LEG 1 PART 2
Plane 1 landed as Plane 2 was in the air, the third took off a short while ago, the fourth was boarding and the fifth was checking in. Plane 6 had time to sleep and talk, however.
"So, guys, who do you think is going to survive?" Aldrin asked.
"I dunno." Pete said, looking up at the stars through the sky window on the roof of the airport.
Yakkity exclaimed, "I hope we all make it and those other guys eat dirt!"
Which of course, resulted in a "GYAAAAAH!" from the rest of the unknowing pack of 18.
-PLANE 1: Landing at 2:40 AM-
(Voice over)
Bart said, "Let's kick some (BLEEP)"
Kimberly said, "It felt good to be in first. But I have a challenge."
Patrick, clearly unaware of the situation, said, "I slept on the way there."
(Water Slides)
3:00 AM
"YES!" Bart bellowed. "I got here a half-hour before it closes!
The bad thing? So did Kimberly and Patrick.
TO COMPLETE THIS TASK YOU MUST SLIDE DOWN THE MIGHTY SLIDE AND PICK A FLAG. YOU MUST ALSO GET OUT OF THE SLIDE AND INTO THE WATER.
Take a number.
Bart 1
Kimberly 2
Patrick 3
Kimberly and Patrick observe Bart. When he comes out, Kimberly screams, "HEAD PLANT!"
On the back of the flag:
Walk or run your way to the USA-Mexico barrier, 2.45 miles away.
Kimberly does a cannonball and Patrick just slides down. He does the spinning starfish.
(Plane 2)
4:24 AM
Dil and Martin board off and find that the place is closed.
"I'm pissed as hell!" Martin exclaimed.
Dil looked sad that his guaranteed top 5 position was going away, and decided to get about 5 hours of extra shut-eye.
(Somewhere, 2.17 miles away)
(Bart: 1st place)
"Excuse me, sir," he asked to a very drag-like woman, "but do you have directions to the southern-most buoy of the country?"
The woman, not noticeably fathomed by this comment, gave the directions.
Kimberly and Patrick did better: They had a boy-scout troop guide them for the small price of $2 for each scout: 40 troops, each would pay $40.
(SOUTHERN-MOST POINT OF USA: 4:49 AM)
The cast is standing at the buoy, and notice they're wearing white T-shirts with "Lilpenpalathon" in red letters and red trim for the collar and hem.
The first racer comes around the corner, and the cast goes wild!
-James Blunt- You're Beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful it's true.
All three racers were heading towards the buoy, Bart obviously overshadowed by the troop of scouts.
It was a race between Patrick and Kimberly, with Bart slowly but surely fighting his way along the wave of cub scouts.
All of a sudden…
"Kimberly… you are number 1!"
The cub scouts exploded with cheering as the same-age Kimberly blushed. Patrick stepped on the mat.
"Patrick… number 2!"
Another cheer.
"Bart… number 3!"
Dean then said, "I have prizes for all of you. For completing this leg, you ALL get the T-Shirts we are wearing now. Try them on!"
They all donned them and admired themselves, for they were now official Lilpenpalathon racers.
"You all get a $50 gift certificate for Barnes & Noble's! ©"
"You also get a Dean bobble head!"
"Bart, you get all that, plus a free swimming with the dolphins class, paid by Sea World of Orlando©!"
"Patrick, you get all of that, what Bart got AND a free Apple iPod© and an Apple iTunes© certificate for 50 songs!"
"Kimberly, you get all of THAT, AND a vaction paid by Southwest Airlines and Shelton Hotels to Orlando, Florida!"
A loud cheer from the local cub scouts.
Everybody else appears at the slide place and the Plane 6 people cheer loudly, for they are tied with everybody now.
"Wait." Says Tish and Maggie. "We count 27 people here! 3 people must not have gotten here!"
"Notice," replies Joey with glee, "That they were the people on the 1st plane."
9:30 AM
"Grab a number!" Jazz says to Jake, as you can see they clearly have a mutual respect towards each other.
"4." Jake says.
"5." Jazz replies.
The sixth through tenth positions, respectively, are Maggie, Yakkity, Tish, Dil and Aldrin.
Eleventh through fifteenth, respectively, are Cindy, Mickey, Joey, Drake and Frankie.
Sixteenth through twentieth, respectively, were Pete, Arthur, Nani, Aang and Mark.
Putting (respectively) Lil, Nick, Chicken, Danny, Bob, Sandy, Vicky, Suga Mama, Remy and a very pissed-as-hell Martin in jeopardy.
(Border Buoy)
Jake and Jazz walk around the corner (holding hands!), as we see Maggie a short distance away.
Jazz and Jake start to run. "Jake… number four. Jazz? Number five. You have both gotten a Lilpenpalathon shirt, a Dean bobble head and a $50 gift certificate to Barnes and Noble's ©!"
"Maggie? You are number six! You have won the same prize."
"Yakkity, Aldrin, Dil and Tish? You are numbers seven through ten, respectively. See anyone already checked in on your prize.
(10:35 AM)
"Mickey, Joey and Cindy? You are numbers eleven through thirteen, respectively! You have won this Lilpenpalathon T-Shirt and a Dean bobblehead!"
"Frankie and Mark? You are numbers fourteen and fifteen here! See Mickey, Joey or Cindy on your prize!"
"Drake, Chicken and Pete? You are numbers sixteen, seventeen and eighteen here! See people who checked in 11-15 on your prize!"
Aang, Nani and Arthur all raced there.
"Lil? You're number 19! You must have some adrenaline going through. See Drake, Mark or Pete on your prize. Arthur, number 20!"
Arthur, in a voice-over, said, "I was panting and sweating like a dog. I put 10 people in misery! Oh, this is better than teaching psychology and sex-ed classes!"
As Nani, Aang, Danny, Nick, Suga Mama, Sandy Bob, Remy, Vicky and Martin check in, they are very disappointed to be eliminated. But they did get a Lilpenpalathon shirt!
Next Episode
"I can't count the money!" Kimberly cries, and the camera pans to Jake and Jazz, who smile at the camera while also scuffling their hands about.
Dean, in voice-over, replies, "Many of the younger contestants have problems on a mathematically-based task.
"Oh crap! Where's that Buck?"
Aldrin Pesky struggles to catch up to his sister, and…
"I've got you!"
The infamous 2-person task! Who will team up with who?
Next time, on
LILPENPALATHON!