"How come we never switch?"
Sesshomaru looked up at Naraku from his crossword-puzzle. "Pardon?"
"You're always on top." Naraku slumped into the chair opposite the demon.
Sesshomaru smiled indulgently. "I don't bottom for anyone ever, Naraku. You ought to now that by now."
Naraku fell silent, sulkily tracing the pattern in the table.
Sesshomaru considered telling him to stop being childish, but then the spider was only a little over fifty. He shrugged and let Naraku sulk.
"Those comics Kagura like so much," muttered Naraku, picking at a small burn.
"What about them?"
"The taller guy is always on top."
Sesshomaru looked up from his crosswords again. "And?"
"I'm taller than you."
Sesshomaru chuckled and went back to his paper. "Not on your knees, you're not."