AN:Sooo,by the reviews I could tell you liked it,no?Gewd.Speaking of reviews,I'm gonn answer them now like a good fanfic author!Ummmm,right now,below this...look down:
Yumi-Chan427:yup,my own sad attempt :) im gonna go read yours after this.
Moogle23:Oh snap!I think i missed it,shit!and thanks for my award!
slpytlak:oh its nothing scary,what he sees,really I swear!
.bass.princess.:Hyphema?(looks it up)Oooooh,that makes sence!I've been wonderin how he plays video games...
And that's it.4 seems like alot to me,but anyways heres a disclaimer:
Discliamer:don't own it,okay!the only thing i own is a comic i made up,but thats not even world wide,so get off my back!
Yeah...ummm right so here you go!get the cool,get the cool shoeshine!
No serously heres the story/
Chap2,yippee doodee!
The motly crew sat together in that buggy/jeep car(from 19-2000 and cover of first album)as they sped down the road,Murdoc driving way over speed limit.They had to tie down,and gag 2D,so he would stop screaming.It was a short drive to the doctor,especialy with Murdoc driving,but they still could not take the noise.(I seem to be expierencind desavue or wtvr u spell it...hmm)Once in the doctors office,they filled out some papers,and sat in the waiting room,for what seemed like 5000 hours,but only really 15 minutes,cause that's what doctor offices do to you,mess with your mind.Uh anyway,they were called to the actual room with the doctor,sadly had to wait another 15 minutes,but he came in like they do always.
"What seems to be the problem,Mr...Tusspot?"Dr.Bruno(that's my doctor!)asked 2D.Still struggleing to spit the gag out,Murdoc answered for him,which he always does.
"He's bein' reeeeaaaal stupid again,sayin' invisible groupies where tryin' to fack 'im."
"Yes."continued Noodle."Then he was saying that he saw,eh...faces,scary faces, every where." 2D was finally able to spit the gag out.
"They weren't jus' scary!"he whined."They were terrifing!Like all messed up,or sumfin,they where everywhere!I think I was just hallucinating though,do you have any meds for tha' doc?" The doctor looked at his clipboard,like all doctors do for some reason.
"Well yes we do,but they have some nasty side effects with other medications,like cough medicin,Bactine(stupid right?),and painkillers.
"Oh,I'm on painkillers."piped up the singer.The docter stared blankly at him,like they do.
"Then we can't help you.You'll have to go now,so I can make young people think there are dieing."
After paying alot of pounds(wtvr British use)they went back into their thing,and began driving back.
On the road...in a jeep/buggy thingy
"I think,"Noodle said after a few minutes,"we should go to the church,and ask the priests to heal him...or pray."(God,that was so predictable)
"What's wrong with you Noodle?"Murdoc answered."I'm a satanist,that would be wrong!Go to a church she says,stupid twit..."he then went into one of those mumbling fits he has,when you can't understand him,not that you ever COULD understand what he's saying.Noodle fumbled with her hands.
"M-maybe we could go to a satanic church?"she asked,with an innocent tone.
"Oh alrigh'!"he agreed,and passed Kong Studios,to go to the satanic church.(Damn,Im messin this up)
Satanic church
The group walked into the church,and up to one of the satanic priests.
"Uh,excuse me."said Russel awkwardly."We need some help"
"With what,may I ask?"they priest said,looking them over.
"Our singer is wacked."Murdoc simply stated."Can you pu' 'im back to however normal he can be?"
"What symptoms does he show?"
"Thinkin' people tried to fack 'im,and seein' scary faces."
"Oh I see."said the priest."Well,Mr.Niccals,your singer maybe possessed by something even more powerful than our lord and savior!"
"Wow,'eally?"2D asked,with his face screwed in concentration.
"Why yes indeed!"said the happy priest."Your going to need a exorcism!Mr.Niccals,please accompony me to find the perfect exorcsimist(is that a word?)"
"Yes of course!"Murdoc then took out the car keys and handed them to Noodle.
"Noodle,"he said face serious and grim,"I don' trust dullard,nor fat boy,so ya ge' to drive.C'mon father!"Then Murdoc and the priest walked to the back of the church.
"Oh and here!"the priest called,throwing a piece of paper at Russel."Follow those instructions to be ready for the excorsism tonight!
Later that night
Russel had followed the instructions on the paper.He,with Noodles help,tied 2D to the bed in Noodles room(more like strapped,her bed is on the floor oh and why her room?Because its not a mess and its roomier),and dimmed the lights.Then,even though she protested(another award!),he drew a large circle with a sharpy around 2D.They waited hours in silence,when they heard footsteps walk in,a floor under them.Soon they reached the outside of Noodle's room and the door handle wriggled,while it thundered outside dramatically.The door opened and the satanic priest was first to enter,then Murdoc.Then the lightning flashed dramatically,and in came...
AN:who walked in?what happened next?i dunno yet,my hands hurt so im gonna stop here.but read and review anyway and i hope you enjoyed :)