1: The Game Starts
GoddessMoonLady
Disclaimer:
GML::laughs histerically:
Draco: Uh oh...
Harry::shudder:
Snape: She isn't...
H&D: She is!
GML: It's a Truth or Dare fic! Oh! the randomness::laughs more:
H,D&S::wince:
GML: I don't own 'HP' and you'll know exactly why after reading this! Tissues will be handed out at the end of the chapter for those who laugh so hard they need them. I did.
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"Draco! I'm bored!" Blaise whined to her best friend.
"Your always bored." Draco replied from his spot on the couch staring at the fire. In truth he was bored too.
They, along with Pansy and Theodore were the only Slytherins that skipped the Halloween feast. The rest of the school were upstairs stuffing themselves like the pigs-er happy students they are. :innocent smile:
Pansy and Theodore were sitting on the floor a little ways away fighting over whose ass was biggest. Suddenly the common room door slid open and in step...
Dun dun duuuuuun!
The Golden Trio, followed by the littlest Weasel :cough cough: I mean Weasley.
"Hello, Dear Slytherins! We thought we'd come visit you this fine Halloween evening!" Hermione cherped sarcastically.
"Actually, what she means is, we were bored out of our bloody minds and came to see if you'd play an extremely EVIL game with us." Ginny translated.
Theodore raised an eyebrow, "And this game would be?"
Harry grinned evilly, "Truth or Dare."
Gryfindors::shudder:
Slytherins::raises eyebrows: What?
Harry's grin widened, "Truth or Dare." His friends shuddered again, "It's an extremely 'fun' Muggle game. That is unless you afraid to play..."
Draco glared, "Were not afraid of some stupid Muggle game! Your on Potter!"
Hermione, Ron, and Ginny smirked, this was gonna be interesting.
"How do we play?" Blaise asked from her spot curled up next to Draco.
"Everyone get into a circle on the floor and I'll explain the rules." Hermione instructed taking a seat. Harry sat across from her with Draco to his left and Blaise to his right. Ginny sat to Hermione's right with Theodore between her and Draco. Pansy sat to Blaise's right leaving the spot between her and Hermione for Ron. Once everyone was seated Hermione whent on.
"Okay. Listen up halfwits. Here's how we play. We've crossed this one with another game, 'Spin the Bottle', but in this case it's spin the wand. We take turns spinning the wand asking 'Truth or Dare' to whomever it lands on. Our vict-er subject chooses one. If you choose 'Truth', you have to answer a question or tell us what we want to know. If you choose 'Dare' you have to do what your dared. The penalty for lying, refusing to answer, or not doing the dare is... Well, we'll choose something when it happens." She smiled evilly.
Everyone::shudder: Scaaaaaaarrry...
"All right, who's going first? The main rules are: Nothing Perverse, Keep it CLEAN People!"
GML::snort::sarcastic: Yeah, that's REALLY gonna happen...
"Nothing Physically Painful, as much as I'm sure we'd love to hex each other into oblivian, we have to be alive to play. Ron, put that wand away!" Hemione finished not seeing the author hiding in the shadowed corner
Ron::pouts: 'Damn... almost nailed the ferret...' :sticks it where the sun don-er he puts it in his pocket:
"I'll go first." Blaise chirped, she spun Theodore's wand which he had 'willingly' donated for their use. And by willingly, I mean that Blaise had threatened to show everyone some pictures of a certain someone after he had climbed out of a cold shower. After a minute the wand stopped on Ginny. "Truth or Dare?" She smirked.
Ginny eyed the girl for a minute, "Dare."
Blaise grinned, "I dare you to..." She paused to think, "Kiss Pansy." Blaise grinned triumphantly.
Ginny::wince:
Pansy::shudder:
"Fine!" Ginny gulped as she jumped up and moved to the older girl giving her a quick peck on the lips and moving back to her seat. "All right, my turn." She spun the wand, "Harry, Truth or Dare?"
Harry thought for a moment, "Dare me." He grinned sitting back.
Ginny's ears turned pink as she thought up a good one, "I dare you to Write a sexual letter to Voldemort signed 'Alota Vagina'."
Everyone::shocked
Ginny::smuggly pleased:
"You've gotta be kidding me." Harry stared at the younger girl.
"Nope and if you refuse I'll turn all your robes pink and make you wear them to class tomorrow along with purple hair." Ginny smirked happily.
Hary winced, "Fine, where's a peice of parchment?"
Hermione presented him some that apeared out of nowhere.
Harry settled down to write with everyone reading over his shoulder.
Dear Voldemort,
I must say, I have never seen someone with such Wonderful evillyness. The way your red eyes glow turns me on. I would love to meet you somewhere in a dark alley and see just how bright they can get. You know, I have a feeling your well 'endowed' with a lot of 'power'. I'd love to see it. Perhaps we should get together sometime to 'trade secrets'.
Fantasising of your ssssslitherinessss...
Alota Vagina
"Well, what do you think?" Harry asked snickering.
Everyone::horrifiably stunned::not sure what to think:
Pig appeared out of nowhere and Harry tied the letter to him.
"Hey! Why are you sending that with Pig?" Ron demanded trying to grabbe the tiny owl.
"Because he'd recognise Hedwig and Serenity wanted me too." Harry informed him.
GML::grin: Yup! It's my story and your just my victoms, so shut up!
Everyone::scared:
"Er- right. Harry it's your turn." Hermione broke the scared silence, eyeing GML who had retreated to her corner.
"Right." Harry spun the wand, "Malfoy, Truth or Dare?"
GML: Who didn't see that comming?
Ron::raises hand:
GML::rolls eyes:
Draco puffed up his chest, "Dare" He answered boldly, Oh how stupid some little boys can be...
Harry smirked evilly.
Everyone::shudder:
Ron: Don't do that!
"I dare you to sneak up to Dumbledore's office and steal his Lemon drops." He leaned back onto his elbows, pleased.
Everyone::horrifiably stunned:
"Are you INSANE? NO ONE can get into the Headmaster's office!" Draco cried staring at the smirking Potter.
"Of course, you can. You just don't go through the front door. So do you accept?" Harry raised an eyebrow.
"If you don't go through the front door then how?" Draco asked putting off the question.
"I'll tell you when you accept. If not... I'll start charming your robes now." He pulled out his wand grinning.
"Fine! I'll do it." Draco held up his hands defensively.
"Good. Come on everyone, follow me." He stood and led the way out of the room. He took a back stair case that appeared next to the Slytherin's door and one flight later they were standing in the seventh floor corridor.
"How the hell did we get here so fast?" Pansy exclaimed.
"Serenity did it." Harry stated. "Now, we go up to the wall and..." He clapped bouncing up and down, "I believe in Fairies! I do! I do!"
Everyone::stares at him weird:
"Uh... Potter? What the Hell are you doing?" Draco asked eyeing the black haired boy.
Harry::grin:
The wall slid aside revealing another staircase.
Everyone::blinks: Oh.
Harry::snicker:
"Here ya go! Up you get! This leads up to Dumble's bed room!" Harry smirked.
Everyone::stunned:
Draco::twitch:
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT?" Blaise exclaimed.
Harry grinned, "He showed me his collection of color changing nightcaps!" Harry nodded seriously, "It was very informative! Might help me defeat Voldemort! Now, Malfoy! Sick those Lemon Drops!"
Draco::gulp::starts up the stairs:
"Everyone back to the Slytherin Common Room to wait!" Ginny called as the all started darting back down the staircase.
15 MINUTES LATER...
Draco comes darting into the common room clutching a bag of Lemon Drops and one of Dumbledore's night caps with green to pink hearts on it.
Everyone::stares at Draco weird:
"What! I like this cap!" Draco sulks handing over the Lemon drops to Harry and sitting back down.
Everyone::blinks: No comment.
GML::snicker:
"My turn!" Draco called spinning the wand. It stopped on Ron. "Weasel, Truth or Dare?"
Ron::whimpers: "Truth!" :looks scared:
Draco tapped his chin... "Do you pee the bed?"
Everyone::stares:
Draco::smirk:
"Yes." Ron flushed burrying his face in his hands.
Silence... Then...
Everyone: LOL!
"MY turn!" Ron spun the wand to distract them. This time he got Pansy.
"Dare!" Pansy stated boldly before he could even ask.
GML::smirk:
"I dare you too..." Ron paused to think. It looked like Hard work. "Use Sexual ennundos for the rest of the game." He sat back pleased.
"Impressive. Weasel does have some good ideas!" Theo crowd amused.
"Well, at least ONE head has to work doesn't it?" Pansy asked syrruply sweet. Ron Blushed. "Now, it's my turn to.. play with the big wand." She spun the wand and it landed on... Hermione. "Truth or Dare?"
Hermione tapped her chin thinking. She shrugged, What the hell? Gimme your best, Dare."
Pansy grinned, "I Dare you to... switch underwear with Potter! NO spells!"
Hermione shrugged, "That was your best?" Looks put out, "Up Harry!" She stands and pulls Harry from the room.
2 MINUTES LATER...
"All Done!" Hermione chirped as she re-entered the room. Harry followinging.
"Proove you did it!" Theo called, "Lift your skirt! Potter has to udo his pants for us to see!"
Hermione shrugged and lifted her skirt so they could see Harry's black, silk boxers. Harry turned red bu unzipped his pants and pulled them down slightly for them to see that he was, indeed, wearing Hermione's pink thong panties.
Draco::zones out::eyes thong appreciativly::licks lips:
Everyone::stares at Draco:
Draco blinked realising they were staring, "WHAT?" He cried embarrased at being caught oogling Harry in the thong. He quickly tried to lie and only made it worse, "I was just thinking how those would match my hat!"
Harry: Riiiiiight... :eyes Draco wearily:
Hermione and Harry retake their seats and Hermione spins the wand again, "Nott!" She crowed when it stopped. "T or D?"
Theodore::blinks: Huh?
Hermione::rolls eyes: "Truth or Dare?"
"Oh. Truth." Theodore smirked pleased.
"What's your worse fear?"
Theodore fell backwards, "WHAT?"
What's your worst fear?" Hermione repeated smirking.
"A..l..s" Theodore muttered.
"Come again?" Hermione asked 'sweetly'.
Theodore took a deep breathe, "Apples."
Everyone::blinks::stunned:
"Apples." Hermione repeated.
Theo nodded.
"Like this one?" Ginny asked as an apple appeared out of thin air.
"YAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Theo shrieked as she threw it at him, "MUMMY!"
Everyone: Weeeeeeeeeiiiiiird... :shudder:
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GML::hands out tissues: See what I mean?
Harry: That... was the weirdest thing you have EVER wrote.
GML::giggles: I know. Normally Missa's the one doing this kinda thing, I'm usually too technical.
Draco: Maybe that's a good thing. This... is frightening.
GML::grins: Glad I succeded then! And I'm just getting started! Plenty more Truths and Dares comming up! I think I'll only make this 4-5 chaps... 'cause I'm lazy like that. That last chap can be a doubler.
Snape: 'Doubler'?
GML: Yup! Double length::evil grin: Review!