Why Me?
Chapter 2

April pulled into the snakerun driveway. She saw Jess and Jenn playing with Paul.

"Hey, Ape!" Jess waved. April waved back and walked into the house. She put her stuff down and the phone rang. She ran over and picked it up.

A-Hello? D-May I speak to April Margera? A-Oh, this is she. D-Hello, this is Doctor Ralph. I have an appointment set up for you. A-Oh, thank you. What day? D-Tommorow, if you aren't busy. A-What time? D-10:00 AM A-Ok, thank you doctor. D-No problem. A-Have a good day! D-Bye.

April hung up the phone and picked a pen and wrote down the appointment in her book. She sighed. She was worried on how the tests would turn out. She sat down and turned on the tube when Phil walked in.

"Hey, Ape." he said, waddling himself to sit by her.

"Hey, Phil." she replied. He put his arm around her.

"You look anxious. What's up?"

"Um," April looked around, "well, I'm curious of something."

"What's that?"

"I called the doctor and set up an appointment for Paul to get some tests to see who his father was."

"Well, Jess is the dad, isn't he."

"Well, before that, Bam and Jenn were really intimate, you know?"

"That's true. But, how you gonna get Bam and Jess to take the test too? I mean, they have to, right?"

April hit her head with her hand. "God, I forgot about that. Can you tell them?"

"Sure. After dinner...which you should be getting ready to fix, eh?"

"Yeah, your right." April got up and walked to the kitchen and Phil went to go find Bam and Jess.