AN:WOOHOOO!HAPPY FRICKIN NEW YEAR!NOW HERES MY REVIEW REPLYS:
slpytlak:you will...oh you will!
The ShapeShifting Chick(1st chap):thanks!i try to be...original
The ShapeShifting Chick:yeah,Murdoc does alot of things :)
Disclaimer:uh you noe...this is fuckin ridiculos!shouldnt thier be an automatic discliamer on this site,I mean god!
Chap.3 (no comment)
So where was I?Oh yeah,there was a dramatic flash of lightning,and in came,with a nametag that read Phillie,came a Walmart employee.There was an awkward silence then Russel was the first one to talk.
"Who the hell is that?"the fat man asked.
"It's obviosly Phillie from Walmart."2D answered from the floor/bed."Duh,Russ I though' you were smarter!"The drummer glared at him and turned to Murdoc.
"What is this all about?"Murdoc rolled his eyes.
"He's the exorciser of course."Russel then turned to Phillie with a stern look on his face.The Walmart guy shrugged.
"They said they'd give me vodca if I got rid of the thing in you guy's singer."he explained with a sighed.
"Alright fine.Have fun,c'mon Noodle."
"Why do we have to go?"Noodle asked while be dragged out by Russel,to the ground floor.(theyre on the 1st)
"'Cause in the 'Emily Rose' movie,only three people where in the room durin' 'er excorsism and there's a part where her little sista runs out after Emily,so obviosly you will be playin' that part."2D said smartly(gasp!)earning him strange looks."Wha'?"he asked."Didn' any of you see the movie?"
"Some of it,but I thought it was stupid."Murdoc answered as Noodle and Russel slammed the door shut."Okay."he said rubbing his hands together."The priest in the movie had a tape recorder so here you go."he said handing Phillie a convienitly place recorder.
"So now,let's get started."the satanic priest said.Awkward silence followed.
"What do I do?"Phillie asked.
"I dunno..."Murdoc said in a quiet voice.(yes he has one!i heard in twice)He looked over at the priest who shrugged.
"Uh,Stu you allergic to anythin'?"the bassist asked.
"Well...pollen,ragweed,that stuff."2D said thinking."That's all I can fink of."
"You allergic to anythin' we have avialable?"
"Umm..I guess your calogne(is that right?) always made me sneeze."the singer answered with his funny blank expression.
"Oh great!"Murdoc said with his sleezy smile picking a bottle of his calogne from Noodle's nightstand and handing it to Phillie."You just spary tha' at 'im and see what happens."
"Wadaminit?"2D asked confused ."Wha' the 'ell is Noodle doing with your calogne in 'er room?"Murdoc glared at him.
"Wot exactly are you implying dullard?"he snapped,though he sounded nervous(wow im creeping myself out!).2D blinked.
"Nuttin"
"Tha's wot I though'."Murdoc said."Go on Phillie,spray it at him and wave around a peace hand sign."he urged.
"Uh,okay..."Phillie said,slightly disturbed.He made the peace sign with his two fingers and began spraying 2D with the calogne.The singer just kept sneezing.
"Eh,Muds?"he said sneezing."This isn' helping in anyway possible."
"Your right for once."he answered surprised just then the door flew open and-
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-and cans of corn came flying in,spooooky!They all aimed for Phillie and started attacking him.No really I mean there was blood everywhere and some of his bones where pooking out of places that shoulden't even have those types of bones.
"Please he-help me!"the Walmart man cried through a mouthfull of blood,as Murdoc and the priest stared in horror.2D began laughing like a maniac and ripped through the ropes that he was bound in.He then proceeded to jump out a window.(it was a random window.don't worry he won't break his neck.)The priest began to run out after the singer,but Murdoc stopped him.
"The has to be three of us,just like in the movie!"the bassist yelled."You drag him along."He then ran out as the priest began dragging the half dead employee.Murdoc called the lift and sooner or later they were on the ground floor,running after 2D through the front door.
Ground Floor w/Noodle and Russel(this is right when 2D landed outside from the window)
While looking out the window,Russel and Noodle watched as 2D landed outside and began running toward a convineitly placed pig stable.(yes,pig stable)Noodle looked up at Russel.
"Is that my que?"she asked.He shook his head.
"Wait for Murdoc,the priest,and Phillie to come first."Just then,the said three came running throught the front door.(Phillie being dragged.)
"Go,go,go!"Russel urged Noodle,who quikly ran out in the rain after them.
In the Pig Stable..place
The four ran after 2D,into the pig stall.The singer fell to his knees while everyone else surounded him in a circle.There was silence as his heavy breathing went through the stable as the pigs snorted and moved around nervously.Murdoc and Noodle exchanged glances,then Noodle spoke up.
"2Dsan?"she said in a small,frightened voice.She was answered with more breathing.Noodle gulped and looked worriedly at Murdoc,who sighed.
"2D?You alrigh?"it was a stupid question,but the singer turned to look at his band mates all the same,but with a twisted smile on his usually confused,spaced-out face.
"You fools..."2D hissed in voice that was definatly not his own."Did you have any idea what power you where dealing with?"
"No not really."the priest said.
"Silence!"whatever controled 2D snapped."The force and power I have is only what pinto beans can imagine!I am more powerful than Wendy's,KFC,McDonalds,and BurgerKing combined!Even more than that Mac company and Sony!I have more force than Oprah,BillGates,AngelinaJolee(wtvr u spell it)and the prostitutes!More tempting than money,and pimped out cars,I have possessed all of the Jackson5,Marron5,Thirteen13,and any other group ending with a number..almost.I've also possessed BillyJoel,AbrahamLin-"
"Shut the fack up and get to the point!"Murdoc snapped at...whatever 2D was.
"Alright,fine."whatever 2D was possessed by pouted.If you must know,I am-"
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"-I am,"there was a dramatic pause."PRINGLES!"(OMG!)There was another awkward silence,then-
"Okay,this is getting stupid."Noodle said.
No it isnt!
"Oh yes it is!And I want out."
Oh fine,but your coming back next chapter!
"Whatever."she then procceeded to walk out the fic.
"Noodle wait!"2D said back in his normal voice."I need to ask,what were you doin' with Murdoc's calogne in you bedroom?"Noodle become very nervous,yet still glared at him.
"What are you implying?"she asked,her voice was shrill.2D blinked and frowned.
"Ya know Noodle,"the singer said serously(OMG AGIAN!)."you can tell me anyfing.I'll probably forget anyways,but maybe you wanna get whatever it is that's bovvering you off your chest."He smiled at her."Waddaya say?"Noodle smiled back wit confidence.
"Well,you see,Murdoc san and I-"Murdoc cut her off.
"Get outta here kid!"he said angrily,pushing her out of the fic.
"That was disturbing."the priest commented.
I know,so let's get on with the current situation.
The lightning flashed again and 2D's smile became twisted...again."As I was saying,"the thing that possessed 2D said."I am,Pringles!"he began to laugh like a maniac.
"This is getting pretty facked up!"Murdoc commented backing up.Just then,with another dramatic lighting strike,the lock holding all the pigs broke,and herds of scared shit pigs began a frendzy,trying to run,and you know that's bad!Phillie,who was still paralyzed on the ground,was trampled by five over weight pigs,and was pronounced D-E-A-D dead at the scene.He will not be missed.2D took a deep,labored breath and was back to himself.Not knowing what to do,he got up and began singing 'YMCA',with the dance and everything,while Murdoc rolled his eyes and rubbed a his hand over his face.
"I need some vodca...and speed would do me some good."he muttered under his breath,walking out the stable.
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