-LEG 1-

The first 20 people who get to the finish line go to the next leg.

This creates a buzz among the people, as they thought they would do single elimination and nobody wants to be the first person out.

GO!

"You must use only strategy and common sense (along with 600 dollars) to get from Exeter-West Greenwich, Rhode Island to Glen Gardner, New Jersey.

"Yo, fat pink man!" Bart yells.

Patrick turns. Bart screams, "Repeat after ME!"

Bart jaywalks, as does Patrick.

"Wait!" The police officer holds them up. This is a bad crime. I'm bringing you to Glen Gardner, New Jersey.

Jake and Frankie decide to ally and take a cab.

"TAXI!" A taxi shows up and out of nowhere, Dill, Maggie, Mark and Kimberly all jump in and the cab pulls away.

Jake curses, "Screw it! What the (bleep)…"

Aldrin and Nani hop on bikes and Martin takes a cab, and invites Jazz, Jake and Frankie.

MARTIN, JAZZ, JAKE, FRANKIE: CURRENTLY 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th place.

"What's your name?"

"B407. But my friends call me Sven."

"GO SVEN!" The high-school juniors and a college junior shouted.

Meanwhile, in New Jersey, Bart and Patrick already arrived.

"Race ya, fat man!" Bart said and he pushed Patrick down and raced away. Obviously the police officer thought he was escaping so he unleashed random guard dogs.

Bart gets tackled and Patrick gets tripped right onto the mat. "Patrick? You are currently in first place. You must go to Washington, D.C."

While Bart is getting paddled and looking quite vulgar, Aldrin screams, "NANI!" What!" yells Nani, being a sister. " I have to piss!"

"Goodbye, Aldrin!" leaving Aldrin screwed. "(Bleep)" Aldrin exclaimed, holding his crotch, basically jiggling.

Suddenly, two cabs pulled up to Glen Gardner. Bart finally warded off the guard dogs, and ran to the mat. "Bart? You're currently in second place. You

must go to Washington, D.C. "Alright! He said and started looking at a civilian's (I'd rather not say.) The police said, "Criminal! I'll drive you and your pink friend to Washington, D.C.

GO SVEN! The group cheers as he pulls up and the young adults run to the mat. Jazz? Jake? Martin? Frankie? You're the third, fourth, fifth and sixth here, respectively. Go to Washington, D.C."

Bart says to the officer, "Jesus Christ, you're gullible."

The officer replies, "For that, I'll take you to your next destination. Hell. Bwahwahwahwahwa! No, I'll take you to Washington.

"Dill, Mark, Kimberly, Maggie?" You are the seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth here. Go to Washington, D.C.

A dark horse thus far, Drake pulls up and is the eleventh and Joey is twelfth.

"God! This traffic!" Nani retorts, and every truck from there to Glen Gardner clears the road. "Thanks!"

"Nani? You're thirteenth here. Go to Washington, D.C."

Bob, Sandy and Aang were fourteenth fifteenth and sixteenth at Glen Gardner. Little did Sandy know, a fellow cast member was second (to Bart) at Washington and told to FLY to Key West, FL.

Aldrin was seventeenth, Chicken was eighteenth at Glen Gardner.

Cindy was nineteenth and Dil Pickles was twentieth, putting all others (including Lil, #21) in jeopardy.

The twenty-second there was Suga Mama followed by Yakkity at 23 at Tish at 24. At #25, Bob. 26, Danny. 27? Arthur. 28? Nick. 29? Vicki. Last? Mickey.

Patrick and Bart got to the airport at ten-o-clock p.m. The plane form went along as followed:

Departure Time (All planes cross into Atlanta and will make land at Key West exactly 4 hrs. 10 min. after departing Washington D.C.

Plane 1. 10:00 PM (Can hold 3 people) Patrick, Bart

Plane 2. 11:30 PM (Can hold 2 people)

Plane 3. 1:00 AM (Can hold 2 people)

Plane 4: 2:00 AM (Can hold 2 people)

Plane 5: 3:05 AM (Can hold 3 people)

Plane 6: 4:45 AM (Can hold 18 people)

The two buses arrive at the same time so it's a race between the eight of them. "Crap, our alliance might be broken," thought Frankie of Jake. She could tell he was thinking the same thing she was: "I don't care about getting 1st, get on the same plane." It was a race between Jazz, Frankie and Jake the whole way for first plane with Dil, Kimberly and Martin fighting behind the threesome and Maggie and Mark never standing a chance. Unfortunately for the threesome, Dil, Kimberly and Martin found the first plane. Kimberly saw there was only 1 spot available on the 1st plane and signed herself up. Exasperated, Martin and Dil signed up for the second plane, arriving 90 minutes later.

-8:04 PM-

1st PLANE GETTING CHECKED IN: KIMBERLY, BART and PATRICK

"Where the hell is the check-in place?" asked Jake, noticeably pissed.

"We'll find it, don't worry." Frankie replied to Jake.

Jazz and Maggie signed themselves up for plane number 3.

Frankie and Jake finally saw the check-in, but so did Mark. They raced and Mark got plane 4.

Jake cursed and Frankie kicked the floor as if it was a soccer ball. They signed up for plane 5.

Drake and Joey race for Plane 4 spot but at the end Joey got it and Drake got stuck with the last flight.

Plane 1 10:00 PM Patrick, Bart, Kimberly BOARDING

Plane 2 11:30 PM Dil and Martin CHECKING IN

Plane 3: 1:00 AM Jazz and Maggie FULL

Plane 4: 2:00 AM Joey and Mark FULL

Plane 5: 3:05 AM Jazz and Jake

Everybody who arrived at Plane 6 was slightly pissed, but some were happy that they had caught up.

-T OBE CONTINUED-

Next time on Lilpenpalathon:

Jake and Jazz get help from a local, and

WHY is Martin be depressed? He's tied for 4th, for God's sake!