I'm back! Sorry about the long wait for episode 4 and 5, one word: school. Anyway, this episode is told completely from a certain iconic characters perspective. Thing where bound to get confusing for old "golden rod," after all, Anakin did make him and program him when he was 10!

Disclaimer: I have said it many times before, peeps, these films, characters and locations are the best I have ever seen, even better than Rocky, but alas they do not belong to me, but one day my friends they will, bwahahahahaha. No o.k. That is highly unlikely.

The Skywalkers Episode 5 C-3p0's Confusion

A series of bangs and screams echoed throughout the apartment. C-3p0 was worried yet again about the safety of his mistress.

"R2, those strange noises are coming from mistress Padme's sleeping quarters again, I am going to go and check on her in case she is hurt," the golden droid announced. He was just about to open the door to the master bedroom when R2 came speeding up to him bleeping madly,

"What do you mean, 'it would be best not to disturb her' she may be seriously hurt!" Threepio asked his small friend, R2 beeped a reply,

"What, of course I understand the situation, I was programmed to understand human nature!"

"Beep boopy boop beeep"

"Why wouldn't I understand this kind of human behaviour?"

(R2 replies)

"What has Anakin programming me when he was 10 years old got anything to do with the reason why I won't understand?"

(R2 again replies)

"It is the reason? R2 my obtuse little friend, I do think you need to shut down for a while, you have gone totally insane!" and with that Threepio walked into the bedroom in time to catch Padme screaming Anakin's name. Neither of the two had realised that they now had an audience of two shocked droids.

"Oh my! Master Anakin is harming the senator! HELP, PLEASE SOMEBODY!"

Finally the umm happy couple realised that Threepio and R2 had been watching their antics. R2 whizzed out of the room not wanting to disturb hem any further, meanwhile Threepio was running helplessly around the bedroom screaming.

"Threepio, it's alright I wasn't hurting Padme, shut up!" Anakin said climbing out of bed, obviously completely starkers, and grabbing the droids arms. Finally the droid calmed down.

"Anakin Skywalker! Haven't you updated his programming to understand EVERYTHING about humans yet? You said you were going to do it months ago!" Padme screamed, covering herself up.

"Well I'm going to do it right now, I have the chip ready," Anakin turned to face Padme with a wicked smile on his face, "I just need to install it!"

A few hours later, after a lot of cursing in huttesse, Anakin had finished updating Threepio. Threepio was up and running as usual, making dinner, when Padme and Anakin, both wearing bathrobes after taking a shower together came in to the kitchen.

"Ah! Miss Padme, Master Anakin, I am terribly sorry about my over-reaction this morning, I promise not to disturb you again when I hear noises coming from your bedroom.!" Threepio cheerfully announced. He now understood the terms "pregnancy" , "sex" and many other useful things as well.

"It's o.k. Threepio, I'm sure it will never happen again!" Padme answered smiling. Anakin chuckled, what was he going to do with the bloody droid?