2: Things get Nasty
GoddessMoonLady
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GML: Whee! Here we go again kiddies::laughs insanely:
Draco: She's actually going through with this::eyes wide:
Harry::scaredly nods:
GML: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Snape: Must you carry on so?
GML: Do you want to make an 'appearance' in this one::peers at S evily:
Snape: ... No.
GML: Then shut up. I don't own 'HP', though I do SO love doing this! manic grin Now, LAUGH I COMMAND YOU! LAUGH! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
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GML: WHEN we last left our vict-er-players...
Our favorite four Gryffindors were bored and decided to go visit our favorite four Slytherins and talk them into an EVIL game! DUN DUNDUN DUUUN! TRUTH OR DARE! Mwahahahahahaha::cough cough: Uhhem. After the Slytherins were coarse- I mean, agreed to play they all settled down. Blaise started the game by daring Ginny to kiss someone, then Ginny dared Harry to write a love letter to someone signed 'Alota Vagina'. :snicker: Harry then Dared Draco to sneak into someone's office to steal the beloved Lemon Drops. Draco Asked Ron an embarrassing question. Ron Dared Pansy and now she has to use Innuendos till the end of the game. Pansy made Hermione and someone switch underwear, and Hermione asked Theo what he was most afraid of.
We now rejoin the game with a Traumatized Theodore Nott!
!applause!
"Well, since Nott's' obviously in no condition to take his turn, I'll go next." Ginny stated peering at the shuddering Theo who was muttering about "The apples...", "Evil apples...", "Gonna get me..."
She grinned cheerfully and spun the wand. "Draco! Truth or Dare?"
"Truth." Draco asked clutching his new green to pink heart covered nightcap.
"Are you a Virgin?"
Everyone::stares wide eyed:
Ginny::grins pleased:
"Is the penalty for lying still pink dress robes?" Draco asked, stalling.
Ginny paused to think, "No! It's that we dye your skin green and make you go to class looking like that Witch from that Muggle movie "The Wizard of Oz". You know, the bad one."
Purebloods::blinks: Huh?
Everyone else::rolls eyes:
A picture of the "Wicked Witch" appears in Ginny's hand.
Everyone::shudders:
"Now! Answer the question! Are you a Virgin?" Ginny demanded magically pinning the picture of on the mantal.
Draco whimpered, "YES!" Hides his face in shame.
Everyone::stares::shocked silence:
"Seriously? What about all those rumors?" Harry asked, eyes wide in surprise.
"Just rumors. I started them myself." Draco pouted keeping his face hidden.
Silence...
"Uh hem hem."
Everyone jumped looking around for Umbridge before turning to glare at Pansy who was smirking.
"I believe it's Drakie's turn to play with the wand." She smirked evilly, "After all, that's all the action he gets."
Draco took a deep breathe, squared his shoulders and looked up, his face red all the way down his neck. He glared at Pansy as the others laughed and reach out a hand and spun the wand. "Blaise, Truth or Dare?"
"Hmmm... Dare." She glared at Draco boldly.
Draco smirked, "I dare you to play the rest of the game in only your panties and bra."
Guys::drool:
Girls::rolls eyes:
Blaise::smirk:
"OK!" She stood and quickly removed her robes, shirt, skirt, shoes, and socks before sitting back down in her see-through silver bikini panties and matching push up bra. "My turn!"
Aaaaand the wand was spinning once more!
"Granger, Truth or Dare?"
"Truth"
"What is one of the boldest things you like to do?" Blaise asked grinning.
Hermione smirked, pleased. "I like to run around and flash people." Jaws dropped around her. Blaise laughed before high fiving the girl.
"Ok! Now..." Hermione spun the wand, "Truth or Dare, Ron?"
"Dare!" Ron called Bravely, thinking since it was Hermione he was safe. As I said before, the saaaad allusions of little boys...
"I dare you to go up to Gryffindor Tower with me and I'll raid Seamus's and Dean's clothes and you have to wear what ever I choose for the rest of the game."
Ron's jaw dropped, "ARE YOU CRAZY? Have you SEEN what they own?"
Hermione::evil grin:
Ron::whimpers:
Ginny & Harry::snicker:
Slytherins::blinks:
"Come along Ron! We'll be right back!" Hermione called cheerfully as she dragged Ron from the room and up the mysterious appearing staircase strait to Gryffindor tower. Silence filled the room as everyone waited.
Finally ten minutes later Hermione came bouncing back in, "Ta Da!" She swept her hands toward the door as Ron stepped in grumbling and so red he resembled a tomato perfectly.
Silence...
Everyone: LOL!
Ron was wearing a genuine cocoanut bra, fishnet stockings, stiletto heels, a VERY short Micro mini, and a long, glittery pink wig.
"Did we forget to mention that Seamus and Dean are Drag Queens?" Harry asked into the quieting laughter. This only served to start it up again.
"OKAY, OKAY! It's my turn!" Ron screamed as he quickly sat down revealing a pair of bright orange, spangled thongs. The guys mock wolf-whistled and he looked ready to cry. Quickly he gave the wand a spin.
The wand stopped on Theo who had finally stopped whimpering.
"Truth or Dare?"
"DARE!" Theo cried desperately, thinking he would be scared this time. Foolish isn't he?
"Good. I dare you to..." Ron paused for affect, "Run through the Halls Naked!"
Theo::cries:
Everyone::looks at Ron surprised:
Ron::is pleased with himself:
GML::beams, proud of him:
Players::ignores GML:
Theo whimpered as he quickly stood and stripped off his clothes quickly. He gulped and made for the door.
Ron pulled out his wand and shot a stinger at Theo's arse. "RUN my Monkey! RUN!" He laughed like a loon.
Theo::runs:
Everyone else::backs away from Ron:
Harry summons up a viewing screen and everyone watches as Theo runs through the halls.
He runs past the Grey lady, whom turns pink.
Past Nearly Headless Nick, whom shouts, "I SAY!"
Past Peeves who cackles insanely and follows him.
Past Filtch, whom cries 'cause Theo has a bigger libido then him.
And past Snape who doesn't say anything 'cause he's too busy French kissing the statue of the Humpbacked witch.
And heads back to the Dungeons to face insanely laughing friends/enemies.
"My turn!" Theo cries relieved, spinning the wand as he quickly pulls on his tidy whities, which somehow, while he was gone, got tye-dyed pink and green.
Ginny::hides her wand looking innocent:
"Potter! Truth or Dare!" Theo whimpers as he pulls on his matching tye-dyed pants.
"Dare me!" Harry called looking brave.
Theo finally pulled on his Tye-dyed shirt, sitting down. "I dare you to... KISS DRACO! For TWO minutes!"
Harry::falls over:
Draco::jaw drops:
Everyone::leans forward eagerly:
Theo::smirk superiorly before falling over and hitting his head:
Harry swallowed hard. "Fine."
He quickly crawled into Draco's lap beside his own seat and firmly pressed his lips to the blondes'. after thirty seconds he had Draco pinned to the floor kissing him like there was no tomorrow while the others drooled.
"Times up." Hermione whined, not wanting to end their show.
Harry sat up, smirked down at Draco and crawled off him, sitting even closer then before. He reaches out and spun the wand. "Oh, Pansy Dearest? Truth or Dare?" He called sweetly.
Pansy eyed the snogged-happy boy. "Truth."
Harry leaned forward eagerly, "Is it true you're pregnant?"
Everyone::stares at Harry in shock:
Pansy: ... :bursts into tears:
"YES!" She sobs into her hands as everyone stares on.
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GML::is laughing too hard to speak:
Snape: KISSING THE STATUE::eyes wide::horrified:
GML::laughs harder:
D&H::join GML:
Snape::glares:
GML::wipes eye: That, was brilliant. :sigh: Absolutely hilarious.
Harry: Not to mention this whole fic is completely random.
GML: That's not true! I have most of the Truths and Dares pre-planned! Even some of who does them!
Draco: Still mostly random.
GML::huffs:
D&H::snicker:
GML: Shut up.
Draco: But you just 'huff'ed.
Harry::snickers:
GML: ARGH! Review! glares at D & H