Mimiko: Oi! Just a quick note. My OC's and my friend's OC will not be the main topic of the story. I had one story that got deleted because of something like that. Just wanted to clear that up.

Hiei: You probably deserved it.

Mimiko: No I didn't! I'm a sweet, delicate flower! –presses random buttonnearby building blows up-

Hiei: OO

(I own neither YYH or Yugi-Oh )

Youko rubbed his head in frustration as he pondered something. "How hard is it to find TWO demon girls!" He exclaimed as he began to pull his hair. Which somehow immediately grew back. Kuronue was, for reasons unknown, very fascinated by this and decided it would be okay to pull his own hair out to see if it would grow back as Youko's did. Kuronue grabbed a chunk of hair and ripped it out quickly. "Ah! Ow! No! Now I'm going bald!" Kuronue said holding his head in pain. Marik boldly stepped forward. "Let us consult my long, hard, rod!" He said holding up his millennium rod. Suddenly there came a loud laughing noise in the background which faded away in a few seconds and left Marik, most of all very confused. "What's so funny?

Then, Ioa and Mimiko ran as fast as their legs could carry them and made a break for the door. Lucky for them, the door was open. Actually there was no door left, seeing as how the wall where the door used to be was now a pile of rocks. So, they did not break the door, for there was no door, but managed to jump out of the hole in the wall. "WAHA! HUZZAH!" They exclaimed as they both ran into Wal-Mart. "Noooo!" Kuronue whined. Youko's eyes widened as he watched the girls run into the store from hell. "You did that on purpose!" Youko said pointing at the two figures. Then, somehow, Bakura got out of the dryer and stood beside the hole in the wall. "NO BOOBIES! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Ooooooo…. Ha ha!" Bakura was truly saddened his hormones were not being pleased but did find great joy to find his bouncy balls again.

Marik barely noticed the absence for he was still pondering what had been so funny. He concentrated so hard that his face began to get red as a cherry. Then, without warning the unthinkable happened. Marik… had farted. Marik realized his mistake too late and began to blush. Youko covered his nose quickly. "Disgusting! I can't breathe!" Marik looked around. "No! It was him!" Marik said pointing to a small chipmunk sitting on the staircase. "Cheep?" "Shame on you for passing wind!" Marik said trying to cover up his own mistake. The chipmunk hung his head in shame and then exploded the next second. "AH! HOLY SHIT!" The men exclaimed as they backed away from the mass of chipmunk guts that had been launched onto the wall.

They all left the house and carefully, walked over to Wal-Mart. Bakura went up to the wall of Wal-Mart and poked it with his foot. Youko rolled his eyes. "It's not going to bite you or anything." Then the wall began to growl. "Ah!" Bakura said as he ran behind Marik. "Marik…. It's staring at me." Marik reached into his pocket and pulled out a cracker and threw it over to the wall, hoping it would be pleased. Then, JcPenny's and Target started to fight over the cracker like vicious animals. Afraid for their lives, the four demons walked into Wal-Mart. When they walked into Wal-Mart they heard a, "Ding!" "Ah!" They all said. "Look!" Youko whispered pointing to the camera. "They're watching us!" Kuronue hugged himself. "I feel so violated." Marik picked up Bakura by the feet and prodded the camera with him. "Jeez, Bakura, you're heavy." "Oh! So now I'm fat!" Bakura said folding his arms. Marik dropped Bakura. "In a way." He replied. "WAAAAH!" Bakura began. "I'm going to stuff myself with Fig Newtons and Chips Ahoy cookies so I can fill the empty void inside of me! WAAAAAAHHHHH!" Bakura then ran off the snack aisle of the store. The three demons just stood there and shrugged their shoulders and proceeded without him.

Kuronue wandered off to the products aisle and looked at the perfume. "Sugar cane and candy apple." He read off of a perfume label. "Oh nummy!" Kuronue picked up the Perfume and sprayed in his mouth. "Ah! He said. "Ah! He said again as he rolled around on the ground. Kuronue then threw the perfume across the aisle. "You instrument of Satan!" He hollered. Marik steped forward. "My rod will help!" Then everyone in the store paused and proceeded to laugh at Marik. Then went on about their lives. Marik plopped down onto the floor. "I still don't get it!" He said beginning to pout. Kuronue slammed his hand on the floor. "YOU'RE WORKING FOR THEM! AREN'T YOU!" He shouted trying his best interrogate some deodorant. Then he scurried over to Youko. "It's a conspiracy…." He whispered.

Mimiko and Ioa could be seen the demons now. They were running around the store making up their own theme song. "DUN NA NAAA! BUM! BUM BA DUN! NUN….. NAAAA! They sang. Suddenly a girl fell from the sky. "AAAAAHHHHH!" Kuronue tried to catch her, but aborted the mission at the last second because he had a spilt end. The girl fell flat on her face on the floor. "Ow…." "That was new." Youko said right before a donkey fell from the sky as well. Marik did not notice anything for he was still pondering what was so gosh darn funny. Then the girl spoke, "I am the enchantress known as TIM! Wait no that's t not right! Mihana! Yeah, that's it!" "How about Rob?" Kuronue suggested. "No! I got my name changed last week!" She jumping on Youko's head. "You don't know me! I'm not like that! Damn those chickens of the underworld." She said running off, flailing her arms as if something was after her. The demons just stared blankly as the girl ran off.

Then Marik gasped. "You thought I was talking about my penis!" He said loudly. "MY penis! Why were you thinking about that! You sick, sick perverts!" He hollered pointing to Mimiko and Ioa. Mimiko and Ioa stared at Marik then simply walked away. Bakura could then be seen walking towards everyone stuffing himself full of Lucky Charms. "WHY CAN'T YOU SEE ME FOR WHO I AM!" He said grabbing a nearby victim. The victim screamed and ran away. "Even total strangers hate me!" Bakura said plopping down on the floor. A small child came up behind Bakura and gave him a hug. "I wuv you!" "Really?" Bakura asked turning around. The child saw that Bakura had bloodshot eyes and meesed up hair and screamed. "It's GODZIIIIWAAAAAAAAA!" Then everyone in the store began breaking things for no apparent reason. The demons quickly ran into the employee's bathroom and locked the door. Marik pointed at the wall. "Okay from now on! When I say 'rod' I don't mean my penis!" Youko began to bang his head against the wall while Bakura cried and Kuronue began yelling at the toilet paper for dissing his mama.

Mimiko: Okay! Chapter 2 is done!

Marik: I hate you.

Mimiko: Really?

Marik: Review. No flames……….. Pervert.

Mimiko: Tee hee.