Sara finally calmed down and said, "I don't think it's the trench coat as much as it is what's in it." Mark said, "Sara, don't encourage them." I said, "Hey…I was only kidding…I honestly think Glenn here was serious." Glenn said, "Ah, bite me all of you." The 3 of us started laughing again…
I stood up and went over and stood behind Glenn and wrapped my arms around his neck and said, "Awww…C'mon baby…we weren't making fun of you..." Glenn pushed my arms away and I couldn't help but laugh more…I snaked my arms around his neck again and kissed his ear and then tongued his ear…which almost caused him to lose it…he pulled me around and sat me on his lap and said, "Okay…you're forgiven…but Mark don't think a little tongue action in the ear is gonna get you my forgiveness…"
Mark laughed and said, "I hope that was rhetorical…" Glenn said, "Of course…cause if you stuck your tongue in my ear…I'd have to question your motives for getting married to Sara." Sara laughed and said, "Well…I kind of lured him into the net…hook, line and sinker." Mark said, "Please…I had you from the moment I stepped out of the limo." Sara scoffed and said, "Oh yes…it was your ever so cool opening line of Hi…"
I couldn't help but laugh…and said, "Wow…Smooth opener there Mark." Mark said, "What was I supposed to say…she was there with two little kids…I'm pretty sure… 'Hey if you're not busy later would ya like to fuck'…isn't a line you'd want to use in the presence of kids…" I said, "Wow…Glenn why didn't you use that line on me? You realize it would have worked." Mark and Sara started laughing and Glenn was in a state of shock and said, "It took me forever to get you to go out with me…Let alone to have sex with me." I said, "Well see, if you would have used that line…you would have gotten the answer you was looking for faster…" Sara said, "How did he finally get you to go out with him?"
I said, "He used the frigged bitch approach…He figured because I wouldn't go out with him that I was being stuck up…and it finally took him calling me a frigged bitch…for me to blow up at him…I called him everything from a burnt asshole to a pigheaded jerk off…I didn't know anyone in the company that well…I wasn't about to just jump into a car with someone I hardly knew…He came back a few days later and apologize for the frigged bitch comment and then I finally agreed to go to dinner with him…and it just escalated from there…and we got married 4 weeks later."
Mark said, "The shortest engagement period known to man." I said, "True…but so worth it…I haven't been any happier since." Glenn patted my hip and said, "Yea…me either…well except for last night." All four of us started laughing again…and Mark said, "Yea…too bad we are going back on the road day after tomorrow though…" I said, "I know…I won't be coming with this time." Sara said, "Oh man…why not?" I said, "I'm on vacation for the next week…Vince's orders…said I work too hard to not get at least a week's vacation…but I will be joining you guys in Michigan…"
Sara said, "Good…I don't know if I can handle these two temperamental boys on my own…" Mark said, "I see no boys around here so I know you ain't talkin' about me..." Sara said, "Of course I'm talking about you…who else would I call a boy." Mark looked over the rim of his sunglasses at Sara and she started laughing…I couldn't help but laugh with Sara…
So the day after next, I said my good-byes to Mark, Glenn and Sara at the airport…Glenn had his arms wrapped around me and said, "I'm going to miss you baby." I said, "I know big man…I will see you in 7 days…I promise…the time will totally fly by…You can call me every night, I swear I won't go to bed until I get a phone call from you." Glenn said, "Okay…sounds like a good deal." They called for the passengers to board the flight…and Glenn leaned down and gave me a really great lip lock…Sara came over and gave me a hug and Mark came over and squeezed my shoulders and said, "We'll see you in Michigan." I smile and nodded…I waved to the 3-some as they boarded the plane.
I never realized it was the last time I'd ever see Glenn again.