Reality
Chapter 7

"Wake up!" Keith yelled. He jumped on me.

"Ouch, asshole!" I screamed. He laughed at me and kissed me gently.

"Much better." I laughed.

"Your dad called. He was pissed."

"Oh, shit. Let's get home." I got dressed and Keith grabbed his luggage and we ran out of the door. We checked out and we rushed home to Castle Bam.

1 hour and 45 minutes later I pulled into the snakerun driveway. Jade was waiting outside. She ran up to us.

"Keith," she whispered, "go around to the back and up to my room. If Bam sees you...ouch." Keith's eyes widened and he ran around the back and went up to Aunt Jade's room.

"Sami, go in. I've got your back. Your dad's waiting inside the door for you."

"Dammit." I sighed. "Okay, you promise that you're right behind me?"

"Yep." she replied.

"Okay, let's go." We walked in and saw my dad with his hands crossed.

"Uh...hey, Bam."

"Where the fuck were you last night?"

"I called you. Remember? I was in a hotel."

"We checked the two hotels here in West Chester. No Margera or Bowman's in any of them."

I sighed and hung my head. "We weren't in West Chester."

"Where were you?"

"Philly." I felt a smack come across my face. "Holy, shit! What the fuck, man?"

"You know, 'what the fuck.' You didn't tell me Philly!"

"You didn't ask!" Keith leaned over the banister and listened and watched us.

"Now, Bam," Jade chimed in, "that's no fuckin' reason to slap her!"

"I'm her father! I can do whatever the fuck I want! Remember?" Jade slapped herself in the forehead.

'Why's he have to have such good comebacks?' I thought.

"Sami, your fucking 16. You don't sleep in hotels with your boyfriend."

"I'm the child of Bam Margera. I can do whatever the fuck I want, too." I said, starting to get more pissed.

"Wrongo." he said.

"I hate you." I mumbled.

"What the hell did you just say?"

"I hate you!" I yelled. I ran up to my room and shut the door. I passed Keith and pulled him in with me.

"Babe, are you-"

"I fuckin' swear! He acts like he's the boss of everyone!" I interrupted. I pulled a pillow in front of my face and screamed in it. Keith came up and sat by me on my bed.

"Baby, you'll be okay."

"No. I'm tired of it, man."

knock knock There was a knock on the door. I opened the closet and pushed Keith in.

"Hey! What the fu-?" he whispered.

"Sami! It's me, Ryan. Dico is here too. With Jade." Ryan yelled.

'Shit, it's like the whole family.' "Okay, come in." I shouted back. They opened the door and Dico sat on the edge of my bed with Jade and Ryan sat next to me and rubbed my back.

"Are you okay?"

"Is it okay if..." I lowered my voice, "Keith comes out." Jade went over and shut the door.

"Yeah, he can come out." she said.

"Keith?" I yelled to the closet. Keith stumbled out.

"Poor Keith, getting bossed around by the Margera ladies the whole time he was here." Jade joked. Keith smiled at her and sat by me.

"What was that all about?" Dico asked. "I was dragged up here by Ryan so I dunno what the hell is up." I looked to Jade to tell him.

"Well, honey," she began(BTW, they are back together again.), "Bam's gettin' on her back for getting a hotel room with Keith."

"In Philly." Keith added.

"Ouch. So you got all pissed and came up here, right?"

"Yep."

"Bam has to get himself together. He's been gettin' pissed off at everyone for like no reason." Ryan said.

"Shit, I know." Dico said. "Remember, Sami you were there, he just gets pissed at me because I asked him if I could play Mortal Kombat."

"Yep. That was fucked up."

"Yeah, and Bam just yells at me for trying to protect you." Jade said. I rubbed at the bruise on my cheek from where he hit me.

"This morning, I ask Bam what was for breakfast and he fuckin' throws a bowl and some cereal at me and then throws the milk. Not in the jug, may I add." Ryan said.

"We've gotta talk to Phil and Ape about it." Jade said.

"Oh, yeah. Just wait until they get back from the funeral preperations place." Dico said. Suddenly, Bam came running up the stairs and into my doorway. He looked at all of us. Then at Keith.

"What the fuck are you doing here?" he growled.

"Don't answer that." Dico whispered.

"Well! Answer me, boy!" Jade snickered at what Bam just said. "What are you laughing at, bitch?"

"Don't call her that you, dickhead!" Dico stood up.

"What are you to say, you fag?" he repiled, cooly.

"Shut the hell up, Brandon." Ryan said. Bam stepped back and turned red. He ran back down the stairs and to the Pirate Bar. The rest of us laughed except for Keith. He was scared.

"Don't worry, 'boy'," Jade laughed, "you'll be fine."