BEM: Sorry, this story has already been written and focuses mainly on the DoH, but there is more Smallville as you get later on into the story, I promise.

Mel: Yeah…

Back in the General Luke was telling Rose about all the adventures he and Bo had had in Hazzard.

"So wait you mean you ended up at your own wake?" Rose asked in disbelief, "You're serious?"

"Yeah, apparently Rosco thought we drowned," Luke laughed.

"So you mean…."Rose began but was cut off by police sirens, "shit…"

"Hey, I worked for NASCAR too," Luke pointed out as he sped up and veered the car to the right causing the police car to copy the movement, "if that's the way it's going to be."

Luke took the car into the opposite lane where there were cars going the other way.

Rose's eyes went wide and gripped onto her seat, "Do you know what your doing?"

"You came for a thrill, you're going to get one," Luke replied veering the car to avoid a pick up truck.

Rose just held on to her chair as Luke avoided about three more cars.

"What are you doing?" Bo asked waking up then looked out the back window, "Oh…"

He watched as the police car was taken out by the pick up.

"Sweet," Rose remarked as she heard the crash, "that's more like it!"

Luke looked back quickly.

"Keep your eyes on the dang road!" Bo snapped grabbing the steering wheel and moving the General back into the right lane as a semi passed where they used to be.

"Thanks," Luke said, "but I saw that…"

This pattern went of for a couple of days, ending up in a new city each morning, dodging the police cars and then leaving Luke to drive the "Night shift" while Bo drove during the day.

One day however Bo woke up to discover that the General Lee was stuck in a major traffic jam.

"Where are we?" Bo asked yawning, stretching and trying to flatten his hair.

"I think the sign said Metropolis," Luke said, "You want to take over so I can get some sleep?"

Bo climbed into the front seat while Luke climbed into the back. Rose was dozing in her seat. He smiled and looked at his watch, it was 7: 30am, no wonder there was so much traffic.

He leaned his head against his chair and looked over at the car beside him, it was a dark limo, with slightly tinted windows, but you could still who was inside if you looked carefully. He was younger than Bo expected, he was bald…

"Oh god," Bo snapped leaning farther into the back of his seat, "Luke you had to get stuck in traffic with Lex Luthor beside us."

"What?" Luke asked groggily.

"Never mind, go back to sleep," Bo replied wishing he could just melt into the seat.

He heard angry yells and honking at him.

"What's going on?" Rose asked shaking her head and slowly opening her eyes, "why are they mad?"

Bo thought for a minute, "the roof."

"What?"

"The confederate flag is painted on the roof," Bo concluded, "outside of the south it's considered a racist symbol."

Lex shook his head and looked at the orange car beside him, that car was asking for trouble with a paint job like that…wait that car had passed through Smallville not long ago.

Lex's eyes went wide as he saw Mr. Kent in the driver's seat arguing with a beautiful young woman.

"We couldn't exactly cover the roof," Bo snapped back.

"They're going to start throwing stuff at us," Rose yelled, "do something!"

Lex pulled out his cell phone, "Hey, Karl, I've got a job for you…"

The traffic began moving and Bo found himself letting out a breath he didn't realize he'd been holding when they reached the front of the line, but then the light decided to turn red.

"Screw it," he grumbled wrenching the car to the side and heading to the right causing cars to swerve to avoid them.

"About time," Rose laughed as the angry honks got louder and Bo headed towards a construction site.

A police car began chasing after them.

"Hey are we going to be on TV?" Rose asked putting on a dab on lip gloss.

"I hope not," Bo grumbled as he headed towards a construction site and sounding the Dixie horn causing the workers to dive out of the way as the General was launch off a ramp they'd been using transport the dry cement they didn't need anymore.

Rose hadn't been expecting this and braced her feet against the side of the car.

"Wha-hoo!" she called once she found her voice, Bo grinned at her as they landed in a parking lot for a nearby building.

The police had tried the same trick one of them making it to the parking lot but the front of the car was crumpled like a toy.

"Come on, I'll show you a real car chase," Bo laughed as the General bolted out of the parking lot and into a crowded street.

"What's that noise?" Vance asked as he drove around a truck trying to avoid the traffic, she looked beside her to see the General baring down on him.

Bo's eyes went wide as he saw Vance's car, he jerked to the right causing the car to end up right beside each other.

"Hi," Bo said gasping for breath.

"You got the cops after you?" Maria asked leaning out the window.

"Yes," replied Rose giddily.

"Us too, you want to lose them together?" Vance asked, "and who's that?"

"Let's go," Bo replied grinning and the cousins drove off causing two of the police cars to crash behind them.

Vance looked back smiling; it was good to have Bo back.

Back in Smallville Chloe watch the Kent's TV in awe.

"Clark, the General Lee is on TV!" she called and Clark bolted into the room with Martha not far behind.

Clark and Martha had agreed that the arrival of the General Lee probably had to do something with Jonathan's abrupt "family emergency."

The all watched as the orange car and a black one not far behind jumped over the traffic leaving a trail of crashes behind them and tire tracks where they landed and sped off.

"Have the drivers been identified yet?" a reporter asked.

"No, but it is believed ex- NASCAR driver Bo Duke is driving the orange car known as the General Lee," replied another voice.

"Oh my god," Martha gasped as the orange car barely avoided colliding with a bus, "why would Jonathan know such people?"

Clark hated to admit he'd been wondering the same thing and winced as two more cop cars collided.

"You have to admit they're talented drivers," Chloe remarked as the black car veered onto the sidewalk causing pedestrians to jump out of the way and one cops car to speed right by them.

"Yah, but why are they doing it?" Martha asked, "I just don't see the point, look at all the people they're endangering…" she was cut off by the phone which she immediately picked up, "Hello?"

"Martha? It's Lex," Lex said as another news helicopter flew overhead, "I have some news for you about Jonathan…"