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Commercial
(Shot of a girl on a newsstand.)
Girl: We have breaking news. Cows can fly!
Cow: MOO! MOO! MOO!
Girl: Oh, sorry. We have breaking news again. Cow's can't fly.
Cow: MOO?
Girl: This just in. I'm tired.
(We hear static.)
Girl: Oh. I'M FIRED!
End of commercial
(Theme)
We look all over for 30 people. The winners will be in a race. The past winners (Yamcha, XJ9) will be doing the aftershow.
The anchors show themselves.
The Finalist (Jake Long) shows himself.
1 Down, 29 to go.
Dean: Welcome to the Lilpenpalathon. This is kind of like the Amazing Race except for one-person teams and different tasks. You have only strategy to help you get to your destination, no guidance.
At the audition, Jake, Dean and a new recruit Thomas are manning the tables while Jessica makes an announcement:
"If you don't think you're of the best 29 people here, get the bleep out!
The next people auditioning., Jazz Fenton, Aang and Frankie Foster all make it.
Next is 7-year-old Kimberly Humanos from Catscratch. Surprisingly enough, she IS good and we have her.
Next is Mark Chang (human form) who is hyped up and runs a 4:01 mile and pitches a 90-mph fastball. Now at age 10 (his body is 16, his mind is 10) who can say no?
Dean confirms, "Mark, you have to keep your alter ego a secret. If I see any part of a Yugopotamian come out, you're disqualified, come first or second-last.
6 down, 24 to go, and Jake steps out and says, "We are getting harder judgment now since we have 5 people! Anyone who is NOT in the top 25 in this place, get the BLEEP out!
Next is Drake Smith (Drake and Josh (I don't know Drake's last name), and he wows us.
Dean exclaims, "Wow, I just Bleep my pants, yo, and that ain't cool! OK, you're in!"
Next is Spongebob Squarepants who fails miserably, and Sandy Cheeks who makes it.
Patrick Starfish is the next auditioned.
Dean loves his absentminded comedy. He bursts out laughing and says, "Patrick, you're queer, but to hell with that. Bleep, you're on the cast of Lilpenplathon!
Patrick: WHAT HAPPENED, DOC!