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a/n Sorry we forgot to say this in chapter two, but we will not be writing the story in script form anymore.
Chris, Leon, Claire, and Jill were currently sitting in the living room. Leon was still drinking his columbian coffee he got from Carlos. Every sat in silence until they head footsteps coming from the hall.
Wesker appeared with his new RED hair. They all turned to see him and started cracking up, despite the fact that Wesker was ready to kill everyone in the room.
"Wesker... what happened... to your... hair?" asked Leon in between bursts of laughter. Chris said, " I think Jill sprayed it on him!"
Wesker was filled with rage as everyone continued to laugh at him. He yelled out, " I'll kill all of you if you don't shut the fuck up!" But no one paid any attention to him and were still laughing. Chris fell to the floor, holding his stomach. Leon was laughing too, until he saw Wesker's eyes glowing red again. He knew what that meant.
" STOP LAUGHING, GUYS!" But no one listened to Leon. He just shook his head, for he knew what was going to happen. Chris yelled out, "Ketchup Head!" "That's it! I've had enough of this shit!"
Wesker, fueled with anger, ran up to Chris with inhuman speed and kicked him. Chris was sent flying and hit the wall, causing it to crack. Claire and Jill stopped laughing. " You Men In Black piece of shit! You hurt Chris again!" said Leon as he took one final sip of his coffee and threw the rest at Wesker's face.
"Son of a bitch!" Wesker was now more angrier since Leon threw the coffee all over his sunglasses. Leon let out a war cry as he made a flying leap towards Wesker. Wesker, on the other hand would have hit Leon away, had Claire not hung on to his arm. "Get the hell off me!" Leon began biting Wesker's arm as hard as he could.
Claire saw what Leon was doing and also started biting Wesker's other arm. Jill saw her chance and ran over to the phone in the kitchen. She dialed Rebecca's number and watched the fight between Claire, Leon, and Wesker meantime Rebecca picked up the phone. " Rebecca, it's Jill. I need you to call everyone and tell them to come to my house, NOW!" After she hung up the doorbell rang. She opened the door and in came Rebecca, armed with a large piece of wood and nails sticking out of it, Ada, armed with a metal bat, Sherry, with a metal wrench, Annette had a hockey stick, and Ashley, with a hockey mask on, had a large chainsaw.
Wesker got Leon off of his arm by throwing his arm around. Leon tried to hold on, but he finally lost his grip and slammed into Chris, who was lying on the floor. Wesker still had Claire on his other arm, however. "Get off me, you barbie piece of shit!" He would've easily knocked her off, but froze when he saw all the armed women standing a few feet away from him. " Oh, hell no..." was all Wesker got to say before they all dived toward him.
After some struggling, punching, kicking, yelling, etc. they somehow managed to restrain Wesker by holding down his arms and legs. With Jill and Rebecca holding Wesker's arms and Ada, along with Annette, holding his legs, Ashley tried to start up her chainsaw. Claire yells out, "Cut this fucker in half Ashley!" But Ashley was still trying to start the chainsaw. She was too weak to start it, but after about five tries, she finally got it to start.
Ashley put on her hockey mask and slowly made her way over to Wesker. She lifted up the chainsaw and held it there for a second. Wesker closed his eyes and spat out "oh shit.." as Ahsley brought the chainsaw down. Surprisingly, Wesker opened his eyes and saw the chainsaw on the floor. He heaved out a sigh of relief. Ashley, on the other hand, caught sight of Leon and immediatly ran over to him.
As Leon regained consciousness, he spotted Ashley running towards him. " Get away from me. Don't come any closer!" He then ran to the bathroom, slammed the door shut, and locked it. " Oh, please come out, Leon!" Leon leaned against the door and yelled out, " No way! Go to hell!" In a singsong type voice " If you don't come out, I'll havre to break the door down!" " You do that!"
Ashley just shrugged and walked off to retrieve the chainsaw. When she got to the living room, she saw all the girls surrounding Wesker. She moved a little closer to see what they were doing. Wesker was on a chair, tied up with ropes, metel chains, and several pad locks. When they finished, Rebecca stuffed a little towel into his mouth. muffled " I'll kill you all, bitches!"
Jill noticed Ashley watching them and said, " Feel free to step in at any time!" She ignored Jill and picked up her chainsaw. She then headed back to the bathroom door.
Meanwhile, Leon was hiding behind the shower curtains. He suddenly saw a blade, that seemed to belong to a chainsaw, cut a hole through the door. " Shit!" Leon came out from behind the curtain and said, " Ashley, before you continue with this madness, there's something you need to know... The president's been shot!" Ashley then dropped the chainsaw and said, " Daddy! Noo!" while running out the front door.
Leon let out a sigh and slowly opened the door, making sure Ashley was really gone for good. Once he saw that the coast was claer, he made his way over to the living room. When he got there, he saw Claire, Jill, and Chris seated in what looked like a triangle, around Wesker, who was tied up to a roller chair. Claire yelled out, " Chris throw him over to me!" Chris nodded and grinned as he threw the chair Wesker was on over to Claire.
Claire then rolled him over to Jill and Jill to Chris. Leon grabbed Wesker's chair and paused Jill, Claire, and Chris's little game. " Come on, people, leave the poor guy alone. I mean, really, he has red hair for god's sake!" muffled sarcasticly " Oh, thanks, Kennedy..."
Hours later, everyone settled down. Chris was sitting on a chair in front of Wesker, eating a bowl of popcorn. He chuckled as he threw a piece of popcorn to Wesker's face. As Chris threw the popcorn, Wesker growled with anger. His eyes also started to glow red... again.
Chris noticed this, but just threw more popcorn at Wesker. He eventually got bored of throwing popcorn, so he got up and stood in front of Wesker. Slowly, he reached for Wesker's sunglasses. Chris snatched them off Wesker's face, revealing red cat-like eyes staring back at him with anger. If looks could kill, Chris would be dead.
Chris put the sunglasses near his face, but heard Wesker say, muffled " Don't you dare put them on, Redfield!" He ignored him and put them on. The second that Chris put the sunglasses on, Wesker went hysterical and started struggling to get his hands on Chris. muffled " SON OF A BITCH! MOTHER FUCKER! I SWEAR I"LL KILL YOU!" Leon came running into the room and said, " What's going on here! Damn it, Chris, just give him his sunglasses back. You know how he gets when someone takes them away." Wesker had struggled so much, that he tipped the chair over.
Chris simply said, " Fine" and gave them to Leon. Once Leon got a hold of them, he put the chair upright again. Then he placed the sunglasses back on Wesker's face. He let Wesker calm down and then said, " Oh, Wesker, William Birkin called and said that he has a place for us somewhere in Racoon forest. I'm just gonna go grab my coat and we'll be outa here."
muffled " Okay." Leon removed the towel from Wesker's mouth and threw it aside. " Don't go anywhere." " Very funny." Leon then went upstairs to get his coat. Seconds later, Chris stepped behind Wesker's chair and rolled the chair through the front door, chuckling.
Wesker struggled a bit and said, " Where are you taking me?" Chris stopped the chair in the middle of the road. Wesker saw the steep road that lay before him and realized what Chris was gonna do. At that moment Leon came out of the house, wearimg his RE 4 coat, and spotted Chris in the middle of the road. " Chis, don't do it..." Chris just smiled and slowly pushed Wesker down the steep road.
Leon watched in terror as Wesker zoomed down the road. " Oh shit, what am I gonna do?" Luckily, Leon saw two kids riding bikes. He stepped in front of them and yelled out, " Get off your bike!" The kid looks at his friend and then looks at Leon again and says, " No way, go to hell, loser!" Leon drew his handgun and pointed it at the kid, yelling, "NOW!" Both kids whimpered, dropped their bikes, and ran away. Leon quickly got on the bike and made his way down hill.
He pedalled as fast as he could until he caught up with Wesker. Then he attatched a hook to one of Wesker's chains. " Hang on, Wesker, we're going to Birkin's!" said Leon as he pedalled on, pulling a still tied up Wesker.
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