Not the end chapter, I lied.

okay, never mind. I didn't lie, I was just bored and had so many things going on in my head I barely understood my own words. Okay. Over with. Screw that other chapter, that's just another normal chapter, not the end. I made an alternate ending, this is a part of it... took a little while, but this is the REAL continuing ending to world war 3, or confusion about cussing. Whatever you wanna call it. I got this idea after watching sex-ed videos in health today. Alright, i wanna talk to you reviewers!

Disclaimer: dont own anyone. happy? now...stop looking at me that way... why are you holding a fork?...(runs away)

Even more years have passed since the half dog demon and hyperactive school girl had gotten married and gone to the islands for the honeymoon. Over the next few years, Inuyasha and Kagome had bought a house right next to their friends' and had a wonderful property of a pool, indoor pool, H2s, and butlers! (: ) Okay, anyways, about 9 months ago Kagome learned she was going to have a baby. Of course her friends were happy for her, and so was her husband, but her former WAR mate wasn't really pleased on the inside. Sure, Jakotsu had a boyfriend (that is typed so weird...) and Sango got another boy friend by the name of Kuranosuke (remember him? Mr. Shiny-Teeth!) They are now engaged for the summer and live with Miroku and Jakotsu right next to Kagome and Inuyasha.

The way former schoolgirl made her way down the stairs of her large house with trouble. She was almost 9 months pregnant and her feet hurt like hell, along with her back, breasts, and...other parts. She clung to the railing like a gecko and occasionally yelled for no apparent reason... she knew she was the only one in the house at the moment. She wore a bathrobe and that was pretty much it, aside from she forgot to put on makeup and comb her hair.

"Anyone there? Hello? Edwardo?" she called, wanting assistance.

Suddenly, the young woman heard the sound of the backdoor and footsteps in the slippery foyer were heard. "People?" a new voice called, and Kagome instantly recognized it...the question was, why was he in her house...again? "Helluuuuuuuu?"

Kagome growled through her clenched teeth at the intruder. "I'm over by the stairs, you dimwit!" In less than 20 seconds, her neighbor, Jakotsu, walked by and smirked at her position. It was quite funny to see the girl like that... heavily pregnant, stuck on the stairs with her arms wrapped around the railing, and wearing big navy blue socks that hung off her toes. Kagome glared back at him. He was barely dressed, only wearing those extremely baggy, green, plaid, flannel pants, a dirty or just ugly greyNew York shirt,and an old black, bath robe was just hanging over his body and the sleeves were too long. He looked like a hobo, along with his hair coming loose from its ponytail...and he held an empty keg of beer.

"Oh, hi there, Kag." He said casually, giving a wave of the middle finger. Kagome just glared more.

"Get over here and help me before I rip that stupid metal plate in your back out!" Jakotsu held up his hands in offense.

"Hey, hey. It was bad enough getting it put in..." He muttered, walking over to her assistance. He set the empty beer bottle down on the mantel and grabbed her right arm, well; more of pried it from the railing. "Kag, this would be a lot easier if you let go of the stairs...and besides..." Jakotsu began to mutter under his breath. "...you already weigh about 300 pou...nnnds..." He trailed off as he saw her extreme hot fury.

With a little effort, he pulled, or dragged Kagome down the stairs without hurting her...well, almost. They both stood up straight now and the woman bounced on her swollen heels, forgetting how she looked at the moment. "So...how do I look?" She asked, twirling around in a circle. Her hobo-like neighbor stopped her spinning, and looked her straight in the eye.

"Truthfully, or a lie?"

"Um...truthfully."

"You look like Frankenstein."

The young woman burst into tears. Well, this wasn't the first time. There was one time when he called her fat. She screamed and beat him to a bloody pulp, except that was at the beginning. The second time was when he took her to the Waffle House for coffee...and she ordered at least one of everything. He called her a pig and that she was hogging his money. At first, she ignored him, but then he pretended to snort at her...and she went berserk. The third time was when they went shopping for maternity wear and he pointed to the largest dress...of course, he was beaten again...but this time with her purse...that had buckles. And to add that together, most of the time, people stared or took pictures.

Kagome was about to lean on him to mentally picture beating him again, but he moved and she lost her footing. She yelped and suddenly found herself hovering about 6 inches off of the hardwood floor. Her rustic neighbor caught her, and in the process probably snapped something in his back. Slowly, he lifted her off of the ground and turned away, stretching like a cat.

"Hey, you're not the one pregnant, your back shouldn't hurt as much." She muttered.

"Yeah, but did you get smashed by a car?"

"...n...no."

"And wasn't it I that set you and Inuyasha together, and if you two haven't been together, then it would be me and Inuyasha, and I would be having his...holy crap! What am I saying!"

"Um..."

"Okay, let's just put it this way; I put you and Inuyasha together, so appreciate me more than you do...without me, you'd be living with Kouga in a trailer, isn't that right?"

"y-yeah."

"That's what I thought, Barbie." And he headed off into the opposite direction...well, in short, towards the kitchen. Kagome gaped at him, but then shook it off and followed him into her and Inuyasha's kitchen.

"What are you doing now?" She asked, leaning on the frame of the door, staring at him. Jakotsu had almost every compartment in the kitchen open; obviously, he was looking for something and it wasn't cereal. He was talking to himself now, and sniffing most of the food like a dog. "I said, what are you doing?"

He answered her question quickly, without even turning to look at her. "Have any beer?" Kagome's face almost dropped to the floor. "What?" He asked, innocently, turning to face the young woman.

"You and Miroku went through 4 cases of beer in a week?" She asked, in awe. Jakotsu shrugged it off, and set a box of coco puffs on the counter. "You two are gonna die of alcohol poisoning."

"So? I've had a good..." He trailed off as he noticed that the woman was not paying much attention to him, but to a growing puddle of what seemed to be water, under her feet. "...Life." He ended and walked over to her. "Kag? Jesus Christ, Kag! They make tampons for a reason!" He almost felt like he was toying with a child at the moment, and wanted to hit himself over the head with a backpack, or Kagome. Jakotsu saw her head drop down like she was guilty of something, and he rolled his eyes.

"Hey...I'm sorry. Listen...I'll just get a mop...or something, clean it up, we can watch a movie and then think of something else, kay?"

"I-it's not that." She almost seemed to be struggling her words and he noticed that her fists were clenched tightly. Jakotsu gave her a questioning look. "I th-think the baby wants out..." He was still confused. "NOW."

"Ohhh..."

...silence...

"HOLY SHIT!"

okay, there's gonna be another chapter, and maybe another, just look out for them okay? and dont forget to review!

-Ididntdoit07