Well, another sort of random thing. I love randomness. Anyway, hope you like, although I know some won't.

The Wedding Rated T Action/Adventure/Romance

Here everyone was at the wedding of the century. Master thief Sly Cooper was to be wed, in holy matrimony, to Inspector Carmelita Fox. About twelve fellow inspectors, her chief, eight assistants, and her whole family had fainted when the news reached them. Yes, it all seemed very surprising.

The day had long since been determined, as well as everyone's thoughts that this was not meant to be. In fact, about fourteen inspectors had a plan to ambush the wedding with SWAT team members and catch Sly. But that happens at the end, so here's the now.

Sly slowly marched his way to the altar, which seemed a million miles away, a million miles of hateful glances, whispers, and fear. Upon reaching the altar, he looked back at the crowd. The still hateful crowd still seemed to glare at him as though he was on trial. The church seemed to shrink and dim, but just then the flower girls came, as closely pursued by Carmelita and her father, who was smiling surprisingly enough.

Brightness flooded the church, and Carmelita smiled as a beacon of radiance in the dark. Time slowed as Carmelita approached and came to stand beside Sly. The priest began to speak, but his words were lost upon Sly, who was entranced by the beauty standing before him. Then the question came, "Carmelita, do you take Sly to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?"

This is the point where time should have stopped, but it didn't. Instead, several inspectors stood, and called out. Caterers, and some of the guests pulled out guns, SWAT teams poured in from every entrance possible, and shock pistols went off at the groom. Had it not been for all the men invading the place, they might have hit. But as it turned out, the southern SWAT team headed straight for the groom, and were mostly taken out by the inspectors from the crowd. The southern team ran into the one from the west, and they started shooting tazers and tear gas before anyone noticed they were all SWAT members. The eastern squad ended up exchanging fire with the guests and caterers, luckily tazers and not bullets. The squad hiding in the cellar fired tear gas and came out to find Sly with gas masks, but got lost in the rest of the confusion. In fact, only Inspector Rowles had a real gun, and happened to be the only man to hit Sly. However, the injury was in the arm, and before the situation was straightened out, Murray, being the best man as no one thought they should give him the rings, was able to grab the priest, the best woman, and Sly and get out. Bentley got outside thanks to a few sleeping gas bombs, and Carmelita was out almost immediately after the SWAT teams came.

But the wedding went on, for as Sly sat panting on the ground, he heard the one voice he wanted to hear say the one thing he wanted to hear. "I do." The priest was able to respond, after straitening himself out, "Sly, do you tale Carmelita to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?"

"I do" Sly almost whispered the words.

"I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride, and someone better get me some scotch!" The disgruntled priest yelled.

They kissed, and then everyone ran to the van as inspectors made it outside and started shooting.

The End

The morale of the story is: you can hate all you want, but love cannot be torn down, if it is truly there. The same can be said for friendship, and free will.