A/N A long time ago...I once thought up of why the book was called Lord of the Flies. I came up with the most awkward ending for it with my brother...and...here it is! ENJOY! Oh, and as a note, they have the same characteristics as in the other LotF fanfic I did that was making fun of the book. But in this one, I call Piggy...Piggy!

---LARD OF THE FLIES---

"YOU GOTTA GIVE BACK PIGGY HIS GLASSES!" Ralph screamed. "HE CAN'T SEE WITHOUT THEM AND THEY SYMBOLIZE SOCIETY AND INTELLIGENCE BLAH BLAH BLAH!"

"Got to!" yelled the retarded red-head. "Who says!"

"I DOES!" Ralph said quite loudly. "We need them for fire! How else is we gonna get rescued!"

Jack and Ralph engaged in Mortal Kombat. They fought and fought and fought until Piggy decided to tell them to stop.

"Stop it!" he told them.

"Sucks to your ass-mar!"

"We need to stick together! Whether we die here or be rescued is entirely up to us! If we want to live to see our families again, we need to work together instead of fight and rebel against eachother!" he was slow, thus his speech took 15 minutes.

Roger threw a huge rock at him, but it was falling slowly.

"NOOOO!" Ralph screamed. "PIGGY! YOU NEED TO TURN INTO YOUR TRUE FORM!"

"I...I don't know how!" he sobbed.

"THINK, PIGGY! THINK!"

Piggy thought, and thought, and thought. He turned into a giant rock.

"Is this my true form...?" he asked himself.

"THINK HARDER, PIGGY! THINK HARDER!"

Piggy continued to think and soon he turned into a giant fly, flying off into the sun.

Everyone was silent.

The rock was still falling.
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