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Griffin's household, Living room.
Peter and Lois are sitting on the couch, they are both watching the news.
Diane: Our top story for today is the female wrestler champion, Poison Fist, has accused her opponent, Skull Crusher of sexually harassing her during a public match.
Ron: Many people suspect that Poison Fist is just trying to kick Skull Crusher out of the wrestling league, so she may continue to pursue her race to the top, but this doesn't explain why her clothes were ripped off.
Diane: speaking of which, Ron, why did u rip my clothes off yesterday?
Ron: Let's move on to sports. said quickly.
Screen focuses back to Peter and Lois.
Lois: Peter, I've been thinking… we haven't spent much time together lately. You know we're just so busy with work and the kids…
Peter: What are you talking about Lois? Oh, come one, they're not that bad… They're just kids…that was always my excuse.
Flashback: Peter as a kid is playing baseball; he tries to hit the ball, the ball rolls away under a woman's dress, right between her feet. Peter walks up to her,
Peter: "Hey lady, my ball is between your legs. Hehehehehehe.
Woman: Oh I'll get it!
Peter: no I insist on getting it…
Woman: No really it's okay.
He ignores her, slips under the skirt of her dress, and she screams. Everyone is staring at Peter angrily.
Peter: Hey! I'm just a kid.
Man Stranger 1: Hey! You know what he's right…
Man Stranger 2: I guess so…
Man Stranger 3: yea, yea. You can go kid.
Back to the present…
Peter: hehehehehehe!
Meg and Christ run into the living room from the stairs.
Meg: Christ give me my watch!
Christ: I need it, Meg; it's for a play I'm writing.
Meg: I don't care if it's to save your fat ass, I want it back now!
Meg continues to chase Christ around the living room. Christ breaks the window, accidentally.
Enter Stuey, with his Teddy Bear, from the kitchen door.
Stuey: I have a smelly diaper here, and Mr. Teddy wants his new royal gown. Do it this instant woman!
Lois picks up Stuey.
Lois: Did somebody make a stinky? Looks like we need to change you how would you like that? With Winnie the Pooh on it…
Stuey: Damn you woman!
Actually I want the diaper with the Barnie.
Meg: Mom! Christ won't give me my watch back!
Lois: Gets up from couch she's frustrated. Peter it's just sometime I'd like a little break from all this, it's all very stressful…
Enter Brian from the kitchen.
Brian: Yea, Lois, we don't have any more martinis.
Lois: sweeping the broken glass Oh! Brian, could you please do some errands.
Brian: No.
Exit Brian, to the front door.
Peter: Lois, can you make me a sandwich.
Lois: starts shaking, she's tense and angry that's it! I can't take this anymore… I'm always running around taking care of everything. All I want is a break, is that so much to ask?
Lois storms out of the room, up the stairs.
Stuey: Hey! Come back here right now! I still have a poopey diaper!
Stuey stands up and points his finger at Lois. Ah! This is an outrage. Lois, I need a new diaper.
Peter: That's okay buddy, I'll do it for you. Hehehehe! Do it.
Stuey: the fat man changing my diaper. NO! have mercy, if you don't, when I rule the world, I'll let you die however you want.