Sheelagh came out of the Sergeants office smiling to herself, it had been a whole week with out a roasting from the Inspector, Gary still had his handcuffs, Amber and Honey had gone a whole day without breaking into world war three and it was now Friday and the area car was still in one piece!

Sheelagh walked into the writing room caring the Custody files, when she sees Tony sitting at one of the computers looking at the Internet.

Sheelagh: Eu up Tony, I've never seen you on the net before.

Tony: Thought I'd see what all the fuss was about em ... couldn't point us in the right direction, could you?

She smiled and put the files down on the table.

Sheelagh: Sure.

Sheelagh grabbed a chair and sat down next to Tony.

Sheelagh: Right, well first thing you've got to do is think of something your interested in then we'll do a search.

Tony: What do people search for?

Sheelagh: Porn is quite popular with the lads.

She smiled at the look on Tony's face

Tony: No thanks, getting a bit past it.

Sheelagh: Fair enough, right what shall we search for?

Tony: Em ... Police Officers.

Sheelagh typed in Police Officers and pressed enter, loads of different sites came up.

Sheelagh: Eh, lets try a different site, hey what a sec this ones local look, Sun Hill. Sheelagh clicked on the icon that said Sun Hill, few seconds later the Metropolitan logo came up, followed by Gary, Camron, Kerry, Steve, Adam, Neil, Ken, Rob, Eva ... everyone's picture, including her's and Tony's. With the title 'Sun Hill Metropolitan Police Station'

Sheelagh: What the?

As she and Tony were taking in wt they were seeing the writing room door opened and in came Camron and Honey.

Camron: Hey guys, what you doing?

Tony: Come look at this.

As Honey and Camron came over I clicked on one of the pictures (DS Phil Hunter) and a video came up of Phil in the lads showers in the locker room.

Honey: Ah ha.

Camron: That's – that's

Sheelagh: Disgusting, Despicable, Disturbing.

Camron: What a minute is this the net?

Sheelagh: Um hum.

Tony: And this goes all over the world.

Sheelagh: Yep

Honey: Ouch.

Just then Des and Nick came in they seemed to be arguing/ discussing something.

Nick: Face it Desmond you had no chance man.

Des: No no, she was only embarrassed cause you were there.

Nick: Des she thought you were a nob. Personally I think she's a very good judge of character.

Des: Ha, ha, ha

Nick: Ha, Ha

Sheelagh: Em ... guys, I think you'd better come and look at this.

Des and Nick come over.

Nick: What the?

Des: Hang on is that -

Honey: DS Hunter.

Sheelagh: The one and only.

Des: He's getting a bit past it to be flashing it on the net, he must be desperate.

Everyone starts to giggle.

Tony: Oh he's not the only one were all here on the – net thing.

Nick: Eh?

Camron: Oh it's true.

Sheelagh: It's a web site about us Sun Hill's finest, someone's been filming us.

Des: No we all on there?

Sheelagh: All except Gary.

Nick: Maybe he set it up.

Sheelagh: Ney he wouldn't dare, presides I don't think he's got the expertise -

Tony: Nor the brains

Des: Well somebody bloody has, how long has this been going on?

Sheelagh and Tony: Four years!

Des: WHAT!

Nick: GEEZS!

Sheelagh: Over two million hits, guys were famous!

At that moment DCI Jack Meadows opened the door making them all jump, Camron, Nick and Des covered the computer screen from view, and Sheelagh turned the monitor of. Jack looked from Camron, Des and Nick looking confused to Tony.

Jack: Tony can I have a word?

Tony: Sure.

Jack leaves, and Tony gets up.

Des: Hey Tony you'd better keep this under your hat for now.

Tony: Oh I lets keep it to our self's, yeah.

Tony leaves and Honey takes his empty seat next to Sheelagh. The screen then changes and Kerry comes up.

Camron: Oh

Nick: That's more like it.

Honey: Oh stop perving you lot.

Camron: What is she doing in our showers.

Des: Who no's and who cares!

Nick: I think they were complain about the lady's showers they said they were cramped.

Honey: Where'd you here that.

Des: Well there right ours or much better you can get two million people in there with em.

Sheelagh turns to look at him so fast that her neck cracks as the lads all laugh. The screen changes for a third time this time it's Smithy who appears in the shower.

Honey: (whistles smiling) Come on.

Sheelagh: Oh hello hello hello.

Des gives Sheelagh a sharp look.

Camron: Now who's perving?

Honey: Hey girls got to have a hobby.

Sheelagh: Hey what's that?

Camron: Its a – a -

Sheelagh pointed at the screen (Smithy's re – end)

Sheelagh: That there.

Camron: Is it a birth mark?

Honey: No

Des: It's a tattoo!

Camron: That's what I said

Sheelagh: It can't be -

Sheelagh zoomed in on the screen.

Honey: What?

Sheelagh: It is!

Des: What?

Sheelagh: It's ... a red devil!

All five of them looked at each other in fits of laughter.

TO BE CONTINUED ...