Chapter 7
"Hey." Ape said. Jenn turned around.
"Oh, hi, Ape."
"Hey, Pauly-wauly!" Ape grabbed up her grandson and hugged him.
"So, what's up?"
"I guess I'll just plain say it...Jess isn't the father. Bam is."
"Whoa...what? How would you know?"
"Tests, Jenn. Tests."
"Oh yeah. I forgot about them. But why Bam?" 'Why me?' she thought.
"Do you want to talk to him?"
"Uh, yeah, I guess." April walked out of the room.
"Bam! Get in here!" April walked into the Pirate Bar to cook lunch once she saw Bam walking towards the room. Jenn was lying on the bed. Paul was in the crib, looking up with big blue eyes. Bam smiled at him and Paul started crying. Jenn shot up and then saw Bam.
"Oh."
"I'll do it." Bam walked over to his son but he started crying louder. Jenn rushed over to pick him up.
"God! What is wrong with me?" Bam asked.
"Paul doesn't know you. That's all."
"He knows me!"
"Not like he knows Jess."
"True. I have a question..."
"What?"
"Does his name have to be Paul?" Jenn rolled her eyes.
"We can change it. What do you want?"
"...Vince." Bam laughed.
"Hell no! How about Ely(ee-lye)?"
"You have a kid named Elle!"
"So?"
"What about Andy?"
"Nah."
"Ryan?"
"Ryan what?"
"Um...Ryan Vincent...I dunno!"
"Ryan...oh! I've got it! Ryan Andrew!"
"Ryan Andrew Margera...that's awesome! Call the people that change peoples names!" Jenn laughed.
"Okay, Bam."