Fat man in little coat Revised version
Disclaimer: I don't own Family Guy, a Seth MacFarlane does. He's used to be from Fox Network now patiently waiting to return. I also got permission from my friend Chris (Not Chris Griffin!) to write my version of this story.
Author's notes-This will be the first Family Guy Story in a novel form, instead of a script. So please enjoy!! But the characters might be out of character so go easy on me and I also have to apologize for being such a lazy ass over the summer as we go on with chapter 2!
Peter was in a fast food restaurant with his friends for lunch as they sat in the table, after he runs away from Lois.
"Crap, I felt like I ate one of everything in the menu," His said to his friends.
"Peter you DID ate one of everything," Cleveland said as he pointed to his tray piled up of empty boxes and containers. "You shouldn't eat things that are harmful to your health.
"I guess," Peter, said as he crammed a greasy cheeseburger in his mouth and grabs a handful of French fries drowning in ketchup. He finishes with a big swig of extra large soda.
"Cleveland's right Peter," Joe added as he took a bite of his salad. "You should find ways to take care of yourself."
Quagmire sipped on his vanilla ice cream shake and saw a young waitress taking out the trash.
"Hey cutie, you look a bit thirsty you want to suck on my shake?" Quagmire offered. "It's filled with the white stuff."
WHAM! Quagmire was hit in the face as the waitress walked away in anger.
"I meant vanilla!"
"Hey guys look! I didn't know the fast food icons eat here," Peter exclaimed as he and his friends saw various characters from the franchise of junk food.
"Ronald McDonald, the Burger King kids club kids, Dave Thomas, Colonel Sanders, the Taco Bell Chihuahua, Jack, Jared getting a salad, the Arby's oven mitt, and...holy crap!"
Everyone turned his head away as the Quizno sub rats passed their tables. Sweat trickles down to their faces as they sat into a table next to them.
"Dude, those guys always creep me out!" Quagmire whispered sharply.
"Let's hurry up and leave," Joe said as they cleared them out.
Meanwhile back at the Griffin house...
"Hey Chris, have you ever noticed that we don't have an adventure on our own?" Meg asked him in the living room.
"Yeah, we should start right now," He declared. "Just like Mickey and Minnie Mouse!"
"Chris, Mickey and Minnie are a love couple," Meg corrected.
Chris stares at her for a few long seconds until...
"OH MY GOD! I'M IN LOVE WITH MY SISTER IN A INCESTUOUS WAY!" Chris screamed with panic running away upstairs.
"What was that all about?" Brian asked as he entered the room.
"He thinks we're in love as incest," She replied.
"Eww...I hate to see that for real," He shuddered with disgust.
"Hey where's mom?" Meg asked.
"She's in the kitchen with Stewie," He replied.
In the kitchen...
"Damn you vile woman!" Stewie squirmed trying to free from his grasp from Lois.
"Sweetie if you don't stop squirming, I won't let you see an episode of Pokemon," Lois scolded gently.
"How dare you wench!" He gasped and retaliated in anger. "For a show that capture innocent creatures, forcing them into rigorous training, and making them battle into a gladiatorial death."
In the Pokemon world, the coliseum was shown similar to the Roman times; thousands of people cheering, and Ash with his countless (And I mean countless) friends and enemies in toga costumes...
"Emperor Ash Ketchum, we are only here to fight and serve to you to the death!" Pikachu cried out in a squeaking voice with his/her Pokemon allies in armor saluted to him.
"Very well, release the...whatever those Pokemon are called because our cartoon show was running out of ideas and was given countless repetitive episodes that were almost the same thing, and we are a pathetic excuse for a anime, and attack!"
All the Pokemon let out a huge battle cry as they fought to the bloody death until Pikachu was struck down, Ash saw him in total shock...
"Stop the fight! Stop the fight!" Ash shouted out as the battle ended in an abrupt halt as he run towards Pikachu who was lying on the ground motionless.
"Please Pikachu, don't die!" He said as he hugged Pikachu tight in his arms. "Remember the time we first met, and we trained together as friends?"
"How can I forget?" Pikachu replied in a weak voice. "I still can't forget the day when we had bisexual bestiality orgy with our friends."
"Please Pikachu..."
"I love you..." Pikachu's head slumped and there were silence, tears began to roll down on Ash's face.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!"
Five hours later...
"NOOOOOOOO!" SMACK!
Ash's cry of despair was interrupted as a truck out of nowhere and hit Ash.
"Well, at least that's over..." Sailor Moon said.
Back with Peter and his friends...
"Hey what's that?" Cleveland wondered as they stopped dead in their tracks.
"It looks like a coat," Peter answered. "And it's new too!"
"Then whose coat is this?" Quagmire asked.
"Let's put it in a lost and found," Joe suggested.
"HALT, THIS IS THE MIGHTY COAT OF POWER." A mysterious voice boomed out. "FOR I AM THE SPIRIT OF DARKNESS!"
"Wait a minute if you're the spirit of darkness, then what are you doing here in the light of day?" Peter said with his friends nodding in agreement.
"JUST FOLLOW THE SCRIPT," The voice said in annoyance.
To be continued...
To my friend Chris and the readers: Sorry it took so long and ended in another cliffhanger and I hope I did it right this time! Please E-mail me back!
Disclaimer: I don't own Family Guy, a Seth MacFarlane does. He's used to be from Fox Network now patiently waiting to return. I also got permission from my friend Chris (Not Chris Griffin!) to write my version of this story.
Author's notes-This will be the first Family Guy Story in a novel form, instead of a script. So please enjoy!! But the characters might be out of character so go easy on me and I also have to apologize for being such a lazy ass over the summer as we go on with chapter 2!
Peter was in a fast food restaurant with his friends for lunch as they sat in the table, after he runs away from Lois.
"Crap, I felt like I ate one of everything in the menu," His said to his friends.
"Peter you DID ate one of everything," Cleveland said as he pointed to his tray piled up of empty boxes and containers. "You shouldn't eat things that are harmful to your health.
"I guess," Peter, said as he crammed a greasy cheeseburger in his mouth and grabs a handful of French fries drowning in ketchup. He finishes with a big swig of extra large soda.
"Cleveland's right Peter," Joe added as he took a bite of his salad. "You should find ways to take care of yourself."
Quagmire sipped on his vanilla ice cream shake and saw a young waitress taking out the trash.
"Hey cutie, you look a bit thirsty you want to suck on my shake?" Quagmire offered. "It's filled with the white stuff."
WHAM! Quagmire was hit in the face as the waitress walked away in anger.
"I meant vanilla!"
"Hey guys look! I didn't know the fast food icons eat here," Peter exclaimed as he and his friends saw various characters from the franchise of junk food.
"Ronald McDonald, the Burger King kids club kids, Dave Thomas, Colonel Sanders, the Taco Bell Chihuahua, Jack, Jared getting a salad, the Arby's oven mitt, and...holy crap!"
Everyone turned his head away as the Quizno sub rats passed their tables. Sweat trickles down to their faces as they sat into a table next to them.
"Dude, those guys always creep me out!" Quagmire whispered sharply.
"Let's hurry up and leave," Joe said as they cleared them out.
Meanwhile back at the Griffin house...
"Hey Chris, have you ever noticed that we don't have an adventure on our own?" Meg asked him in the living room.
"Yeah, we should start right now," He declared. "Just like Mickey and Minnie Mouse!"
"Chris, Mickey and Minnie are a love couple," Meg corrected.
Chris stares at her for a few long seconds until...
"OH MY GOD! I'M IN LOVE WITH MY SISTER IN A INCESTUOUS WAY!" Chris screamed with panic running away upstairs.
"What was that all about?" Brian asked as he entered the room.
"He thinks we're in love as incest," She replied.
"Eww...I hate to see that for real," He shuddered with disgust.
"Hey where's mom?" Meg asked.
"She's in the kitchen with Stewie," He replied.
In the kitchen...
"Damn you vile woman!" Stewie squirmed trying to free from his grasp from Lois.
"Sweetie if you don't stop squirming, I won't let you see an episode of Pokemon," Lois scolded gently.
"How dare you wench!" He gasped and retaliated in anger. "For a show that capture innocent creatures, forcing them into rigorous training, and making them battle into a gladiatorial death."
In the Pokemon world, the coliseum was shown similar to the Roman times; thousands of people cheering, and Ash with his countless (And I mean countless) friends and enemies in toga costumes...
"Emperor Ash Ketchum, we are only here to fight and serve to you to the death!" Pikachu cried out in a squeaking voice with his/her Pokemon allies in armor saluted to him.
"Very well, release the...whatever those Pokemon are called because our cartoon show was running out of ideas and was given countless repetitive episodes that were almost the same thing, and we are a pathetic excuse for a anime, and attack!"
All the Pokemon let out a huge battle cry as they fought to the bloody death until Pikachu was struck down, Ash saw him in total shock...
"Stop the fight! Stop the fight!" Ash shouted out as the battle ended in an abrupt halt as he run towards Pikachu who was lying on the ground motionless.
"Please Pikachu, don't die!" He said as he hugged Pikachu tight in his arms. "Remember the time we first met, and we trained together as friends?"
"How can I forget?" Pikachu replied in a weak voice. "I still can't forget the day when we had bisexual bestiality orgy with our friends."
"Please Pikachu..."
"I love you..." Pikachu's head slumped and there were silence, tears began to roll down on Ash's face.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!"
Five hours later...
"NOOOOOOOO!" SMACK!
Ash's cry of despair was interrupted as a truck out of nowhere and hit Ash.
"Well, at least that's over..." Sailor Moon said.
Back with Peter and his friends...
"Hey what's that?" Cleveland wondered as they stopped dead in their tracks.
"It looks like a coat," Peter answered. "And it's new too!"
"Then whose coat is this?" Quagmire asked.
"Let's put it in a lost and found," Joe suggested.
"HALT, THIS IS THE MIGHTY COAT OF POWER." A mysterious voice boomed out. "FOR I AM THE SPIRIT OF DARKNESS!"
"Wait a minute if you're the spirit of darkness, then what are you doing here in the light of day?" Peter said with his friends nodding in agreement.
"JUST FOLLOW THE SCRIPT," The voice said in annoyance.
To be continued...
To my friend Chris and the readers: Sorry it took so long and ended in another cliffhanger and I hope I did it right this time! Please E-mail me back!