3: Still playing
GoddessMoonLady
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GML: Shit... This is fun.
Draco: Round three Hmm?
GML: YUP! 3 0f 5!!grins like a loon!
Harry: Is Snape going to be kissing anymore inanimate objects?
GML: Don't know! We'll have to see when we get to the end, won't we!!beams!
Snape: I will most Certainly not be kis-
GML: Don't own 'HP'! Not that lucky, I'm afraid! READ ON! As always, tissues will be offered at the end of the chapter. !nods!
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GML: ON OUR LAST EPIS- er- CHAPTER:
Things started off with us finding out Draco isn't as 'naughty' as he wishes! The Penalty got changed. Someone is currently in ONLY her bra and panties. We have a FLASHER in our midst and his clothes got Tye-dyed. Someone is currently a DQ! evil grin We had a streaker in the halls and Snape was Frenching the HBW. A very Hott pair had a little lip action and someone's PREGNANT. gasps
We NOW re-enter the game, this time with a sobbing Pansy!
applause
"Okay, Pansy is in no condition to take her turn. Weasel, you do it." Blaise ordered hugging Pansy as she sobbed.
"Fine." Ron gave the wand a quick spin, "Zabini! Truth or Dare?"
"Mmmm..." She taps her chin, "Truth!"
Ron grins brushing his glittery pink wig-hair over his shoulder, "Is it true that you slept with Snape?"
Everyone!!stares at Ron!
"WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?" Blaise cryed looking horrified.
"He was bragging durring my detention the other night." Ron smirked, "So is that a 'yes'?"
Blaise!!looks outraged! That Son of a Bitch!
Pansy!!cries harder!
GML!!grin! Sevie is a BAD BOY!
Everyone!!once again ignores GML!
"Weeeelllll?" Ron drawled doing a startlingly acurate imitation of Draco.
Draco: Hey! I copyrighted that drawl!!is ignored!
"FINE! YES! My turn!" Blaise huffed and spun the wand. "Pansy! Truth or Dare, hun?"
Pansy wiped her eyes, glaring at Blaise. "Truth!"
Blaise grinned, "Who's the father?"
Pansy glared at Blaise, "YOU SLEPT WITH HIM YOU WHORE!"
Everyone!!shocked silence!
GML: Whoa... Jerry Springer moment... 'Students who are carrying their Professor's child and the other student who's his Mistress!' !cracks up laughing!
Players!!turn to stare at GML! Jerry Who?
GML!!rolls eyes! American show.
Players: Oh. !turns back to the game!
"Ummm... Pansy... Your turn to spin." Hermione interupted the two girls who looked like they were about to get into a bra and panty match (well, Blaise was in her bra and panties anyway), fighting over Snape.
Pansy sniffed, "I'll deal with you and that two-timer later!" She glared at Blaise before spinning the wand.
Theo whimpered as the wand stopped on him. He gulped and looked at Pansy's evilly glinting eyes, "D-dare."
Pansy!!evil grin!
Theo!!wets himself!
Everyone else!!shudder!!leans forward expectantly!
"I dare you to... sneek into Professor Snape's personal quarters and steal a pair of his boxers." Pansy grinned evilly.
Theo!!stares in horror!
"O-okay..." He stands whimpering. "Um... how do I get in?"
"His password is 'Sexy Daddy'." Blaise and Pansy informed him at the same time then glaring at each other.
Everyone: Sexy... Daddy... LOL!
Harry whips out his wand, "Viewing Screen On!" The viewing screen they had used to watch Theo before pops up as Theo leaves the room.
The group watch as Theo quickly slips into Snape's rooms, grabs a pair of boxers from the drawers, there are only two pairs in there, the rest are thongs, and quickly darts back out again.
Snape was returning to his quarters when he ran into Theo who was holding his boxers in plain sight.
"Mr. Nott, just where are you going with those?" Snape demands pointing at the boxers.
Theo!!trembles!
"Um... My Mum sent them. I was just going to put them away." He hides the boxers, which have the name "Severus 'Sex God' Snape" written in large pink letters accross the ass in plain sight, behind his back.
Everyone in the common room!!laughing their asses off!
"Indeed?" Snape drawled unbelievingly.
Draco: Dammit! That's MY Drawl!!glares at screen!
"Yes, sir. Now if you'll excuse me sir... Your fly's open!" Theo cried.
Snape looked down and Theo tore off down the hall, with Snape shouting "IT IS NOT!" after him.
He darts back into the Slytherin Common room and Brandeshes the boxers at Pansy, whom snatches them with an Evil look in her eyes.
Theo!!eyes Pansy wearilly! Umm... my turn...
Theo reaches out and spins the wand watching it turn and land on... "Draco! Truth or Dare?"
Draco smirks confidently, "Dare, of course." He pulls on his precious green to pink heart covered nightcap.
"I dare you to... Kiss Potter! Untill we tell you to stop!" Theo commanded pointing at Harry who looked a little too pleased with this.
GML!!grin! Let's all give Theo a ound of applause for giving us what we all want! Again!
Draco licked his lips and grinned, "My pleasure my dear Theo!" He leapt over into Harry's lap and started Snogging him senseless. His hands slid up under Harry's shirt tugging it up over his head and tossing it asside. He ran his fingers over Harry' chest exploring the Quiditch ripped muscles. Harry's fingers tangling in Draco's, now, messy blonde hair. Draco pushed Harry backwards onto his back as Harry slid his hands down and removed Draco's shirt.
Ron!!keels over!
Everyone else!!drools!
"ENOUGH ALREADY! MY POOR EYES!" Ron screamed when Draco started to grind his (not so) little soldier against Harry's.
Everyone (but H, D, & R)!!sends death glares at Ron for interupting! RON!
Ron!!whimpers!
GML!!walks over and smacks Ron upside the head! IDIOT! It was just getting good!
Draco climbed off of Harry pulling the smirking boy up beside him. They exchanged a look promising to continue this later, and Draco reached out to spin the wand.
"Granger; Truth or Dare?"
"Truth, Malfoy." Hermione grinned crossing her arms.
"Alright..." Draco thought for a second before an evil glint invaded his eye, "I heard a rumor recently about you and a certain dumb as a brick Slytherin. Is it true you slept with Crabbe?"
Everyone: WHAT!!stares disbelieving!
Hermione raised her chin proudly. "Yes, I did." She glanced around at everyone still staring. "What? Have you seen what that boy's packing in his breaches? It's Huge!" She licked her lips.
"Hermione!" Ron cried horrified. He turned green and fainted landing on his nack exposing his spangled orange thongs to the whole group.
Hermione eyed his prone form and shrugged, My turn!"
Everyone!!nods numbly!
Annnnddd... "Harry! Truth or Dare?"
"Well, I've haven't done one yet soo... Truth." Harry leaned back on his elbows exposing his washboard stomache to the group (which Draco was eyeing with a string of drool dribbling down his chin).
Hermione grinned myscheviously, "Tell us one sexual secret about yourself."
"Hermione!" Harry cried staring at his best friend (not the DQ KOed on the floor but the female wearing his boxers) in shock.
Hermione!!smirks pleased not relenting!
Ron!!Out Cold!
Everyone else!!peers at Harry!
GML!!snickers!
Harry blushed to the roots fo his black hair. "Ihaveatoefetish" He said really quickly jumbling it all up.
"What was that, Harry, love?" Hermione asked placing a hand behind her ear, "We didn't catch that."
Harry's face grew brighter. "I said I have a toe fetish!" He all but shouted.
Silence...
Blaise!!snicker!
Everyone: lol!
Pansy smirked, "I always knew you liked this you can stick in your mouth." Everyone cracked up even more.
Harry coughed into his hand, "My turn to spin!" He quickly spun the wand. "Ginny! Truth or Dare?" He cried in relief to draw attention to someone else.
"Truth." Ginny smiled innocently.
Harry leaned forward, "What is one of your naughtiest secrets?"
Ginny smirked pleased, "Why, Harry, pet, don't you know? I like to Striptease." She winked suggestively at him. Harry eyed her appreciatively causing Draco to glare at her and wrap his arms around Harry's waist possesively.
"Bitch..." Draco muttered pulling Harry closer to him.
"Ginny, your turn!" Hermione chirped happily.
Ginny started to reach for the wand and stoped. "Game pause! I gotta go visit the little Witches' room!" She jusmped up and scampered out of the room as the rest of the group stared after her.
"Don't take too long! The rest of us would like to continue taking our turns with the fun stick!" Pansy shouted after her.
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GML!!grins pleased! I thought I'd NEVER get this chapter out!
Snape: Hey! I do not wear boxers with Pink writting on them!
Draco!!smirk! nope, the writting's actually lime green.
GML!!stares at D strangely! I thought I just made that up...
Harry: Wait! How the Hell do you know!!peers at D!
Draco: Probably the same way you do.
GML!!evil grin!
Snape!!glares! I should take points away for the content of this chapter!
GML!!snicker! He's just POed because now his two little playmates know what he's up to. smirk I think everyone can guess my favorite part of this chapter. licks lips OK, For the record there are just TWO chapters left. I need 3 truths for Chapter 4, for Pansy, Harry, and Hermione. I'm now also taking suggestions for Chapter 5 which will be a MUCH longer one (think 2 chapters in 1) so make them as BIG and FLASHY funny as possible!
Harry: That chapter is going to be scaaaaary...
GML!!smirk! Yup! Now, The sooner you review the sooner I can get to work on Chapter 4!!waves excitedly!