Chocolate is a fine thing. See as Naraku considers this strange, new creature; brown and sweet and succulent.
"I don't know," he says warily, one eyebrow quirking.
"Izzgood," says Rin, and beside her Hakudoushi mumbles his agreement. His pure white hair is stained by the sugary substance.
Naraku sighs like only he can sigh - an expulsion of breath, speaking of the dreariness of the world and its destruction, all in the same second - and takes one of the offered treats. He stares at it.
"It'll melt if you don't eat it," says Hakudoushi and reaches for another piece.
Naraku looks annoyed and slips the chocolate in his mouth, chewing as one might chew a live insect. "Hey," he says with some surprise, "it's good."
"Yup!" says Rin cheerily. "And it's good for your endo-ripherins. Says so right there."
Naraku picks up the small sheet of paper and mumbles as he reads, "... releases endorphins and quells pain. Can also be used as an aphrodisiac." He stops; blinks; smiles softly and replaces the sheet. "Fascinating." He eats another.
When Sesshomaru returns home, stepping through the door as if into a ballrom, he finds his mouth suddenly filled with something sweet.
"Eat it," says Naraku. "It's called chocolatu."
Sesshomaru takes note of the oddly pronounced word and eats it. "Mm," he says in appreciation, "it's good."
"It's very good," says Naraku, and Sesshomaru notices that he's very close; more so in some areas than other.
"Naraku," he says before being pulled into bed and into Naraku.
"It's an aphrodisiac," moans Naraku, bucking his hips in a primal rhythm.
"Oh," groans Sesshomaru, meeting each movement with one of his own. "It works wonders."
Naraku says things that makes Sesshomaru move faster and snarl in ancient words. Naraku moans louder and feeds Sesshomaru another chocolate.
"Hey," says Rin, looking up from Super Ultra Extravaganza: Version II, the Reckoning, and thus missing how Hakudoushi demolishes her fighter, "where'd the chocolate go?"