I wrote this back in December during lunch and Geography. Can you tell I was bored? --

Do I have to say it?

Erik: Yes…

Meanie… I don't own Erik or Raoul or POTO or anything you see on this page. Well, I own Mai but that's 'cuz she's my muse. NOW READ!

Raoul

By Phantom Hobbit

Raoul the fop,

I wonder if he likes mops?

He really is a dork,

I'm going to jab him with a large spork.

I hate him so much,

When he's the old dude he really loses touch.

He stole Christine from Erik,

I wonder if he has ever met my sister's friend, Deric?

He's the idiot who likes mops,

Raoul the fop.

Teehee! A second chapter for my poem!

Mai: You're an idiot P.H.

Whatever… REVIEW! I ALREADY HAVE A THIRD CHAPTER WAITING!

Review or Erik will be sad

Erik: Of course I will… --whispers-- not!

Review anyways! 3 and I'll put in a new Chappy!