God, it's been so long ever since I wrote a story for Hm...Well, I haven't written in a while, period. But still, this should get me started again. Okay, since I suck at summaries, if you just at least read the first chapter, you'll get a feel as to what's going on. But just so you know, these are the random, completely stupid MISadventures (not adventures) of Riku, Sora, Kairi and Selfina, a girl that suddenly just appears on Destiny Island (Also just known as Companion, because Riku doesn't consider her important. e.e;)! Riku: Shut up! You shut up, slut! Anyway, please, read, review, and be nice! D You'll get a cookie if you're nice. If you flame me, you're going to get reported. I accept comments to make my writing better, but come on. Okay, here we go. Enjoy!
The Misadventures of A Bunch of Teenagers!
Chapter I: "Who Are You, What Are You?"
It all started on a sleepy Thursday morning. The many palm trees on Destiny Islands swayed in the rather warm breeze.
"Sora! Come on, it's school time, we gotta go!" Kairi shouted at the top of her lungs, sitting at the brunette's kitchen table, cereal bar in hand. The kitchen walls were covered in little trinkets and decorations, all strangely white.
"Hold the hell on, woman! Let me put on my pants!" Sora snarled, hopping into his red jumpsuit, near to falling onto his side.
A few minutes later, Riku walks into the kitchen, and waves to Kairi. "Is he having a hard time with the jumpsuit again...?" He chuckled softly, and took a seat next to the redhead.
"I think so.." Kairi whined. "Come on, you've worn those for the last...How many years now?"
Sora practically flew down the stairs, just catching what Kairi said. "The last 2 years, so what. They're nice...My mom--"
"Made them for you, okay, we know the story." Riku rudely finished Sora's statement for him. "Let's just get out of here already, we're suppose to be at the school already..."
Sora nodded, picked up his bookbag that laid against the kitchen wall, and slung the shoulder strap on. "Let's get going then."
With that, Kairi took her purse, filled with lipsticks, glosses and hand mirrors, and Riku grabbed his own bookbag, filled with dark, Goth stuff and a girlie magazine, and the trio all tried to fit through Sora's door at once.
"Let me through!" Kairi screamed.
"Me first!" Sora exclaimed.
"Move, assholes!" Riku shouted, and pushed the other two out of the way, and walked out. Sora and Kairi followed, mumbling.
"Alright, people, get in line." Mr. Sagatoka, the principal at Yushimi High School, commanded as he paced back and forth slowly. "This year, we have to improve our physical test scores! If we plan to get Yushimi High off of that deadly list of improvement needed, I promise, the whole school will get a prom! For all the grades!"
"Prom, my ass." Riku said under his breath to Sora, who stood next to him, both in the normal gym uniform; a white shirt with the school's logo on it, and blue sweatpants for the gentlemen, blue shorts for the ladies.
Mr. Sagatoka turned swiftly, and started walking towards Riku, a sneer on his face. "Is there something you'd like to say, Riku? Would you like to spend detention with Ms. Miyakoto this evening?"
"Hah, with that old hag? I'd rather choke on Kairi's spit." Riku said defiantly, sneering right back at the principal.
Kairi turned to Riku, but still held her place in line, "Hey! Don't be so mean to me, I'm the one that saved you from that test in Geography. You should praise me."
Sora sighed and slapped his hand onto his forehead, embarrassed that he had to be friends with these people.
"Well, Riku," Mr. Sagatoka started again, turning his back to Riku and the rest of the other kids. "We have to get these scores up. Too many a year have we failed to comply to the standards of this test. This year, we will get our name off of this list, and we will regain our glorious reputation again!"
The kids gave him that 'what the hell...' look and just ran off to do various things in the gym. Mr. Sagatoka sighed, and quietly headed for the gym doors.
Riku hopped onto the climbing rope, and started to effortlessly pull himself up, and rung the bell at the top.
Over to the side, a pair of girls looked up at the silver haired jock and made a face.
"That's the fifth time this week that he's been able to do that." The first girl said.
"Yeah, I know. He's cute as hell though." The second girl responded.
Sora stretched out on the mats with Kairi, sitting and facing each other, holding hands and pulling each other back and forth like on those aerobics videos.
"So...What are you planning to do tonight?" Kairi asked shyly. She took a quick glance at him.
Sora shrugged casually and made a 'meh' sound. "I guess I'm going to do homework, watch some television, then go to bed." He let go of her hands and stood up, stretching his back out.
Kairi's face flashed with a sad expression, but she hid it quickly. "Um, okay. I'll probably ask again on the weekend." She smiled, and got up, and walked over to a group of girls, who were exchanging makeup and mascara.
Riku slid down the rope, his gloves protecting his hands from rope burn. "Whew! Now that's what I call fun." He brushed himself off, and walked over to Sora. "Wanna head to lunch now?"
"Sure, why not. Kairi, going to lunch?" Sora said to her, picking up his towel and slinging it over his shoulder.
"Okay! Let's hit the cafe." She smiled and got up, following the two boys out the gym.
Sora, Kairi, and Riku all sat at the round table that they always sit at, the table that sat right in front of the school's most prized thing: the three huge windows that shown light into the whole cafeteria, named the Trinity Windows. Sora was having chicken noodle soup, Riku, the chili, and Kairi had the salad.
"I'm really liking this new diet I'm on. I see the results. Don't you guys see it too?" Kairi said, her mouth full of lettuce and cheese.
Sora nodded a little, stirring his soup around with his spoon, looking at the floor.
Riku waved Kairi's question off and practically wolfed down his chili, wiping his mouth with the back of his forearm. "I don't notice a thing."
Kairi pinched his arm and flustered. "You're just a blind jerk."
"Stop it you two." Sora sighed, and pushed his soup away from him. "I'm not hungry."
Kairi patted his hand gently, and smiled. "Maybe you just need some rest. Want me to walk you to the nurse's office?"
"Nah, he's fine." Riku said, his elbows on the table. "He's probably just as swamped with homework as I am."
Sora sighed again, and started to get up to leave. "I'm going to Study Hall, guys..."
And with that, the Trinity Windows shattered with the loudest sound ever heard. Everyone in the cafeteria had ducked under the tables, or ran out of the room, all except the trio.
A girl hopped out of what was left of the windows, and roughly landed on the table the trio was sitting at. She slowly stood, everyone getting a better look at her.
Her skylight blue hair was shoulder-length, the ends facing in different directions, yet it still looked tame. She had a brace circlet on her forehead, and a blue, long dress, almost the same color of her hair and riddled in strange markings, trailing off behind her, as if the wind were still blowing. She looked around, her blue eyes matching her pale skin and lips.
Riku stood from his chair, ready to brawl. "Who are you? What are you?" Kairi stood by him, more worried then prepared to fight.
"I came not for you..." The girl started softly. "I came...For the Light." She quickly hopped off the table, and rushed through the cafeteria doors, herdress trailing again, blowing wildly.
"Whoa. What was that about? Freak." Kairi said softly, brushing her hair back a little.
"I don't know, I thought she was pretty cute." Riku said, laughing a little.
"You always think some tomboy is cute." Kairi pushed Riku from behind.
"Are you two still at it again? Give it a break..." Sora said, sighing once again. But, who was that girl...And what Light, Sora thought.
So, how's that for a first chapter? Comments please, I accept all except flaming. Flame me and I'll kick your ass. Thanks, read and review, and the next chapter will come out in the next few minutes! Promise!
Selfina-Hikayu and Co.