Twelve Days of Christmas
Rewritten by: YumiStar
©FullMetal Alchemist characters
©Twelve Days of Christmas Theme
©Bluebird's Illusion and Pride! Ed
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,
A short alchemist in a tree!
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL?
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,
Two armored souls
And a short alchemist in a tree!
Al: Merry Christmas, Everyone!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,
3) Three philosopher's stones
2) Two armored souls
1) And a short alchemist in a tree!
Ed: STONE! Give me! Give me! Give me! GIVE ME!
Runs away from Ed
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,
4) Four flaming Colonels
3) Three philosopher's stones
2) Two armored souls
1) And a short alchemist in a tree!
Roy: I'm…too sexy for my shirt…too sexy for my shirt.takes of shirt
Ed: AHHHH! IT BURNS! IT BURRRNS!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,
5) Five Shooting Shotguns!
4) Four Flaming Colonels
3) Three philosopher's stones
2) Two armored souls
1) And a Short alchemist in a tree!
Hawkeye: Give me back my guns! Starts shooting at everyone
Roy: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Ed: IT'S THE TERMINATER!
On the six day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,
6) Six talking Chimeras
5) Five Shooting Shotguns! Ba-bum-bum-bum,
4) Four flaming Colonels
3) Three philosopher's stones
2) Two armored souls
1) And a short alchemist in a tree!
Talking Chimera: Mee-ry Christ-mas!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,
7) Seven Cool homunculi
6) Six talking chimeras
5) Five Shooting Shotguns! Ba-bum-bum-bum,
4) Four flaming Colonels
3) Three philosopher's stones
2) Two armored souls
1) And a short alchemist in a tree!
Homunculi: We're cool! We're cool! It's Our Birthday! It's Our Birthday!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,
8) Eight promotions to Further
7) Seven cool homunculi
6) Six talking Chimeras
5) Five Shooting Shotguns! Ba-bum-bum-bum,
4) Four flaming Colonels
3) Three philosopher's stones
2) Two armored souls
1) And a short alchemist in a tree!
King Bradley: Promotions my –beep-!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,
9) Nine Kimbly Boom-booms
8) Eight Promotions to Further
7) Seven cool Homunculi
6) Six Talking Chimeras
5) Five Shooting Shotguns! Ba-bum-bum-bum,
4) Four flaming Colonels
3) Three philosopher's stones
2) Two armored souls
1) And a short alchemist in a tree!
Kimbly: Have an explosive Christmas! Blows stuff up
Everyone: WAAAAH!
On the Tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,
10) Ten alchemy circles
9) Nine Kimbly Boom-booms
8) Eight promotions to Further
7) Seven Cool Homunculi
6) Six Talking Chimeras
5) Five Shooting Shotguns! Ba-bum-bum-bum,
4) Four Flaming Colonels
3) Three philosopher's stones
2) Two armored souls
1) And a short alchemist in a tree!
Ed: Look at all the circles! points
Everyone: sigh
On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me,
11) Eleven Elicia Pictures
10) Ten Alchemy circles
9) Nine Kimbly Boom-booms
8) Eight promotions to Further
7) Seven cool Homunculi
6) Six talking Chimeras
5) Five Shooting Shotguns! Ba-bum-bum-bum,
4) Four flaming Colonels
3) Three philosopher's stones
2) Two armored souls
1) And a short alchemist in a tree!
Maes Hughes: See how cute she looks!
Everyone: No…more…PICTURES!
On the tweleveth Day of Christmas, My true love sent to me,
12) Twelve flying bluebirds
11) Eleven Elicia Pictures
10) Ten alchemy Circles
9) Nine Kimbly Boom-booms
8) Eight promotions to Further
7) Seven cool homunculi
6) Six talking Chimeras
5) Five Shooting Shotguns! BA-BUM- BUM- BUM,
4) Four flaming Colonels
3) Three philosopher's stones
2) Two armored souls
AND A SHORT ALCEMIST IN A TREE!
Ed: I'M NOT LITTLE!
Pride-Ed: YAY, BLUEBIRDS!
Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
End