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A/N Sorry about not updating in a while, but we were a bit busy. Anyway, hope you enjoy the chapter!
Ding Dong!
Leon rung the door bell and stepped back a little. He and Wesker waited for a while until finally Chris opened the door. Chris went wide eyed as he saw who was at his door. He slowly closed the door and put on what sounded like five different locks. Leon gave Wesker a puzzled look. Wesker just shrugged.
"Uh, wait, don't worry Wesker I have a key!" As Leon was digging in his pocket for the key Wesker broke down the door and stepped inside. Wesker then yelled out, "Come on out, Redfield!"
Chris was currently hiding in a closet and overheard everything. After, Chris jumped out of the small closet and said, "Come on, I ain't afraid of you no more! Bring it on!" As he said this, he ran towards Wesker in an attempt to clothesline him, but he was stopped because Wesker grabbed his neck before he could do anything.
" You hurt Chris. I'll kill you, you son of a bitch!" said Leon as he grabbed a china vase. He was about to hit Wesker on the head with it, but he got backhanded and went crashing into the nearby big screen tv. Pain rushed through his body as he was being shocked over and over again.
Back with Wesker and Chris...
Wesker slammed Chris against the wall and started to punch him in the stomach again and again. He began to laugh as Chris coughed up blood. Wesker just threw him around, gave him a kick or a punch here and there, then he threw him into the kitchen.
Chris gave out a painful groan and saw Wesker coming into the kitchen. "Oh man, I'm so dead now." Chris felt relief as Wesker walked pass him. What he didn't expect Wesker to do was go to the refrigertor!
Wesker scanned through the refrigerator and finally took a bottle of extremly spicy hot sauce out. He made his way over to Chris and snickered as he saw him beg for mercy.
"No.. please... HAVE MERCY!" said Chris. Wesker jammed the bottle into Chris's mouth and began squeezing it. Chris's face turned crimson red and he tried to yell out for help, but to no avail. After a while, Wesker looked up and saw a now burned up Leon holding a rocket launcher. (where he got it, no one knows.) " Oh shit! Leon, don't you even think about it!" yelled Wesker.
" SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" When Leon pulled the trigger, confetti and a sign that said Happy New Year! blew out of the rocket launcher. Wesker picked up a toaster and threw it at Leon. It hit him on the head and he went flying back to the living room. He crashed into a bookcase and it fell on top of him. Looks like he'll be out for a while...
Wesker emptied the rest of the bottle into Chris's mouth. After, he gave Chris a good kick in the ribs, just for the heck of it. Suddenly, he heard the door open.
Claire and Jill stepped inside the house and dropped their groceries as they saw the now wrecked house. "What the hell happened here?" said Jill. Claire made her way over to the fallen bookcase and said, " Hey, help me lift this up" They both picked up the bookcase, but it slammed back down, crushing poor Leon. "Ugh, forget it, Claire. We can't lift it, we need Chris to do it. Speaking of Chris, where is he?"
"I don't know, CHRIS? WHERE ARE YOU?" Claire was about to search for him in one of the rooms, when all of a sudden she heard Chris call out, "HELP!" Claire glanced at Jill and they both threw their grocery bags on top of the bookcase. When they got to the kitchen they gasped as they saw Wesker beating up a now unconscious Chris.
"AAAAHHHH! Chris! Jill, quick, go get the hair dye we bought for Chris!" Jill ran into the living room and looked for the can of red hair dye in the bags on top of the bookcase.
muffled "Ughh. Help me." "Leon, is that you? Sorry, but I can't help you right now. Wait just a sec, okay?" muffled "No! Please! You gotta help me!" What Leon just said had no affect whatsoever, for Jill found what she was looking for and had ran back into the kitchen.
When Jill returned to the kitchen, she was surprised to see Claire on Wesker's back, hitting him on the head with closed fists. "Get off of me, you crazy bitch!"
"No one beats up my brother, but me! Jill, throw me the can!" Jill did so and as soon as Claire caught it, she took off the cap and sprayed the red hair dye all over Wesker's blonde, slicked back hair.
" Ha! Take that. It's permenent, you know!" Wesker was getting really pissed off right about now, so he threw Claire off his back. Claire went crashing into Jill and they both got knocked unconscious.
Wesker immediatly went running into the bathroom and saw what Claire had done to his hair. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Back with Leon...
After being trapped under a heavy bookcase for about an hour, Leon is about ready to pass out. He tried to lift it off, but found he was too tired. Finally, he spotted a very long and thick book. It read, Icons of the Century.
Leon thought of and idea. He lifted the bookcase up just enough to stick the book under it. He first made sure everything was stable, then he slowly started to crawl out from underneath the bookcase.
Sudenly, the bookcase came crashing down on Leon's right leg. He tried really hard to hold back the tears as he thought, " Damnit, this is all Wesker's fault!" Then, he tried to pull his leg out from underneath the bookcase.
He looked all around for something to help, but found nothing. Then he took everything he had out of his pockets. He had a paper clip and a small plastic spoon. He also saw a small axe under the bookcase. He grabbed that too. He thought about his choices and could only think of one. To cut his own leg off!
He whimpered a little, and then raised the small axe, but just as he brought it down the axe's blade went flying off. " Oh, come on!" He whimpered even more as he put what remained of the axe in his mouth. After, he hesitently grabbed that plastic spoon and jammed it into his right leg. As he did this, he bit down on the axe's handle that he had in his mouth.
He did this repetedly again and again until he started to black out...
Back with the others...
Claire, Jill, and Chris are now conscious again and they walked slowly into the living room. " Where did he go?" said Chris. Jill scanned the room until, finally, she remembered that Leon was under the bookcase.
"Oh my god! I almost forgot! Chris help me lift the bookcase off Leon's leg!" Chris lifted up one side as Jill lifted up the other. Claire pulled Leon onto the couch. " God damn! What in the hell did he do to his leg?" yelled Chris in disgust.
" I tried to cut it off, seeing as how no one wanted to help me!" Leon gave Jill an angry look as he said this. "But Leon, it was your other leg that was stuck under the bookcase."
" Alright anyway, Claire. time to call in the homegirls!" Jill said this as she took out her cell phone. Immediatly, Leon snatched it out of Jill's hands and chucked it across the room while screaming, "Noo!" " Hey! My phone! Why'd you do that?"
"Because Ashley is in your damn club. And the last thing I need right now is that annoying voice screaming Help! Leon! Okay?"
" You son of a bitch! That cost money you know!" "You think I give a shit?"
Jill was on the verge off smacking Leon and she would've done it, had they not been interupted by a mexican song that was being played outside. Leon stood up and peeked out the window, only to see Carlos riding a donkey, wearing a sombrero, and also holding a pot of coffee in one hand.
Leon, surprisingly yelled out, "Hola!" Carlos yelled out, "Hola Senor!" Leon limped into the kitchen and came back with a coffee mug. He then opened the window and stuck out the mug. Carlos got off his donkey and walked over to Leon. He then began to pour some of his coffee into Leon's mug.
After that, Carlos said, "Disfruta un buen cafe." Translation: Enjoy some good coffee. Leon replied "Gracias Senor." Carlos nodded and then he got back on his donkey and left.
Leon took a sip of his columbian coffee and turned to look at the other people, who were staring at him. Claire breaks the silence by saying, "What was that all about?"
A/N We will try to update as soon as possible. Also, sorry about this chapter being so short, but we had some problems and had to cut it a little shorter then we planned. Don't forget to review people! We could really use some. Happy New Year everyone!