Lunch time, Artemis planned to sit down at an empty table and dream about his past experiences with the people. This was the only thing keeping him from cracking and he had only been here for 12 hours! But of course this was way too much to ask. As Sam had predicted, the girls were all over him. To a normal teenage boy that would have been pure bliss, but as we all know Artemis Fowl was not a normal teenage boy. "Where did you go to school?" asked a blonde one dumbly. "Are your eyes really blue?" asked an even dumber red-head. "Ok peeps listen up!" yelled the girl Artemis "talked" to in class. "Y'all want lipgloss for like 10 cents, you gots 5 minutes befor lunch is over! So hurry you dont want to miss the sweet sale at Claire's! You hear!" All the girls ran out of the room, knocking over a few lunch trays on the way. The girl and her friend sat down next to Artemis. Her friend was blonde with green eyes. They were both very pretty. Of course Artemis would relise this but that didnt meen he cared. "Can I ask why you are sitting here?" Artemis said annoyed. The girl smiled. "Can I ask why you are sitting here?" she mimicked to her friend in a fake Irish accent. They both laughed. "You dont have to talk like a prince here, it makes you look like a total dork!" She said to Artemis. "At least I dont have bad grammer, like the rest of you. Also, your avoiding my question." Artemis said smartly. "Well excuse me for being American," said the girl, "Acctualy the way I see it I saved your butt from those girls! They would have started ripping your clothes off in a minute. Oh, and since you didnt bother asking, my name is Rain. This is my friend, Brittney." Artemis was slightly taken aback usually people left him alone when he got smart with them. "I'm sorry." said Artemis and he was very surprised to find that he was. "Good" she replied. "Now that were all friends, we should get to class. The bell will ring any moment and I dont want to be late." Rain and Brittney got up and left. Friend? No. Thought Artemis, he wasnt the type of person who had friends. He always knew that being nice got you nowhere.
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