NOTE: i used the neutral planet's script of "the sting" so ya.
© Do the math,
Opening Credits. Caption: A By-Product Of The TV Industry.
Scene: Planet Express: Hangar. Bender and Fry prepare for a game of Virtual Golf. Bender is all kitted out in golf gear. He takes his club from Fry and puts the ball on the tee.
Bender: A hush comes over the crowd. The only sound is Bender calling everyone else a jerk and he swings! He hits the ball and it vanishes into the screen. It lands in the lake. And he slices it into the water, oh man!
He plugs himself into the game and appears on the screen. He jumps into the lake. Enter Hermes and Farnsworth.
Farnsworth: Bad news everyone. You're not good enough to go on your next mission.
Fry: Hooray!
Bender: Not good enough!
They high-five. Leela descends from above in a harness.
Leela: Why? Says who?
Farnsworth: Because. And says me. It's an extremely dangerous mission that killed my last crew. And you're not nearly as good as them.
Fry: Woohoo!
Bender: We live to suck another day!
They both do a happy dance. Leela disconnects Bender from the game.
Leela: We're just as good as any of those crews you sent to their deaths. What's the mission?
Farnsworth: Collecting honey. Ordinary honey.
Leela: That doesn't sound so dangerous.
Farnsworth: This is no ordinary honey. It's produced by vicious space bees. A single sting of their hideous neuro-toxin can cause instant death!
Hermes: And that's if you're not allergic! You don't wanna know what happens then, oh no no, God no!
Farnsworth: Your insides will boil out of your eye sockets like a science fair volcano!
Hermes: I didn't want to know1
He bursts into tears.
Farnsworth: These bees are larger than most Buicks and twice as ugly!
Fry: Larger than an American sedan? He gasps. How big is the honey comb?
Hermes: Honey comb's big. Yeah yeah yeah.
Bender: It's not small?
Hermes: No no no.
Leela: It'll take more than deadly deadly bees to keep us from doing our job. Come on boys!
Fry: But Leela we're no good!
Leela: Listen, I'm scared too. But I'm more scared of disappointing myself.
Fry: I'm not scared of that at all!
She pushes him towards the ship.
Scene: Ship's Cockpit. The ship flies towards the space beehive and lands just inside. Swarms of bees fly past with their space pollen. Leela paints yellow and black stripes on Bender.
Leela: Now bees communicate by dancing.
Fry: Like my parents. Oh wait, that was hitting!
Leela: So this language cartridge will let you distract them.
She installs the cartridge into the slot in the back of Bender's head.
Bender: Ah good! I always have thoughts and feelings that can only be expressed through dance! He dances.(in bee) You stink! Bender's great! Deal with it!
He laughs.
Scene: Beehive. Leela and Fry are wearing the red spacesuits and they make their way into the hive carrying a long hose. A bee flies in front of them and they gasp.
Leela: Bender quick! Waggle something!
As Bender talks Fry and Leela make their escape.
Bender (in bee): Hello fellow bees. How's the abdomen? Swollen with nectar I trust?
Bee (in bee): Duh!
Time Lapse. The crew get closer to the centre of the hive.
Fry: Leela let's turn back. There's absolutely no shame in wussing out.
Leela: Relax, everything'll be fine!
They look up and see a ship caked in honey. It has a familiar logo on the tail.
Fry: Oh my God! The old Planet Express ship!
Leela: There's the black box!
She picks it up and plays it.
Man on tape: Captain, the bees have us surrounded! Oh the Professor was right, we're not as good as his old crew!
Captain on tape: Well I aim to prove him wrong! It'll take more than a few deadly deadly bees to - The sound of buzzing drowns out what he says. He screams. Oh Lord!
He screams some more and Leela switches the tape off.
Leela: Uh, couldn't make that out. Too much static!
Fry and Bender aren't so sure.
Time Lapse. The crew crawl into part of the honey comb. It drips with honey.
Bender: Ew!
They arrive at the end of the tunnel and gasp.
Leela: We found it! The honey comb hideout!
Time Lapse. Leela puts the hose into a river of honey and the hose sucks it up. Fry looks at something else.
Fry: Hey what's this goop?
Leela: Royal jelly. They feed it to the queen.
Fry: Bees make honey and jelly? Huh. How come nothing humans make taste good? The honey comb underneath him gives way and he falls into the jelly. He screams. Help! I can't swim in jelly as far as I know!
Leela pulls him out.
Leela: Look! A small bee floats towards them on the jelly. It's a baby queen! Aww she's so cute! You adorable wittle itty bitty fuzzy wuzzy -
Fry: Leela! Stop bonding and lets go! I got jelly in my underpants!
Leela: I'm taking this bee with us. With queen we can build a hive and make more honey ourselves. Let me just pack her a lunch and we'll go.
She dips a jar into the jelly.
Bender (in bee): Pick up the pace lady! I'm sick of shaking my booty for these fat jerks! The bees all stop and glare at Bender. I didn't mean you're all fat. Just fatso there.
He points at a fat bee.
Bees (in bee): He insulted our fat queen!
Queen (in bee): You try keeping your figure after 10,000 kids!
The bees dive at the crew. They duck. Bender runs away. The queen tries to sting him. Bender grabs a hold of her sting. She shakes him around.
Leela: This is where we distinguish ourselves from the last crew. Activate emergency high speed self contained escape pack crisis response unit! Quick!
She flies off with a jet pack. Fry turns his on but he is wearing it the wrong way and flies off upside down. The bees chase him and Leela. Fry hits the sides of the honey comb on the way through the tunnels and Bender hangs onto the queen's sting screaming. Leela dodges a bee and it hits the comb and explodes.
Cut to: Outside Ship. Leela and Fry fly towards it.
Leela: Good luck Bender!
They fly through the cargo bay hatch.
Cut to: Ship's Cargo Bay. Leela closes the hatch.
Cut to: Outside Ship. The ship tries to take off but the honey holds it down. The queen prepares her sting.
Cut to: Ship's Cargo Bay. Her sting comes through with Bender on the end.
Bender: I'm back baby!
Cut to: Outside Ship. The cargo bay hatch closes, the queen falls from the ship and they take off. The bees sting the ship and dent it. The ship speeds away from the hive, blowing the bees back.
Scene: Ship's Cockpit. Fry cheers and Leela puts the baby queen in a little pet basket.
Fry: We made it! We're alive!
Leela: Burn on that old crew! The only things they did better than us were suck and die!
Fry: Leela we got lucky this time but you should be more careful. I don't want anything to happen to you.
Leela: Thanks, but I can look out for myself. Frankly I can smell danger a mile away.
The bee unfolds it's sting.
Fry: Look out! Leela screams and the bee flies out of the basket with it's sting poised. Fry runs in front of Leela. You want her you'll have to go through me.
The bee goes through Fry and he and Leela fall to the floor. The bee writhes around on the floor, dying. Bender quickly throws it into the airlock and jettisons it. It floats away into space and a space truck hits it. Leela looks where the sting hit her.