Hey everyone, I'm back! Sorry this is such a short story, but I am still thinking of new ideas. I will greatly appreciate it if you shared your ideas for new episodes and gave your opinion on this and the previous one!
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The Skywalkers Episode 11You Don't Want To Sit There
Dorme had finally finished the ironing and immediately went into the sitting area to have a well-deserved sit down. She walked up to a vacant space and was just about to sit down, when Anakin and Padme, who were also sitting down on the other couch, both exclaimed at the same time' "You don't want to sit their!"
"Why ever not?" Dorme exclaimed, looking confused,
"You don't want to know." Anakin and Padme both answered,
"Oh, I get your meaning, I'll just sit on the chair instead then," Dorme said, with a slight look of disgust on her face,
"You don't want to sit on the chair either!" Anakin explained with a wicked grin across his face.
Dorme looked around for somewhere else to sit and her disappointed face lit up when she saw the table,
"I will perch on the table then!" she exclaimed, but just as she was about to hop up onto it,
"You most certainly don't want to sit on there! Or under there, or anywhere in that area of the room!" Padme chirped holding back laughter.
Dorme was now completely disgusted and decided to go into the other sitting area to sit down on one of the t sterile couches in there. Anakin read her thoughts,
"No, the couches in the other room have also been christened!" he commented, making Dorme sigh in disbelief,
"Well I guess I'll go and sit on the lavatory then!"
"I wouldn't!"
"The balcony?"
"Naha!"
"The veranda?"
"Nope!"
"What? You could have been caught!"
"Yes we realised that afterwards!" Anakin exclaimed with a snigger,
"Fine then, I'll go and sit in your bloomin' starfighter then!" Dorme screamed,
"Now I definitely wouldn't go there!" Padme shouted, just as Dorme had walked out onto the veranda.
Dorme walked back in with a look of annoyance with a slight twinge of anger on her face,
"FINE!" she screamed, "I'll sit on the bloody floor shall I?"
Anakin and Padme both studied the floor and after a while Padme answered,
"You know, we haven't been anywhere near that corner of the room!" she answered pointing to the left hand corner. Dorme immediately stomped over there and sat down, exhausted.
"However," Padme continued, "You will have to get up as soon as Sabe arrives, because that is her sit down corner and is supposed to be off limits to everyone else!"
Dorme couldn't believe what she was hearing, "Well why didn't I get a designated spot to sit down in?" she snapped,
"Because, my dear handmaiden, you never asked for one!" Padme announced, her face turning red as a result of her trying not to laugh,
"Well then, I'll just have to go and sit in the freakin' turbo lift when Sabe arrives!" Dorme screamed, extremely annoyed,
"Nope you don't want to sit in there either!" Anakin said, his face also red,
"What? You two do know there is a camera in there, don't you?"
"Of course we did, we aren't stuuupid! We went to fetch the tapes afterwards, amazing how weak minded the camera guys are, how easily one can influence their minds!" Anakin screeched with a slight wave of his hand.
"Eeeeeeeew! I just hope I don't accidentally mistake one of them tapes for one of mine!" Dorme said, now even more disgusted then ever before.
"Don't worry, you won't! They are all locked up safe in my bottom drawer, along with some other things that are rather private!" Padme explained, with an extremely mischievous look on her face.
"Oh, well I'm not going to ask about them other really private things in there!"
"You wouldn't want to know!" Anakin whispered just loud enough for Dorme and Padme to hear.
"Well I must say I'm shocked! I really never thought you were the type Padme Amidala Naberrie!"
"Skywalker!" Padme added with a smile,
"That as well! Now if you two would excuse me, I will retire to my apartment, where I can sit down with my good friend and roommate Sabe!" Dorme screamed, before turning on her heel to leave,
"It may not be safe there either! It sounded like she was having a great time with Obi-wan last night!" Padme exclaimed,
"Yeah! We challenged them, and we won!" Anakin added looking proud of him self.
"Well I'm going to the estate agents then to get myself my own clean, sterile apartment, GOODBYE!" and with that Dorme strutted over to the door and opened it, just before she walked out Anakin remembered something,
"Well, I suppose you're using the stairs, right?"
"Of course, smarty!" Dorme barked back,
"Right, you may want to avoid walking on the left hand side of the first three or four flights then!" Anakin half spoke, half laughed,
"Roger that!" Dorme screamed and she then closed the door and made her way down the stairs, carefully avoiding the left hand side.
In the apartment Padme and Anakin both burst out laughing at the events of the day, they were almost to the point of bursting when Anakin stopped his mindless giggling abruptly,
"We forgot to tell her that we haven't christened the snooker table!" he exclaimed,
"Oh yeah! I forgot about that!" Padme said, knowing what was coming,
"Well," Anakin started, "Do you want to?"
"Sure!" Padme squealed, barely able to contain her excitement. And with that Anakin picked her up and carried her to the awaiting snooker table where they, must I say anymore?
The End Well that was the second episode for you! What do you think? I hope you liked it and hope you will continue to read the whole series!Jedi Beth x ;)