Once upon a time, long, long ago Harry Potter was bored. He does this a lot. But today was different because soon he wouldn't be bored at all because…
Lizza: Moaning Myrtle invited him to her toilet party where they had a great time seeing who could flush the most loos. Harry of course won because he was solid and not a ghost.
Sarah: The ghosts took slightly longer to die because they were not solid. Voldemort got very very annoyed b4 he realised that he had overlooked the fact that they were already dead.
Lizza: Hermione therefore stopped being dead for a moment to explain it to him and then died again. Ron also stopped being dead to tell Hermione that she was a boffin but that he still loved her.
Sarah: "Olympe" cried Hagrid, "I love you."
"I'm sorry she said quietly, a tear running down her face. I have already promised to marry
Lizza: Dumbledore".
Everyone looked shocked and then spun round to stare menacingly at Dumbledore who entered whistling. Ron was crying because Dumbledore had got Mgonagal before he had.
The end (apart from the fact that Mgon married Dumbledoere and they didn't live happily ever after because Ron kept popping up.)