it's the last chapter of Confusion About Cussing! WAAA! oh well.

i love all my reviewers and stuff and I might email you guys back or make another chapter for thanks. this is probably one of the longestchapters and its been made up in fresh-man study support at my school...i was supposed to be doing homework, but wrote. hahahahaha...so stoned. AND i got a new horse! a retired race-horse which we call Callie! I'll put a picture of her on deviantart soon, so check out my gallery! its not exactly van-gough, but take a look!

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It had been five years after highschool and barely anyone kept in touch anymore, safe for Kagome and her relationship with Inuyasha. Last fall at the beginning of their 3rd year in college, he proposed to her on a lovely beach. Of course, like any girl would, Kagome squealed and hyperventilated as he placed the ring on her finger. Only an hour ago the two were married, and their friends from highschool, Sango, Miroku, and...Jakotsu (they made up) had come. After a few days after Kagome got Inuyasha back from the wicked witch of the west, Sango was then told that her boyfriend, Miroku, was gay.

Kagome and Inuyasha were driving away from the church to the reception when she broke an awkward silence. "Hey...did you see where Sango, Miroku, and Jakotsu went after the wedding?"

"No...was I supposed to?"

She shrugged, thinking they already left for the reception.

Sango stared back at the two boys which were having a little playtime in the back of her SUV. "Great. I'm stuck with a transvestite and a gay in a SUV with no tinted windows. Perfect." she muttered. The boys looked up from their fun and stared at her.

"I'm not in drag!" Jakotsu protested, placing a hand upon the back of her seat from the driver's wheel. Sango scoffed.

"Then what do you call that little run-in you had with the 'McDonald's' drive through lady?"

"She called me a woman, and I got back at her!"

"You tore off her shirt and hat, and winked back at her!"

Miroku just sat in between them, enjoying the little argument. It was sort of like a movie, but...wierder. Sure, he'd seen Scary Movie 3, Ace Ventura, and Raptor Island, but this topped them all. "Jeez, Jakotsu. How'd I get stuck with you two anyways?"

"You love us..." Miroku leaned forward and breathed in her ear, something she hadn't felt in a long time. "And we love you." Jakotsu, in the back, pretended to gag himself.

The reception was fun and little wedding bells were placed at each seat. Jakotsu, Sango, and Miroku rung them everytime Kagome and Inuyasha were in a strange position, and they had to kiss...or else... it was the next day and the two left for their honeymoon to Australia, or the Great Barrier Reef.

Inuyasha rented a private yacht for the day and had a little servant which brough him and his new wife anything they wanted. It was like paradise. The sun shone brightly, the sea was a brilliant turquoise, and it was just... perfect. The two sat upon the deck of the yacht, looking into each other's eyes. They both wore towels and held glasses of champagne, and as the two were about to kiss...

BOM! SPLISH! shreak!

The two were covered in what seemed to be blue oatmeal. Inuyasha was furious and whipped his head around to see who might've sabotaged them. Kagome shook some of the oatmeal out of her hair and then saw a little yellow rubber material on the deck. It was a balloon.

From about 100 meters away sat a small dinghy in which three ocupants sat...giggling. Miroku popped up from the small boat with binoculars. "What are their reactions?" He asked, whacking another person on the side of the head.

"OW! I'm still not recovered from that 4-wheeler accident!"

Then, a feminine voice broke out. "Jakotsu, that was about 5 years ago...I dont think you're going to---!"

BOM! POIK! groan...

Someone had backfired their own weapon. But...this was cleat and this tasted a lot like... "HOLY CRAPPERS, it's BEER!" Jakotsu almost rejoiced, trying to lick the beverage off of his face. Sango moaned and then stuck leaned over the side of the dinghy and swished her head around, clearing it of the alcohol. Miroku sat in the boat, whipping his head around likeaperson with ADHD and tried to find the sorce of the beer.

Then he looked up and saw Kagome and Inuyasha...covered in blue looking down at them from their yacht which mysteriously was only a foot away from them now. "Hi...?" Miroku waved, smiling. Inuyasha glared down at the boy and suddenly flipped the entire little dinghy over.

The three surfaced, and it looked as if Jakotsu's hair tie had come undone and now he looked like the girl from the ring with his hair ALL over his face and Sango's just floated around her like a mermaid's. And Miroku's was finally let down from its little ponytail. "Kag, when I said you OWE me something, I didn't mean it like this..."

"Oh well, Jaky-chan. You have your own bitch, and a H2, what else do you want?" Kagome asked him, pointing to Miroku, who looked upset at being called a female dog.

"Wait..." Jakotsu glanced over at Miroku strangely and then screamed. "You're a WOMAN!"

"Oi..." Kagome covered her head in her hands. Inuyasha and Sango shook their heads as the two other "mature" people in the water had a wrestling fight.

"LEMME SEE!"

"Jakotsu, get your hands off of me!"

"Aww...you're no fun!"

"Seriously, that's a bit distracting and embar-- ...wait, where are your handssss...? OH! Holy cheeseballs, Jakotsu...that--that tickles! STOP! Get your paws outta there, I d---!...oh, that feels ni...ce."

Kagome, Sango, and Inuyasha could only stare.

well, sad to say, that's it. I love you all that have reviewed and stuff so...yeah. If you liked thisi suggest you check out feudal idol, how to torture a leader, kouga's obsession...or those humor stories...they're funny! well, please R&R, this is my first completed story! YAY!

-Ididntdoit07