Lilpenpalathon
"SCREW IT!" Dean yells.
"What?" replies everybody else.
"I KNEW Bart was hitting on the Cub Scout mother!"
"Yeah, so?"
"Did you see what he DID to her?"
"NO!"
"Well, (this section of the show was cut off due to sexuality WAAAAAY out of even the T-rating I gave this fic.)"
"GASP! Dean! You're too young to be saying that (BLEEP)!
"You're to young to be saying crap! (edit!)"
Jake (NOT Jake Long, Jake my step-brother) said, "People, stop! I'm the main host this leg!"
Dean says, "My brain says this leg's ratings and popularity will go down 110 from last leg.
Jake gave Dean a dead arm.
Dean said, "Do you ALWAYS have to get the last word?"
Jake gave another "dead arm" and said, "Yes."
Dean said, "Well…"
"QUIET, the show is starting!" Jake replied.
Dean scoffed and laid back.
LILPENPALATHON
20 people, 1 destiny.
2.5 million.
This is Lilpenpalathon.
LEG 2: PART 1 OF: THE LILPENPALATHON!
-Key West, FL, USA: Southern-Most Part of United States-: 6 feet away from border.-
Kimberly and Patrick, who both arrived at 4:54 AM, will depart at 4:54 PM. Bart, who arrived at 4:56 AM, will depart at 4:56 PM.
In a voice-over interview, Kimberly exclaimed, "I can't believe I wasn't eliminated in the last leg, but I got 1st! I've gotta run for my money if I wanna win against Patrick and Bart."
Speaking of money, Patrick replied, "We use sand dollars. What currency do you use?" (Totally Un-Patrick-like) and Bart pinches him. "Totally Un-cool, man."
Patrick and Kimberly ripped open their clues and this is what they saw:
Catch a boat and steam your way to Caracas, Venezuela.
"Oh joy," said Patrick dully, and with that, he and Kimberly ran over to a cab to the dock in an northern town.
Bart ripped the clue open. He too ran for a cab. Kimberly appeared to get a cab. But Bart went around the other side and robbed the cab. He shouted, "Ooh, girl just got pwned!"
-Bart: Currently 1st-
"Heh, heh, heh." he snorted. "That'll hold the little (bleeps)."
"Bull(bleep)!" grunted Patrick, and covered his mouth. "Swear number 9!"
Kimberly chuckled at this, still a bit pissed.
Eventually, they all got the same boat.
"All for (bleep)ing naught!" yelled Patrick triumphantly at Bart until he gasped…
"Whoops! Swear number 11!" Which caused Kimberly to crack up once again.
-Boat 1: Boarding at 9:15 PM (There was none available until now, allowing numbers 4 through 30 to catch up more.)- (In order: Bart, Patrick, Kimberly)
-10:12 PM- Jazz, Jake (LONG) and Maggie all open their clues. They all get on the second boat, along with the motley crew of Yakkity and Tish.
-Boat 2: Boarding at 10:04 PM- Jake, Maggie, Jazz, Tish, Yakkity/
Jazz: Me and Jake got GREAT tickets on the boat. And we got to spend one-on-one.
(Shot of Jake and Jazz kissing and locking)
Grandpa Long and Jack and Maddie Fenton were both thinking one thing: "WHAT?"
Maggie, Yakkity and Tish seemed poised at the door from the moment they boarded.
-Boat 3: Boarding at 11:13 PM: Aldrin, Cindy, Mickey, Joey, Mark and Frankie.-
"Okay, so we're at the bottom."
-Boat 4: Arthur, Dil, Drake, Lil, Pete, Chicken. Boarding at 12:39 AM-
Chicken said in a confessional, "We gotta hold our heads high, despite being in last and my rooming with Pete Wheeler."
Pete said "Disc kid ah bimbo. " (This kid is an idiot)
Chicken replied "Shut Up!" quite sharply.
Pete screamed, "Mack my!" (Make me)
-Boat 1: Making land-ho at 11:00 PM-
Bart shouted, "Let's go!" and the three of them were off.
-Kimberly: Currently in 1st-
"Go to the Club of D'-Weston's in Caracas.
Kimberly scampered off.
-Bart: Currently in 2nd-
"Okay!"
-Patrick: Currently in 3rd-
"I'm on it! Let's go!"
Jake said in a voice-over, "What the people do not know is that D'-Weston's was torn down in 1969 and that it is now Clyde Stevens Memorial Bank.
-Boat 2: Land-ho at 11:59 PM-
Jazz said, "WE had great tickets."
Jake replied, "Our boat didn't stop at land half-way through, like Boat 1. This will close the gap dramatically.
-Yakkity: Currently in 4th-
-Maggie: Currently in 5th-
-Jake: Currently in 6th-
-Jazz: Currently in 7th-
-Tish: Currently 8th-
Patrick found it.
-Patrick: Currently in 1st-
"To complete this task, you have to count out $ (currency in Venezuela?) in 52 in pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters. Once you have 3 stacks ($ currency in V? 156) you will be given your next clue."
-Kimberly- Currently in 2nd-
-Bart- Currently in 3rd-
Kimberly was exasperated. "I barely know how the combinations of a dollar work. How am I supposed to figure out $156?"
Patrick already had 1 stack done when Yakkity, Tish and Maggie arrived.
Kimberly had $36.49 out of her first stack done, and Bart had a whopping $49.28 on his second stack!
"Mr. Deuce," Yakkity jokingly mocked as he stepped in the 24-hour bank. Bart grinned.
"I'm done with my first stack!" Kimberly shouted, as Bart was $19.09 in on his third stack and Patrick was $18.11 finished on his second. Even Yakkity, Tish and Maggie had about 5 to 10 bucks in their first stack. Jake and Jazz arrive with a burning vengeance and a conscience to win the leg. Unfortunately for them, Bart left, far in 1st place, and Patrick had $0.68 in his third stack, as Kimberly fell to 6th place. Fortunately, Yakkity basically lost count, Maggie got distracted, and Tish didn't know if she was counting an extra 20 cents or not, so everyone in front of her had to play their third stack again (for the exception of Patrick) and Kimberly, who had $50.59 in her second stack, moved within striking distance. Jazz and Jake sat down, and immediately the two each stacked $10. Patrick left in 2nd, as Yakkity and Kimberly were battling for 4th, Tish was 5th, Maggie was 6th, and Jake and Jazz were tied for 7th.
"One dollar at a time," Jake said, as Jazz nodded, for they were both $44 in to their first stack when Yakkity left, owning the 3rd place spot. Kimberly was frustrated. She yelled, "Ugh! I don't know how to count the stupid money!" as Jake and Jazz moved on to their second stack. Tish left in 4th, and Maggie and Kimberly was neck-and-neck for the 5-spot and 6-spot, as Jake and Jazz had $29.50 in their second stack.
Bart may not have known it, but the way he was going without opening the clue was the right way. "Go to "Surf-A-Wave" and you will have your next task."
Suddenly, Jazz and Jake felt their vibe and quickly rampaged to take the 5th and 6th spot. Kimberly had $49.99 in her third stack, and Maggie had $49.34. The small difference didn't go in Kimberly's outcome, however- Maggie finished in 7th, dropping Kimberly to 8th.
"That task was really tough." Kimberly confessed. "I fell from 2nd to… eighth and…" She trailed off, now aware that it was her own fault that she fell six spots. Actually it was the education level she was on. Fifth grade work would NOT cut it. Even if she DID skip fourth grade, nine years of wisdom was nothing to hoot and holler at. Nothing to sneeze at, mind you, but nothing to be extremely giddy about.
The 3rd and 4th boats were neck-and-neck for Land-Ho. Which one will reach land first? And what is that Wave Rider Task? All that and more on the next… Lilpenpalathon!