A/N- my first slash! We had ta read R+J in english class. And I was bored so I just had t'apllu it to Draco 'n' Harry1 Enjioy1
A Plague a Both your houses1
Harry looked outt the train window at the drippyt rainy sky.
"Oi! Harry man snap out it1 We're almost there." His friend ron said, shaking Harry.
"is the day so young, ron? And why r my pants down/"
"are you still goin' on about Cedric? Let it go! He's dead, harry, Dead!"
'not in my dreams- and who is that fair young maiden over yonder?" haaryy trailed off as he noticed an enticingly beatiful blond, over yonder.
"Uh Harry, that's not maiden. That's draco. He's part Veela and elf now, remember, ever since Fleur and Sami went back in time and imprgneted Narciisa during our third year. Must be his Veela love-smells working." Hermione said, with her nose in a book- How to Recognize Trolls.
'I see. He does smell good, like snakeskin and vinegar."
"Harry, mate, are u ok/"
"Silence wenches. I must be off to rescue my beloved Juli- er draco! I'm coming my lovely."
"he's nutters."
"Yep." Hermione agreed.
-time passes-
"Oh my beloved Draco, you are faireer than the moon, and rthe thestrals, and Luna and Snape. Espacially snape. Your hair is a s soft as a Puffererl. And as blonde as Paris Hilton's."
'oh! Harry. You are a s masculine as Madame Hooch."
Then, after draco had fallen assleep, Harry parent's came to him, in a dream. But not a good dream, though.
"harry!" they bellowed. 'Juli-er Draco is not the one for you. You must go out and marry and somehow be impregnated by Colin Creevey. He nice and hard and dependable, lika good hardback novel."
'No! Dracco is mine ad only mine. He shall be together forever you'll see! I hate you creepy ghost specter parents.'
-time passes-
'draco my darling, my sweet buttercup, serpentine lover. We must hatch a plan. My parents want tus to be apart foreverer.'
'but Haary, my leonine lover. Your parents are dead. But um so do mine. We go to Sir hagrids, he shall have something."
'and we shall be together for ever?"
'yes, if ee hurry. Lucikly mi parents are throwing a weeding party, for some reason. So we canb sneak out and get married.'
'ok.' harry said, dragging Draco to Hagrid's hut.
"Hey Hagrid!" harry yelled.
'harry darling, keep your voice down. Here Have some mead.'
'y'know ron was trying t'hit on you earlier, my beoved." Harry sluured drunkenly, mead sloshing about.
'Oh, hmm, that's nce HARRY. Now be a good boy and sit over thewre with fang, while Hagrid and I discuss things."
"Okay draco.'
Eventually, Harry and draco- well mostly Draco- got some kinda potion that will make Dracio asllep for a couple days. Than they got married.
A/N- and that's the end of the first chapter! Hope you like it and don't forget to review! Flames will be used to roast things!