There are five teenagers in this story:
VICTOR STONE.
A cyborg who eats like a machine.
RAVEN ROTH.
A half demon who shuts herself to the world.
KORIAND'R.
A shallow alien princess who thinks looks are the most important thing.
GARFIELD LOGAN.
A changeling who does nothing but play video games all day long.
AND DICK GRAYSON.
A hero obsessed with fighting crime.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
WOAH! I haven't updated my Aladdin spoof story in a LONG time! (If you haven't read it, GO AND DO IT!). I excuse myself for that. But I promise I will finish it… later. But I had to do this first. I seriously had to do this. And if I didn't do it before, it's because I've been too busy lately.
Anyway, it's basically a "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" spoof, but I've done some… minor… changes Giggles like Mr. Wonka. I also recommend to read Twilight Athena's "Robin and the Chocolate Factory", the first-I think-Teen Titans/Charlie spoof ever, and it's very funny! And, don't worry, Athena, my story won't be like yours, you will see… you will all see…
DISCLAIMER:
I don't own Teen Titans, nor do I own Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Warner Brothers owns both… damn them!
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PrOlOgUe
The whole city slept.
It was a dark night, a white night. It was snowing, but no one knew it.
The whole city slept; not even the brave vigilantes, from their T-shaped tower, would know what was about to happen that night.
For the whole city slept…
Minus one.
A dark figure walked slowly through the city. It was a tall, slim figure. It really wasn't intimidating, and if someone had seem him, they wouldn't believe he was something special. However, this mysterious character walked with a kind of natural grace that made you said: "That dude is some serious shit!"
The man was wearing a huge black coat and a black top hat. He was holding a rather funny looking cane: It was made of a see-through material and was filled with small candies of different colours, and it had a black and white striped ball on the top.
Although the man was not walking fast, he soon reached the end of the city. He kept walking until he reached the top of a hill. Behind him, the whole city was visible, exposed to his sight; and in front of him, an old yet magnificent building sat. He looked up, at the double 'W' crowning the iron gates, and ignoring the chains that locked them, he pushed the gates gently. As if it was magic, the gates opened, producing the slightest noise. The man then let out an excited girlie giggle uncharacteristic for a guy his age. He shut himself up, and looked around, worried that he had been heard. When he found no one, his face filled with excitement and he looked up at the factory.
Yes, the factory.
Although it was still a terrific sight, the factory was not as great as it has been before. The windows were now broken, the façade needed a hand of painting, and the once magnificent front doors now hung open painfully, covered in graffiti which indicated this was some kids' doing.
The kids… the horrible kids…
Forcing himself not to think about that, the man started walking towards the doors. He walked slowly, but he was breathing fast. He was trembling. He was nervous. When he couldn't fight it any longer, he jumped up in the air and began running. Then he reached the doors, and stopped. He started walking slowly again, gazing everything. The walls, just like the doors, were covered in graffiti, and the red carpet on the floor had been bitten, pooped on and stepped on with muddy shoes. The man didn't care, he kept walking as thought he was a king looking at his beautiful palace for the first time. He walked on and on until he reached a door, which he opened slowly. Inside, a different sight awaited him.
This was where the true factory was. Cold, grey machinery as far as he could see. He looked up: once again, never ending machinery, as thought as the room had no ceiling at all. The man smiled: some of the machines were broken, but it was nothing that couldn't be fixed. He heard a squealing noise and looked down, and there in the ground, was a little white mouse. Apparently, the man was stepping on its tail.
"Hey, don't be afraid." The man said. Then he bent down and picked the mouse up.
"Well, aren't you a great little mouse? Would you like to be my friend? Yes, we could be friends, imagine what we could achieve together. I thing I will call you… Socrates."
Then the man heard more squealing sounds and looked down. Dozens of mice and rats had come out to see the newcomer, and were now surrounding the man.
"Why, this is great! You can all be my friends! You can help me bringing this place back to life!" The man said excited. "Lets move on, then! There's plenty of stuff to do!"
Amazingly enough, the rodents did as they were told. They started stepping on the right buttons, pushing the right levers, and getting inside the broken down machines and fixing them. Pretty soon everything was working again: The ovens were on, the knifes were cutting, the vats were mixing, the chimneys were smoking, the wheels were slowly going round and round, and the cogs began to grind and pound.
All this made a great noise, and soon the white smoke from the chimneys filled the sky and the smell of chocolate filled the air. But no one noticed, because the whole city slept.
The man then went to one of the broken windows, and gazed at the city below him.
"Look, Socrates." He said as he petted the white mouse in his arms. "They have no idea I'm back. But it's OK. Pretty soon they will know. Pretty soon, they will all remember my name. Pretty soon, they will hail me like their king… Pretty soon, Jump City will be mine."
The man started to giggle again, and his giggles grew until they turned into a maniac laughter.
Then, the image faded to black, and the Teen Titans' theme song started playing, marking the beginning of a new episode. But as Ami and Yumi began singing, their voices were muffled and replaced by a new one: the mysterious man's voice, who apparently had invented his own lyrics:
When there's candy you know who to blame…
Willy Wonka!
Once you taste them life won't be the same…
Willy Wonka!
They're as addictive as drugs or beer
But if you got them, there's nothing to fear
You will feel the Heavens getting near…
Willy Wonka, GO!
Some say I waist milk by making fudge…
Willy Wonka!
Never met a cow that cared too much…
Willy Wonka!
If Nirvana you cannot find
Then I really need to remind
Eat the sweets so I can control your mind…
Willy Wonka, GO!
Willy Wonka, GO!
If your heart is bitter, better watch out
Surrender to the luscious sweet
Candy keeps the world going round and round
It brings joy to all the KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!
All the sappy KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!
W-I-L-L-Y, W-O-N-K-A! WILLY WONKA! SAY HEY!
W-I-L-L-Y, W-O-N-K-A! WILLY WONKA! SAY HEY!
W-I-L-L-Y, W-O-N-K-A! WILLY WONKA! SAY HEY!
W-I-L-L-Y, W-O-N-K-A! WILLY WONKA! IS NOT GAY!
Then, the guitar solo started playing, but oddly enough, it was played by an Oompa Loompa with a giant guitar. As this happened, the Teen Titans appeared.
"Dude!" Said Beast Boy. "That guy is singing our theme song… WRONG!"
"Shhh…" Said Cyborg. "I wanna know what he says next…"
Then, the Oompa Loompa appeared behind the Titans and smashed his giant guitar on their heads. Then the song continued:
When there's candy you know who to blame…
Willy Wonka!
Once you taste them life won't be the same…
Willy Wonka!
They're as addictive as drugs or beer
But if you got them, there's nothing to fear
You will feel the Heavens getting near…
Willy Wonka, GO!
Willy Wonka, GO!
Willy Wonka, GO!
One, two, three, four, GO!
Willy Wonka!
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Well, that's that for now! This was just a little introduction to the story, but it shows the feeling that it will have. So, what did you think of it? Review, and wait for the next chapter as soon as possible!