Chapter 5...(I think) of Confusion About Cussing

IMPORTANT: okay, I know some of you people who are reading it are thinking EW, gross! A Jakotsu/Kagome pairing...well...NO! it isn't a jakotsu/kagome pairing because if it were that would be plain wierd. (though, i do like reading it...O.O) And I know most of you out there hate Kikyo, but if you've seen the WAY later episodes like in the 140s, then you'll understand why I dont hate her. I actually feel really bad for her and she wasn't always a gloomy, bitchy girl either, she's just mad about her past. Wouldn't you if YOU were HER? Well, anyways I had to get that off my chest, and by the way I HATE kagome's fucking guts, she can rot in hell for all I care, Kikyo came first and isn't hyper and acts bitchy at Inuyasha when's shes mad about something...and she doesn't say "sit" either...and you know what? I noticed that Kagome just sits on her fat ass and waits, screaming, and crying while all the guys in the show risk their lives for her...and now she's gotten WAY too dramatic about the whole Mt. Hakurei thing, it's making me think of X men or like a cheesy sci-fi movie. (not that I dont like X-Men.)

Okay, over the ranting...

Disclaimer: Dont own Inuyasha, for if I did...OH! but i DO own the story and two ADORABLE plushies my friend, Jennifer made for me! (hugs dolls of jakotsu and bankotsu) (I'm the happiest girl in the world!) EEEE!

Thanks to Reviewers:

punkgoddess: thank you! I kinda like it too even though it's a freakin idea that has been in my perverted brain for about a year now...but, sad to say it's not a Kag/Jakotsu pairing cause...I dunno. But, read the IMPORTANT thing.

AriesGal: LOL. okay, I barely understood what you were saying there... (sigh) please read above. (for both of our sakes.) okay, and also look for the 1st and 2nd main characters of the story, I'll let you figure that one out. but, actually...you gave me a great idea, thanks! (actually smiles)

"For the last time, I didNOT put the moves on you!" Kagome glared over at her right while the one who just pressed his lips to hers, flushed out his mouth...with soap. He leaned over to the trashcan and spit...for the 1000th time in the last five minutes.

"What-ever, it was di-sgus-ting!"

"Then why did you actually kiss me?"

"Why am I even having this conversation with you?"

"YOU brought it up, thank you very much!"Suddenly, Kagomehit him on the back...hard.Jakotsu straightened up and then tensed all over, whimpering in pain. Taken back, Kagome didn'treally think about that he wasstill inbad condition. She bit her bottom lip,waitingfor the worst.

After straining his fists, he turned to her and then suddenlyrelaxed. "I'm still..." he said calmly, but that changed very quickly,"HURT, YOU KNOW!"

"...sorry..." she muttered, looking away from him, trying to sink down into the ground forever.

"Keh..."

It was quiet for about ten minutes until Kagome broke the silence. "...Was I really invisible with Inuyasha...?"

"Oh, GOD! You asked me that about an hour ago, and the answer isn't going to change!" The girl's lip trembled and then she thrust forward onto him, grabbing the collar of his shirt and jerked back and forth on it. From below, Jakotsu could've sworn he had heard her crying. He didn't exactly like it, but she needed to get over it an--

"Wait a minute..." He pushed her away, leaving her sitting on the bench along with his guitar and then pointed back to her. "Stay here, I'm gonna get Inu back to earth."

He walked back into the school where he knew he would find Kikyo and Inuyasha. Oh, Kagome, you are SO going to have to repay me for this... Casually, he found the two by their lockers, again, making out furiously. Acting around, Jakotsu stomped his foot in the girlest manner possible and almost pranced up to them. Suddenly, he slapped Inuyasha across the face, almost hitting Kikyo in the process. Inuyasha held his stinging cheek insurprise as he looked at Jakotsu... who looked like HELL was burning up behind him. "You MORON!"

"Wha...?" Of course, Inuyasha didn't get the act.

"After all those nights of us together in the hot-tub, and my water bed, you repay me with THIS?" Legally Blonde really did pay off... "And I thought that we would be together FOREVER! And I cant believe I lost my virginity to you, you...you...HOG!" Even though he did feel bad for accusing the boy, he was getting Kagome something...

"Virginity?" Kikyo demanded Inuyasha, hitting his shoulder.

"I-I dont know what he's talking about!" Inuyasha said, shrugging.

"INU-YASHA! Why do you treat me like a fly? After all I've done for you! Baked you pies, gave you pleasure!" Oh, my evil plan is going to work!

Kikyo growled through her teeth, and herself bitch-slapped Inuyasha. "Inuyasha, it's OVER!" she began to stomp away when the hanyou grabbed her arm.

"W-wait!"

"O-VER!"

Inuyasha chased Kikyo out the school doors, but Kikyo was faster and ran off. Inuyasha stopped in the pavement, looking at the girl who became smaller as she ran. Then, he heard a whimper and looked to his left where he saw Kagome...sitting alone.

"Hi." He said, sitting down, already forgetting about Kikyo.

"Hey..." She wiped her eyes.

Jakotsu, who stood by the school doors looked out to see both of them...flirting. He sighed deeply and then shook his head. You really owe me something, Higurashi...

Suddenly, something knocked into him. He and the something both fell to the floor from the impact. Quickly, Jakotsu looked up...to see a really cute guy lying ontop of him. The pain in his back was immense but the look on the boy's face was way too cute and made Jakotsu forget about the pain. This boy...had dark black hair tied in a little ponytail in the back with almost violet eyes.

"Uh...Hi." The boy said, getting off of the older guy he knocked down. "Sorry about..." Jakotsu stared at the boy...Oh, so cute.

Then, a towering shadow loomed over both boys, and they looked up to see her. "Jakotsu, dont even THINK about it!" Sango yelled.

Okay, okay. Only one more chapter and that's it of this story...I'm running out of ideas. please review!

-Ididntdoit07