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20 Questions: YYH STYLE!
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Izumi: We're back, and now we're gonna ask 20 questions about...--draws name from hat-- Yusuke!
Question #1: Is it an animal?
All: Yes.
Question #2: Is it small?
Kuwabara: Not as small as Hiei.
Hiei: Hn.
Question #3: Is it dangerous?
Hiei: Yeah right.
Kurama: Well, when you take into consideration his wrecklessness.
Yusuke: BWAHAHA I'M DANGEROUS!
Question #4: Does it have short fur?
Kuwabara: Does hair count as fur?
Hiei: Say yes, it'll make it interesting.
Kurama: Out for revenge, are we?
Hiei: Just wait until we get another weird question...
Question #5: Is it brown?
Kuwabara: What, his hair? No, it's black.
Hiei: Thanks for pointing out the obvious, numbskull.
Izumi: Well, some people like saying that their hair isn't really black, but just really really REALLY dark brown.
Yusuke: But isn't really really REALLY dark brown black anyways?
Hiei: And did you just defend Kuwabara?
Izumi: NO! I'd never help Kuwabara. I was just pointing something out.
Question #6: Are there many different sorts of it?
Kurama: Thank goodness, no.
Yusuke: Hey, wuzzat suppos'dta mean?
Kurama: Oh, nothing...
--silence--
Kurama: It wants to know if we're trying to confuse it.
Hiei: Do you have to announce everything that that thing says?
Kurama: Well, the audience needs to get the full effect.
Hiei: ...don't act as stupid as those two over there.
Yusuke: Hey, we're not stupid! You're stupid!
Kurama: I'll keep that in mind...
Question #7: Does it live in the forest?
All: No...
Question #8: Does it live in groups?
Kurama: Um...groups of other...people?
Kuwabara: Maybe it means other Yusuke's?
Kurama: ...I'll just say unknown.
Question #9: Can you see it in a zoo?
Hiei: Psh, yes.
Kurama: ...no, really...
Question #10: Does it have four legs?
All: No.
Question #11: Does it have claws?
All: No.
Question #12: Does it bring joy to people?
Hiei: No.
Question #13: Is it a mammal?
Kurama: Yes.
Question #14: Is it a predator?
Kurama: No.
Yusuke: What does that word mean, anyway?
Izumi: What does he look like, a dictionary? Go look it up, slacker.
Yusuke: Stop calling me a slacker!
Question #15: Can it climb?
Kurama: I suppose.
Question #16: Is it worth a lot of money?
Kurama: Considering the bounty on his head, yes. But initially no. So, yes.
Kuwabara: Wait, is the answer yes or no?
Hiei: Somebody get him out of here before I kill him.
Kurama: It can read your mind.
Kuwabara: It can?
Yusuke: Yes, you're thinking meow meow meow meow...
Question #17: Is it comforting?
Kurama: Not in the least.
Question #18: Do you know any songs about it?
Kurama: I can't think of any.
Izumi: What about the opening theme song? Music in the series? There's gotta be a song out there.
Kurama: Point taken.
Question #19: Is it multicolored?
Kuwabara: Don't think so.
Question #20: Can it growl?
All: Uh...no.
Kurama: Apparently I thought I was tricky.
Hiei: Would you stop doing that?
Kurama: "Is it Batman?"
Yusuke: ...no.
21 does it stand on two legs?
All: Yes.
Hiei: Except for when he goes up against someone stronger than him and he gets knocked down.
Kuwabara: Yeah, and the bird goes tweet! WAHAHAHA!
--silence--
Kurama: Do you even know what we're talking about?
Kuwabara: ...no.
Question #22: Can it cheer you up?
Kurama: It can, i suppose...
Question #23: does it help accomplish things?
Hiei: No, slacker.
Question #24: Is it usually colorful?
All: No.
Question #25: is it a carnivore?
Kurama: No.
Hiei: But he eats like a pig.
Yusuke: HEY!
Kurama: "Is it Mickey Mouse"
Yusuke: NO! JEEZ! Not even close!
Hiei: It shows your true worth, doesn't it Urameshi? You're hardly capable of being on a children's show.
Yusuke: SHUT UP, YA MERMAID!
Kurama: We'd better stop before this gets too ugly...
Izumi: Well that's all the time we have for today, tune in next time for another edition of 20 Questions: YYH Style!