Black Lace:

Chapter Three

The warm, morning sunshine shown in through the window and right into Hinata's eyes. The girl groaned quietly. She didn't want to wake up. She didn't want this wonderful dream of her being whisked off by a Prince Charming of sorts to end. She didn't want to be back in reality…

Hinata's eyes slowly flickered open. In just a few short moments, her father would walk in the room and remind her to get up and get ready for the day. Hinata yawned and stretched her arms, taking a look at what she thought would just be her usual bedroom. She gasped.

This wasn't her room! Hell, this wasn't even her own house! Hinata sat up, holding her hand over her heart. What in the world was going? What was she doing in this strange house in this strange bed with-

"Good morning."

Hinata gulped and looked down next to her. Sasuke stared back and gave her a small wave. Hinata screamed and jumped right out of the bed.

"S-SASUKE-KUN?"

Sasuke yawned and scratched his head. "Yeah…so?"

Hinata pointed at him, feeling sweat start to gather on her brow. "What-WHAT IS GOING ON! WHY-WHY WAS I IN YOUR BED!" Hinata started to walk back and forth, frantically twiddling her fingers. "Oh my god, oh my god…"

Sasuke grinned. Hey, making her worry more would be pretty damn funny! He cleared his throat.

"You were a wild cat."

Hinata stopped in her tracks and slowly turned her head towards him. "We-we didn't…"

Sasuke shrugged. "Hey, what can I say. You wanted it badly."

Hinata's jaw dropped. 'Oh-OH MY GOD! I LOST MY VIRGINITY AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT!" Hinata bit down on her lip and looked around the room. "Oh-oh man. This isn't good. Not good at all. I-I better just leave."

Sasuke's eyes widened and he hopped off the bed. He grabbed Hinata by the shoulders, making the already frantic girl even more so.

"No…way…in…hell…am…I…letting…you…go…home…"

Hinata shivered. "But-but Sasuke-kun-"

Sasuke held a finger to her lips. "Let's talk about this over, say, pancakes?"

Hinata blushed. "O-okay."

Sasuke lifted his fork and stabbed it into his blueberry pancakes. "First things first, Hinata. We didn't do it."

Hinata sighed deeply. 'Oh thank god,' she thought with relief. 'I was wondering why we were both fully-clothed.

Sasuke cut off a piece of the pancake. "Bet you're wondering why you're really here, eh?" Before Hinata could answer, Sasuke continued. "Hinata, what do you notice about this house?"

Hinata looked around the house nervously. "Um-"

Sasuke pointed his fork at her. "It's filthy. It's a frickn' pigpen."

Hinata leaned back, wishing that Sasuke would put his fork down. "Um…okay-"

Sasuke stuck the fork in his mouth and pulled it out, his mouth full of the blueberry pancake ."So you're probably wondering what this has to do with you, eh?" Once again, he didn't let Hinata answer. "Hinata…" Sasuke leaned forward and rested his elbows on the table. "I want you to be my maid."

Hinata blinked a few times. "E-excuse me?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "God, do I really hafta repeat myself? I want you to be my maid!"

Hinata trembled. "S-Sasuke-kun, I-I'm sure that you could get someone else-"

Sasuke stood up. "No! There is no one else!" He leaned so close to Hinata that their noses brushed. "You're the only one."

Hinata gulped and looked at the ground. "Re-really, I'm flattered-"

Sasuke frowned. "Hinata, I've made my decision. You will be my maid."

Hinata breathed in deeply. "Alright," she said, her voice becoming rather high-pitched and squeaky.

Sasuke stood up straight, smirking. "Good. Now then." He clapped his hands together. "Wait here for a moment."

He ran out of the kitchen. Hinata took several deep breaths, trying to calm herself.

"I think I just got myself into a big mess," she whispered.

A few second later, Sasuke returned, now holding a pink shopping bag and that same cocky smirk still on his face.

"As all intelligent people know, maids don't wear just anything. They wear this."

Sasuke reached into the bag and fished out a black, lacy, and not to mention extremely skanky maids' outfit. It had everything: a black top with puffy sleeves and white lacing, a black skirt with mesh covering the top and more white lace, white knee socks, and that lacy little crown thing that goes on your head. Hinata gasped.

"S-Sasuke-kun, I can't wear that!"

Sasuke frowned. "You can, and you will." He threw the outfit to Hinata, who clumsily caught it. "Now go change. You can use my room." Hinata looked at the maid outfit and back at Sasuke. "Go!"

Hinata quickly stood up and out of the kitchen and up the stairs before Sasuke could bark at her anymore. It took her a moment before she remembered which room was Sasuke's, but she finally found it, ran in, and started to strip off her clothes.

'Oh dear,' Hinata thought, unbuttoning her pants. 'If anyone finds out, I'm gonna be-"

The hairs on the back of her neck started to prick up. Hinata nervously turned around, almost completely undressed. She gasped. Sasuke was peeking in on her! She didn't even hear him following her up the stairs.

"EEEKKKK!" Hinata screamed and hurriedly covered her chest with her arms.

Sasuke's eyes widened and he spun away from her. "I-I'm sorry! Couldn't help it!"

Hinata stomped to the door and slammed it shut. "Pl-please at least give me my privacy!"

'Jeeze,' Hinata thought rather angrily, turning back to the maid outfit that was now lying in a heap on the floor. 'I never knew how much of a perv Sasuke-kun was!'

A few minutes later, Hinata emerged from the bedroom in the maid outfit and tapped Sasuke on the shoulder, who was turned away from her and covering his eyes.

"Um…I'm done."

Sasuke turned back around and ran his eyes up and down Hinata's body. He covered his nose and once again turned away from her.

"Oh my god," he said quietly.

Hinata cocked her head, confused. "What's wrong, Sasuke-kun?"

Sasuke waved his hand. "It's-it's nothing." He grabbed the edge of his shirt and held it up to his bleeding nose. "Okay! Now time for your first job!"

Sasuke led her down the hallway and into the bathroom (which smelled a whole lot worse than the rest of the house). He walked into the shower and gestured Hinata to follow. Hinata nodded and slowly stepped into the shower. Sasuke bent down and Hinata followed suit.

"Hinata, reach your hand down there."

Hinata's mouth fell. "Sasuke-"

"Just do it!"

Hinata sighed and took a few deep breaths before reaching her hand down the drain. She shivered and felt the need to vomit as she pulled out a handful of dark, short, curly hair. Sasuke grimaced.

"Pretty sick, huh?"

Hinata looked at the hair in disgust. "But Sasuke-kun, your hair isn't short and curl-"

Sasuke grinned at her and she screamed, throwing the wad of hair down.

"OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE I TOUCHED THAT! EW, EW, EW!"

Sasuke stood up and patted Hinata on the back, who was slouched over and holding her stomach. "Good luck."

He walked out of the bathroom and shut the door. Hinata held a hand over her chest and slowly reached her hand back into the drain. Before she could pull it back out, her eyes rolled in the back of her head and she fainted right in the shower.

A/N: And you thought that Sasuke was perverted in the last two chapters.