asked and turned grabbing her hair back to see two men playing happily with Yukina's hair while a group was telling Alex to straighten hers.

"OH! Look how hot they are!" screamed someone and all the men in the bar crowded somewhere.

"Let's go," Botan suggested.

"Yes let's," Keiko agreed.

They all ran from the bar unaware that their hubby's were the ones being checked out.

Outside-

"Let's stay away from there next time," Kayori panted after they had all run down the street.

"What about this place?" Botan asked pointing at a nice looking club.

"Can't be as bad as the last one," Keiko sighed as they walked to the bouncer.

"Can we get in?" Yukina asked.

"You six go around back," he said pointing to an alleyway.

"Oh!" Botan cooed, "maybe it's VIP!"

"Let's hope," Alex, Sapphire, and Kayori sighed.

They opened a door and saw women dressing in various outfits; for example, a 'nurse' or a 'police officer' or a 'bride'.

"You guys get dressed we're almost up!" one yelled putting a headdress on.

"For what!" they asked.

"The show of course! I mean how else are we gonna get cash!" another replied.

They all ran out screaming frantically and pulling Yukina who didn't quite understand. And they managed to run over the guys who had just entered in search of their hysterical wives.

They got up after the girls were long gone.

"Ah!"

"Men in the changing room!"

"They need to pay first!"

The strippers screamed and threw the guys out into the alley, where the bouncer found them and chased after them.

Girls-

"Where to now!" Sapphire growled, looking at Kayori who gave out a sigh.

"I don't know!" Kayori yelled, throwing her hands up in the air, then turning to Keiko, "Oh, you haven't picked a random club yet…pick one!"

Laughing nervously, the human girl then turned her attention to the line of random clubs, and then pointing to one attention getter club, "The Bloody Valentine…seems interesting enough."

"Is it me, or does the name sound a little off…?" Alex asked, staring at the bright neon sign on the top of the building.

"Oh well, can't hurt to try," Botan answered. The other girls nodded.

"Fine, to the semi-scary club we blaze!" Kayori shouted as she grabbed Botan, who grabbed Keiko, who grabbed Yukina, who grabbed Sapphire, who grabbed Alex, who grabbed…air. And making a bee line toward the bright red building.

Well, there, done and updated…please thank Psychic for bitching about it and stuff. I'm bored and some of my friends are leaving for a different school! Narf! And everyone is also taking summer school, other than me…damn. Well, thank you to the following people who still keeps up with this damn story…

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Yay…I feel loved…narf! Hehe, sorry, I love Pinky! Leave me alone! Narf! Well, thanks for the reviews and sticking with me and my lazy ass of a writer. Since summer's finally here, I may be able to update a tad bit faster…I think? Oh well…narf!