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" Kennedy! Watch out for that damn car!"
Leon swerved out of the car's way and pedalled on. After about a half an hour later they finally arrive at Birkin's place. Leon got off the bike and went to untie Wesker from the chair. While Leon was thinking of a way to get all the chains off Wesker, William Birkin came out and said, "Hell- Wesker! WTF happened to you? Why are you all tied up?"
" Those damn Redfields did it." Birkin was trying to hold back his laughter, but Wesker still heard him and asked, "What the hell's so funny?" " N- nothing. How about we get you both inside and then we'll get the chains off. By the way, what's up with your hair, Wesker?" He ignored the question and mumbled something under his breath.
Once inside, Birkin rolled Wesker into his lab. " Alright, Wesker, this solution I made should change your hair back to normal or it might turn it purple. Are you willing to take that risk?" " Yes. Just do the damn thing already. But aren't you going to take the chains off first. They're a bit uncomfortable."
Birkin got his supplies ready as he said, " No, Wesker, we should leave them on until after the procedure." " Why?" Leon interupted by saying, " If for some reason your hair does turn purple, you'll be in chains and you won't hurt us." " Sons of bitches! You can't do this to me!" " Calm down, Wesker." said Birkin as he smeared something purple into Wesker's hair. Leon, for some reason, is currently covering his eyes.
An hour passed and finally Birkin yelled out, " Success! Leon, hand me that mirror beside you." Leon did, but knocked over a bunch of vials and test tubes in doing so. Birkin gave Leon an angry glare and snatched the mirror away from Leon. He put the mirror in front of Wesker's face and stepped back. " How do you like it?" " It's better than red hair. That's for sure. What did you use, anyway?" " I used the G-virus. I needed an experiment, anyway, so I tested it on you."
" WHAT! You better hope that there aren't any side effects, or I'll kill you!" " Don't worry. If my calculations are correct, then there shouldn't be any. Now, to get these chains off..." Leon got up from where he was sitting and blurted out, " We could use a chainsaw!" Birkin then said, " Excellent idea, young lad." Leon gave Birkin a puzzled look then shook his head. Leon went to grab the chainsaw from a nearby table and turned it on.
"You might want to close your eyes, Wesker." said Leon as he began cutting through the chains. " Kennedy, I'd much rather prefer Birkin to- ARRGG! Damn it! You cut me!" Leon pulled back as he exclaimed, " Chains are off! Hmm, and to think that my Woodshop teacher gave me an F. Oh, and Wesker, you're bleeding a little on your chest." "Yeah, no shit!" Birkin, totally not caring about Wesker's injury, states, "Wesker, I am in need of a favor." "What?" "I need you to go get me some Hunters. That way, I'll be able to make my famous fried Hunter legs.
Leon had a disgusted look on his face. He asked, "Uh.. Hunter legs? I'll go get 'em for you, but I ain't eating nothing!" Birkin looked enraged and simply said, "Fuck you." Now it was Leon's turn to be enraged as he yelled out, "Fuck me? Fuck you, Motherfucker!" After, he pounced on Birkin and started slap fighting. Wesker walked toward Leon, picked him up by his shirt collar, and said, "Let's go."
As Wesker neared the door, Birkin yelled out to Leon, "I bet you don't even have an e-mail address!" Leon muttered under his breath, "What's that supposed to mean?"
Outside, Wesker walked over to Birkin's jeep and threw Leon onto the ground. "Hey, Wesker, we don't have Birkin's car keys though." Wesker pulled out the car keys from his pocket and said, "Yes we do. Get in"
About ten miles away from Birkin's place, Wesker and Leon arrive at a Hunter stand and get out of the car.
As they near the stand, Leon greeted the guy, who was currently sitting on a chair near his truck, by saying, "Good afternoon." The guy stood up and replied in a southern acscent, "Good afternoon. How ya'll doin?" Wesker interupted by saying, "Yeah whatever. What do you have for us?"
The guy pointed to a large cage filled with three hunters and said, "Well, we got these real cute Resident Evil Remake Hunters." Wesker said, "Yeah I see them." The man then pointed to another cage and said, "We got them nice, long legged Code: Veronica X Hunters." Wesker looked up from the cage and said, "Code: Veronica X? Yeah, I like them. I'll take a Code: Veronica X. Two of them."
While Wesker was talking, the guy gave Wesker a weird look. As the guy puts his hands up a bit he asks, "... Now, ya'll ain't planning on fucking these Hunters, are ya?" Wesker stood in silence, obviously angered by what the guy had just said. "... What the fuck are you getting at?" As he said this, he drew out his killer7 and aimed it at the guy's chest. He then yelled, "DO YOU FUCK HUNTERS?"
The guy scoffs and puts his hands down. Then, he says,"Well, I have thought about fuckin' some Hunters beforeay." Wesker gives the guy a puzzled look. The guy continued by saying, "If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can cut that Hunter's head off, and stick your dick in that ass of that Hunter and that damn Hunter 'll go crazy on your ass and go RRRROOOAAARRR!"
Leon gives Wesker a puzzled look and continues to stare at the guy. Wesker says, "Are you saying that I would cut off a Hunter's head, put my dick in it, fuck it, and go "aaahhh!". Are you accusing me of fucking a Hunter, motherfucker?" Wesker, again, aims his killer7 at the guy. The guy puts huis hands back up and says, "No, I ain't call you a Hunter fucker, but boy over there (points to Leon) looks sexually frustrated and... I don't approve of Hunter fuckin'"
Suddenly, Leon started yelling, "You hear what he called me, Wesker?" The guy interupted and said sarcastically, "My mistake, my mistake." Leon went on yelling, "He called me a fucking Hunter fucker!" Wesker now interupted and yelled out, "Go grab the fucking Hunters, Kennedy!" Leon hesitated a bit and then muttered something as he went to grab the Hunters. Wesker handed the guy a five dollar bill and said, "Here's five." "Appreciate it, thank y'all.
Leon yelled out, "He's a Hunter fucker!" as he held a cage filled with two Hunters. Wesker then says, "Whatever, Kennedy. Just put the Hunters back there." They both got into the jeep, when Wesker said, "Next time we're going somewhere else." Leon points to the guy and yells, "We ain't never buying Hunters from him again, Wesker." "I know." As they drive away, Leon turns around and yells, "You inbred, INBRED!" while flipping the guy off.
A/N In the next chapter the Ashfords will make an appearence.Sorry for the short chapters lately, but don't worrythis will probibly be the last short chapter from now on.R&R!